Revive, My Beloved Zheng Zha!

Dragon Ball Fang Yu collapsed onto the lawn of Kai Planet, his chest heaving violently, his clothes soaked through with sweat, turning them a dark shade. In the tenfold gravity, every pore on his body protested; even his fingers felt like lead, impossible to lift. The roar of an engine echoed in the distance as North Kai's red sports car whizzed past him, his sunglasses reflecting starlight. "Young man, you need to train more!" Before the words were even finished, the car had circled Kai Planet completely and come to a smooth stop at his feet, the tires showing no sign of overheating. "You're kidding me," Fang Yu gritted his teeth, propping himself up. He suddenly remembered an episode of Tom and Jerry and Jerry where Jerry pretended to hold something, tricking Tom into looking at it, only to get punched hard in the eye by Tom. Dragon Ball is a comedy manga too. It seemed to make sense! Fang Yu's eyes darted around, then he suddenly collapsed to the ground, clutching the grass tightly with both hands. He deliberately peeked through his fingers, letting out an exaggerated gasp: "Hiss—could this be the legendary..." "What? What?" Sure enough, the North Kai slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the sports car, his tentacles standing straight up like antennas. Fang Yu's hesitant expression, he jumped up and down impatiently. "Let this King Kai see!" He practically lay on the ground, his sunglasses brushing against Fang Yu's hand. Just as the King Kai was peeking through his fingers, Fang Yu suddenly sprang up! He wrapped his arms around the King Kai, grabbing him tightly! "Got you!" He grinned, revealing his tiger teeth, looking like he'd succeeded in his scheme. North Kai froze for two seconds, then suddenly realized he'd been captured. He sprang up, yelling, "You cunning brat! You actually tricked me, King Kai!" "All's fair in love and war," Fang Yu slumped back onto the grass, panting heavily, still managing to tug at King Kai's trouser leg with his last bit of strength. "Now... you should teach me Kaioken, right?" North Kai sighed. "Alright, I can teach you Kaioken sighed helplessly. "Ask, how many steps does it take to put an elephant in the Fridge?" ———————— "I don't know why, but I want Seafood Porridge right now,"Fang Yu said to the Joker in the Conference Room. "That might be because you're low on uric acid. How about I urinate some for you?" Before the Joker could even take off his pants, Bruce Yu switched to the scene of Bruce Investiture of the Gods Fang Yu." The West Sea Dragon King Ao Run, suddenly transformed into a giant black-scaled python and coiled around Fang Yu's waist! "Gotcha~" She stuck out her tongue and tightened her body, her dragon scales scraping against the Armament Haki, sparking dazzling flames! Fang Yu cried out in pain as the Dragon King of the South Sea's Crimson Flame chains bound his arms, and the North Sea Dragon King's icy spikes were already pressed against his throat! "It's over." Ao Guang wiped away the dragon blood and sneered, his Dragon Fang Blade gathering the power of the four seas to slash at Fang Yu's crown! Yin Shiniang on the city wall of Chentang Pass closed her eyes in despair, but then heard a chant resounding throughout the heavens and earth. "The Final Lightning Tribulation— " Suddenly, a giant Buddha phantom appeared around Fang Yu! It directly blasted the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas away! "Thousand-Hand Martial Emperor!" Everyone present craned their necks to look at the giant object in the air, dumbfounded! "What the hell is that?!" Before anyone could react, the ten-thousand-foot-long Buddha palm crashed down! Rumble— The Four Dragon King, like mischievous children suddenly leaping out of the bushes on a national highway to scare half-dead, looked utterly ridiculous as they stood before the giant palm. The moment they saw the palm's lines, they were instantly smashed into the depths of the sea! "Dragons! Dragon King!" The aquatic monsters were dumbfounded! Their boss had just been sent back to the sea like that?! The Buddha's palm continued its momentum. Fang Yu twisted his waist and hips, unleashing the remaining palm force like a tidal wave crashing down on the land-based Demon Army! "Rumble!!!" Where the palm wind passed, the red-haired giant demon's fangs shattered first, its three-zhang-tall body being torn away like a rag doll! The Crow Immortal Lord's rain of feathered arrows vaporized in the Buddha's light, and the pangolin demon horde was forcefully pressed back into the ground by the palm! The entire battlefield suddenly fell into an eerie silence. The soldiers Chentang Pass stared dumbfounded as the once-massive million-strong Demon Army was now all embedded in the ground in a starfish