Amid the bustle of Tanzaku Town, Shizune led Son Goten and Naruto through the wooden door of a small Izakaya. The moment they entered, a rich smell of sake hit them.
"This is the place," Shizune said quietly.
Son Goten's nose twitched slightly. That distinctive "milky scent" had grown clearer here. He poked his head out from behind Shizune, his gaze immediately locking onto the back of the blonde woman in the corner.
Tsunade lay slumped over a table, fast asleep. She wore a loose green coat, and with each breath, a snowy-white cleavage peeked out beneath her clothes, the full curves nearly bursting her buttons.
Son Goten froze on the spot. Two streams of blood gushed uncontrollably from his nose.
"That old guy wasn't lying..." Goten muttered to himself.
"S-so this is the legendary Fifth Hokage?" he mumbled indistinctly.
"Konoha is saved! World peace is here! My youth is complete!"
Beside him, Naruto looked at Goten's bleeding nose with undisguised disgust.
"Boss, why's your nose bleeding? Did eating too much just now give you too much internal heat?"
Meanwhile, Jiraiya sleazily wiped the corner of his mouth. Looking at Tsunade's back, he expressed wholehearted approval of Goten's "top-tier taste."
Son Goten casually wiped away his nosebleed, an unprecedented seriousness appearing on his face.
"For Konoha's future, and for this magnificent... bosom," he declared with righteous conviction, "I, Son Goten, swear that even if I get beaten to death today, I'm carrying her back to the village!"
Before he had finished speaking, Goten shot forward like the wind.
"Big sis, you'll catch a cold sleeping on the table. Let me warm you up!" He reached out both hands, aiming squarely at those astonishing curves.
Just as his groping hands were about to succeed, Tsunade groggily raised her head, grabbed the