He's My Brother, My Own Flesh and Blood

What followed was the awkwardness of the two groups staring at each other.

Lu Linglong pouted, poking her fingers together uneasily. She couldn't get a word out for ages, while her face only grew redder.

"Oh, come on, how am I supposed to say something like that out loud~!"

She tugged Zhi Jinhua's arm and swung it back and forth, wheedling, "Huahua~ I can't say it. You say it~!"

"I... I can't either..." Zhi Jinhua was at a loss. As a young girl, she didn't have the nerve.

"You say it, you say it~"

Unable to stand Lu Linglong's wheedling assault any longer, Wang Ergou pushed them aside.

"Get out of the way, you useless things."

"Yay~ Brother Ergou is the best after all~"

Lu Linglong spun away, choosing a particularly tricky angle for her movements. She was clearly heading toward the handsome guy.

"Oh dear, I'm going to fall~"

Wang Zhuo chuckled and caught her securely in his arms. "Careful."

Wang Ergou looked at Lu Linglong nestled in his arms with utter disdain. "Look at you, boy-crazy as ever. You might as well just throw yourself into his arms instead of putting on an act."

"And now you're acting all shy like a little girl."

Lu Linglong clung to Wang Zhuo's arm and pouted. "What are you talking about? I am a little girl~"

"It's fine, it's fine. As long as the kid's happy." Wang Zhuo rubbed her little pink-haired head.

"Hehe, you're so nice, Brother Liu."

Wang Ergou ran a palm over his pink buzz cut and adjusted his inverted-triangle glasses.

"Zhang Chulan, I'm not joking with you. I'm asking you seriously and sincerely..."

"I'm listening. Please, go ahead..." Faced with the ravenous expressions on their faces, Zhang Chulan hardly dared refuse.

Are they going to gang up on me?

Or are they after this handsome face of mine?

"Let us see your XX!"

Dead silence fell over the scene...

Zhang Chulan's brain crashed for an instant. By the time he recovered, his clenched fists were cracking.

"What the hell is wrong with you assholes?!"

"Do you think I'm some gay guy from Hello KT?! Or do I look gay to you?"

"You think you can push me around?!"

He grew more worked up as he spoke, golden light radiating from his body. "Don't mess with me! When I go crazy, I even scare myself!"

"Believe it or not, Liu Guanyi and I will hang ourselves right outside your door!"

"I'm losing it! Behold my Golden Light Mantra noose!"

Wang Zhuo fell silent. "..."

"I really underestimated this kid. His upper limit is his lower limit, his lower limit is his bottom line, and his bottom line is his waistband!"

At that, he lowered his head to Lu Linglong and gently warned her, "Linglong, we'd better stay away from perverts like him from now on. They'll be a bad influence."

"I'm sure you didn't come along willingly. A girl as innocent as you-this must all be Hidden Dragon and the others' doing, right?"

Lu Linglong blushed slightly. "Yes, I don't want to see it at all, actually. (As if.)"

"Strike!"

A baseball bat smashed straight into Wang Zhuo's head.

Hidden Dragon grabbed him by the neck. "You're the biggest pervert here! I've put up with you long enough, you bastard!"

"How dare you sully my good name! Die!"

Furious, Lu Linglong punched his flab, knocking him back and reclaiming Wang Zhuo. "Hidden Dragon! Let go! How dare you ambush Brother Liu!"

Utterly heartbroken, Hidden Dragon knelt on the ground. Someone was playing "A Spray of Plum Blossoms."

"No! My goddess Linglong! This beast must have put a love curse on you! If you're being threatened, take a breath of air!"

At that, Lu Linglong immediately pressed her lips together, pouting as she held her breath.

The sight made Hidden Dragon break down even harder. Streaming tears and snot, he furiously pointed at Wang Zhuo in her arms.

"He's only a hundred million times fitter than me! (Eight-pack abs.)"

"Just a little taller than me! (One meter eighty-six.)"

"A hundred million times more handsome than me! (The Daniel Wu-level good looks of all you readers.)"

"His powers are only a hundred million times stronger than mine!"

"He's just a little wittier and funnier than me!"

"Set all that aside, and what the hell is he?!"

"What have I got that doesn't measure up to him?!"

Holding Wang Zhuo, Lu Linglong shook her head. "I can't set that aside."

Hidden Dragon was so enraged he spat out three liters of blood. "Aaargh! Liu Guanyi, I'll kill you!"

Wang Ergou frantically held back the rampaging Hidden Dragon while explaining to Zhang Chulan, "No, no, no, please don't misunderstand. None of us is interested in your XX."

"We just want to see the chastity mark on it."

Seeing Wang Zhuo surrounded by beautiful girls while all he got was talk about his bent hook made Zhang Chulan even more annoyed.

"So you're looking down on my XX?!"

"Fine! With my brother and me joining forces, you think we'd be scared of you?!"

"I'm going berserk! Saiyan form!!!"

In an instant, the surge of his qi body sent Zhang Chulan's hair standing on end, giving him something of a Saiyan's battle form.

Wang Zhuo knocked Hidden Dragon out with one punch. "No problem! Let's unleash our hot-blooded combo move, brother!"

Zhang Chulan clenched his fists. "Behold the Supreme Dong Brothers duo!"

Wang Ergou waved his hands repeatedly in surrender. "Please don't get the wrong idea. In today's society, restriction-type unusual arts are nearly lost."

"And there are very few records of arts like these in ancient texts, so we're extremely curious."

"We only want to appreciate it up close. We absolutely don't have any lewd intentions."

Wang Zhuo threw an arm around Zhang Chulan and refused with righteous indignation. "What do you take my brother for?"

"You can't just look whenever you want and leave him with no privacy. My brother may be cheap, shameless, and utterly brazen, but he still has a tiny bit of dignity!"

"He's my dearest friend and family, my brother, my own flesh and blood!"

"Brother Liu, you..." Zhang Chulan looked at him, deeply moved. When it really mattered, this guy truly stepped up.

Wang Ergou shook his head helplessly. "You Supreme Dong Brothers really do share a bond stronger than gold..."

But Wang Zhuo's next words stunned everyone.

"You'll have to pay extra!"

"What the hell!" Everyone nearly threw out their backs.

Xi couldn't help snarking, "You bastard, after all that rambling, you just wanted to charge us?!"

Wang Zhuo waved a hand. "Hey, hey, hey, what do you mean, charge you? This is compensation for emotional distress. My brother is a top-grade virgin!"

He tugged Zhang Chulan over and patted his chest.

"Have any of you ever seen someone with a tattoo on his XX?"

"I dare say my brother's the only one bold enough!"

"Having you pay a little to take a look isn't asking too much, is it? Photos and videos are welcome."

"Fair prices for young and old, guaranteed genuine, tenfold compensation for a fake!"

"Ten bucks a viewing. Groups of ten get three bucks off per person."

Hidden Dragon's jaw dropped all the way to the ground in shock. "Holy shit, that's freaking incredible. What a goddamn original way of thinking!"

"Screw you!" Zhang Chulan kicked Wang Zhuo two li away.

Seeing this, Lu Linglong jogged after him. "Brother Liu~!"