I Said Slap, So I Slapped. If You Don't Like It, Suck It Up
If Sasuke had ever watched Bollywood movies or TV shows, he would definitely be able to picture a scene where various transitions from top to bottom, left to right, from fade-out to Venetian blinds, all coming together in a dazzling display.
That's the Hokage, that's the so-called "strongest" Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi!
You've lost your ability! You're already a...
The next second, Sasuke was stunned!
It wasn't just Sasuke was stunned!
The others present were also stunned!
"Smack!"
A crisp slap landed squarely on Hiruzen Sarutobi's face!
This!
This!
The entire ninja community erupted in chaos at that moment!
Hiruzen Sarutobi's face was slapped slightly, and his Hokage hat tilted for a moment.
The air at the entrance to the Forest of Death seemed to freeze.
Temari from Sunagakure suddenly covered her mouth, and Shikamaru's hand fell to the ground with a clatter.
Even the usually gloomy Kabuto Yakushi pushed up his glasses, his pupils behind the lenses contracting sharply.
The Konoha members were struck dumb!
Sakura's sushi box hit Naruto on the head, and Naruto didn't even cry out in pain, just gaped open. "What! What a complete idiot?! He! He did! What did he do?!"
In the distance, Danzo's cane slammed into the wooden board with a thud, his one-eyed man staring intently at Uchiha Yu.
The Third Hokage slowly raised his hand to straighten his straw hat. His aged face revealed no emotion, only the red handprint from his slap was particularly glaring in the sunlight.
"Uchiha Clan brat!" Mitarashi Anko's Kunai was pressed against Uchiha Yu's back, her voice trembling, "Do you even know what you're doing?!"
Sasuke, amidst the crowd, saw Anbu Ninja emerge from the treetops, the ground, and the shadows, their countless Kunai flashing coldly as they were aimed at Uchiha Yu!
This is terrible!
But the person in question simply flicked their wrist and gave a smile that was somewhere between provocative and innocent!
"Ah, sorry, there's a mosquito on the Lord Hokage's face! Hehe!"
Mosquitoes?
Even a fool could see that this was clearly a deliberate Hiruzen Sarutobi!
At this moment, the representatives of the other major ninja villages all became eager for gossip!
Uchiha Yu was the last surviving member of the Uchiha Clan. If he could do such a thing to Hiruzen Sarutobi, does that mean that even so, the Uchiha Clan was not well-regarded?
The crowd immediately started chattering, Hiruzen Sarutobi, his face flushed, shouted, "Quiet!"
As he looked at Uchiha Yu, he muttered to himself, "I feel an itch on my face, Uchiha Yu is definitely swatting mosquitoes."
Hiruzen Sarutobi wasn't lying.
The Forest of Death is damp year-round, which breeds many mosquitoes.
There was indeed a mosquito in the crease of Hiruzen Sarutobi's face.
However Uchiha Yu was moving too fast, approaching silently.
Hiruzen Sarutobi had no idea when Uchiha Yu appeared in front of him.
If at that time, he had stabbed himself in the neck with Kunai.
Hiruzen Sarutobi a deep drag on his Old Pipe and changed the subject, "Let's continue the Ninja Exams!"
Uchiha Yu was surprised that Hiruzen Sarutobi was so patient; he was now quite impressed with this Third Hokage patriarch.
Of course, "look at him with new eyes" is a verb; he planned to scrape off the eyes of the Third Hokage of his ancestors to take a good look at them, so that he could repay the kindness of the extermination of his clan.
The debt of gratitude Hokage is never enough! Never enough!
Everyone was surprised that Uchiha Yu's slap of the Hokage ended like this.
It's like holding in your poop all day, finally running home, only to find that squatting down results in a fart instead.
Even if we don't execute Uchiha Yu on the spot, we should at least teach him a lesson.
But Hiruzen Sarutobi didn't think so.
At this moment, representatives from all the major villages have gathered. If he were to demand an explanation from a child, the Hokage would lose even more face!
Just think of it as Naruto by a brat like Naruto!
"Hehe."
Danzo laughed out loud in the crowd.