shape! The remaining tails of the dog demons were still twitching, and the Crow Immortal Lord was reduced to a head stuck in a tree branch, his eyes rolling back. The whisk handle of the "Double Killer of Land and Sea" Taiyi Zhenren clattered to the ground. "This brat is even more ferocious than the Heavenly Venerable!" After a brief silence, Chentang Pass erupted in a sky-shaking cheer! Soldiers threw their helmets into the air, and the people embraced and wept. Yin Shiniang put away her weapon, and this iron lady finally cried out, "We held on! We really held on!" Hiding in the shadows Shen Gongbao pinched his thigh hard. "No, no, no, no! Hurry, hurry, move, move, move! Help! Help the soldiers!" ———————— After several hours of trekking through the desert, the ruins of Hamunaptra finally came into view. The collapsed stone pillars and half-hidden passageway cast menacing shadows in the setting sun. Richard O'Connell reined in his camel, frowning and warning, "This place is cursed. After dark, the scarabs will swarm out. Are you sure you want to go in?" Fang Yu dismounted his camel, the sand silently sinking beneath his feet. "We're in a hurry." The Central Continent Team followed Richard O'Connell through the collapsed stone gate, the white bones occasionally peeking out from the gravel. Fang Yu raised his hand to signal the team to stop, his gaze fixed on the deep passageway ahead. That was the entrance to the altar where the Book of the Dead was stored in the movie. "The energy reaction is at the end of the passageway, but," Li Yingqi's fingertips glowed faintly, "There are living beings, I don't know what they are." Fang Yu's Mantra had already detected these things in the crevices of the stone. "Just scarabs." Zhao Yingkong silently drew her dagger, the shadow spreading beneath her feet. "I'll clear the way." "No need." Fang Yu sneered, his Conqueror's Haki suddenly erupting! An invisible pressure surged into the passageway like a tidal wave, and a rustling sound of fleeing filled the darkness. Thousands upon thousands of scarabs were terrified and scattered in panic. Newcomer Seppi's eyes widened: "Team leader! This is more powerful than insecticide! Are these how you deal with scarabs in movies? I really want to rap right now!" "Shut up." "Okay, okay." The team quickly advanced to the altar. Fang Yu kicked open the stone door engraved with runes, and a black scroll lying quietly on the platform emitted an ominous glow. Just as he reached out, Li Yingqi suddenly shouted, "Enemy attack, 300 meters southeast!" In the shadow of the pyramid, the Skull Necklace Man grinned and crushed a rune stone. "The Central Continent Team really took the bait!" Several team members behind him activated their skills simultaneously, and a blood-red magic circle suddenly appeared on the ground. The girl with smoky makeup flew through the air, and mechanical spiders swarmed out from her sleeves. "Proceed according to plan!" the Skull Necklace Man roared. "The moment they obtain the scripture and trigger the curse, Grace will use her mechanical spiders to block their retreat, Beryl will interfere with their senses, and the rest of you will focus fire on that Central Continent Captain!" The steampunk girl suddenly froze: "Wait... my spiders have lost signal!" "What?!" Fang Yu slammed the "Book of the Dead" heavily onto the center of the altar. The moment the eerie green runes floated in the air, he suddenly raised his hand and aimed at the outer edge of the pyramid! The Sen Continent Team members who were lying in wait 800 meters away hadn't even reacted before they were Kamehameha! [Killed an enemy member who activated the Gene Lock, obtained B-rank Side Quest x1, 7000 Reward Points] [Resurrection conditions detected, an additional 1000 Reward Points are required to create a body] "Main God! Pay 1000 points to create Zheng Zha's body!" Fang Yu shouted, and the altar floor suddenly cracked open. A body exactly the same as Zheng Zha's when he died emerged from the blood pool, with an appearance that was exactly the same as the state of the corpse before death. The incantations of the Book of the Dead coiled around his body, his expression twisted in a grimace. Seeing this, Li Yingqi immediately shouted, "His soul is resisting! His obsession before death was too deep!" "Zheng Zha!" Fang Yu slammed his fist on the edge of the altar. "You know how many team members died? I'm not paying for the resurrection Reward Points for Zhan Lan, Chu Xuan, Zhang Heng, and Zhang Jie!" "And... don't you want to see Lori anymore?" A sharp, shattering sound like glass breaking echoed in the void, and Zheng Zha's tightly closed eyes snapped open! "Fang Yu," Zheng Zha's voice was hoarse, like sandpaper scraping, "I clearly already..." Fang Yu shrugged, "Welcome back to hell."