He was happy to see Hiruzen Sarutobi suffer a setback.
That's why he was able to become Hokage Candidate later on.
What does it Danzo to do with Danzo's face?
Uchiha Yu returned to Sasuke's side, Sasuke clenched his fist, "You were too reckless!"
Uchiha Yu shrugged. "Swatting mosquitoes is a sign of respect for the Hokage."
Sasuke sighed. "Jigen could arrive in Konoha at any moment, Hiruzen Sarutobi is our main fighting force."
Uchiha Yu dismissed it, "Okay~ I know~ I know~"
He provoked Hiruzen Sarutobi, but no fight broke out. However, Uchiha Yu was very happy.
Because today's Forest of Death is not the final, the important figures from each country and village have not yet arrived.
We'll give Hiruzen Sarutobi and Danzo in the finals.
Even more satisfying!
Let the entire Shinobi World know about Hiruzen Sarutobi and Danzo!
Revenge cannot be hidden away like in my own timeline. I want the world to know that Danzo and Sarutobi were killed by me Uchiha Yu!
Crush those two old bastards like insects!
With that thought in mind, Uchiha Yu hummed a little tune and took the lead into the Forest of Death.
He had just entered the venue when two people behind him suddenly called his name.
"Uchiha Yu! You idiot! Come with us!"
Uchiha Yu turned around, and an unwanted memory crept into his mind.
On the left Ryuta Kishimoto, a poor ninja who often bullies himself.
On the right, there 'Chihiro Kobayashi, a rich young lady who looks down on me.
These two are teammates of Uchiha Yu in this timeline, but their relationship is very average, and neither of them looks down on the other.
Chihiro Kobayashi caught up first, "Baka! You actually slapped the Lord Hokage! You don't know the meaning of death! How stupid! Now our team will be laughed at for the rest of our lives!"
Uchiha Yu never held back with his words, "You still know you'll be laughed at? Didn't you only get into the second round of the Forest of Death because your family spent money to buy you an answer key? Forget about dying, it's already a miracle that you can even take care of yourself. If I untied your shoelaces, you'd probably be frantic because you can't tie your own shoes and you can only rely on some poor, idiot to tie them for you!"
This sarcastic remark completely stunned Chihiro Kobayashi!
Who would have thought that the usually taciturn Uchiha Yu would speak like this!
Ryuta Kishimoto, gritting his teeth, stepped forward and glared at Uchiha Yu, yelling, "What's wrong with tying your shoelaces! Do you know how much it costs to tie your shoelaces?"
Uchiha Yu, too lazy to pay attention to his two teammates, "Young lady and her idiot nanny~ good luck to them, I'm going to act alone."
"Hateful!"
The two watched as Uchiha Yu followed the main group deeper into the Forest of Death. Ryuta Kishimoto muttered, "That guy's definitely going to die in there! Let's ignore him!"
They didn't follow Uchiha Yu, but another older female ninja from the Grass Ninja licked her lips and followed closely behind Uchiha Yu.
They seemed quite curious about him.
Five minutes later, by the stream.
Orochimaru, his Orochimaru flicking out, sneered and said, "Young Uchiha, how dare you come to the river alone?"
Uchiha Yu casually tossed a stone, which bounced four times on the water's surface before sinking into the stream. Without turning his head, he threatened, "I'll take Hiruzen Sarutobi's life. If you dare to ruin things, I'll kill you first!"
"Impressive, what a boastful tone!"
Orochimaru suddenly stretched his neck out and lunged at Uchiha Yu!
He wants to give Uchiha Yu the same Earth Cursed Seal as the Sound Five!
Let's treat him as a substitute before Sasuke-kun grows up.
Just as the venomous fang was about to pierce Uchiha Yu's neck, a pair of bloodshot eyes suddenly turned around!
Orochimaru was suddenly plunged from the sweltering summer heat into an ice cave of minus sixty degrees Celsius!
He stared into Uchiha Yu's eyes in disbelief!
His teeth chattered, and his pupils constricted!
Until his expression completely collapsed!
"The Mangekyō Sharingan!?"
"Masaga!"
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