I admire your taste, but pity your intellectual disability

In just a few minutes, Xu Su's name shot back onto the trending searches.

#Xu Su has lost it#

#The lovesick fool is making a spectacle of himself again#

Soon, hordes of haters overran the comments.

Utterly undaunted, Xu Su boldly opened the comments, picked a few with high like counts, and replied beneath them:

[Huffing Cockroach Armpits]: Obviously said that on purpose. "Smile." Attention-whoring trash. Why aren't you dead yet?

[Xu Su V]: I was considering it, but I was afraid of dirtying your path to reincarnation, so I decided to let you go first [smile]

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[Cheerful Netizen]: I seriously don't understand what this dumbass is thinking. Such a pretty face, and yet he's brain-dead!

[Xu Su V]: I admire your taste, but pity your intellectual disability [smile]

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[Lost Both My Abs and My Welfare]: I admire his courage! If it were me, I'd never have the nerve to show my face in public again.

[Xu Su V]: Grandpa's sorry for making you worry. But seriously, grandson, if you ever accidentally transmigrate into me, remember-you can still show your face before Toyota and Ford [smile]

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[Your Husband Is in My Bed]: I've got to hand it to this nasty turtle. When he's lovesick, he's in heat; when he isn't lovesick, he's going nuts. Either way, he has to act up, or he won't feel satisfied.

[Xu Su V]: No cerebrum, malformed cerebellum-"dumbass" was made for you [smile]

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[Thick Phlegm Is Chewier]: Bro, I understand how it feels when your love isn't returned, but wandering around outside is where you're in the wrong. Be good and spend a few years in a psychiatric hospital.

[Xu Su V]: Don't go prescribing medicine for others just because you're sick yourself [smile]

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[There's a Dumbass in the Pot]: Just timidly asking, do you have any requirements regarding duration and size?

[Xu Su V]: No specific requirements, but anyone asking that question is definitely out of consideration [smile]

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Xu Su was replying with gusto when his manager, Cheng Nan, called again.

"Have you fucking caught rabies or developed epilepsy!!!"

Caught off guard, Xu Su was nearly deafened.

He held the phone farther away and was about to say something when Cheng Nan started roaring again:

"Now! This instant! Immediately! Get your ass over there and film that show! Once it's done, we're through! Never seeing each other again!"

"Beep, beep, beep, beep..."

Rude.

Xu Su blinked without a ripple of emotion, then got out of bed to brush his teeth.

On the way to the filming location, Xu Su was reviewing the upcoming plot in his head when he discovered something utterly terrifying-

There was! No! More! plot!

Because this book had! A! Botched! Ending!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Just brilliant.

Xu Su closed his eyes. Dear author, I hope your eyes take turns standing guard twenty-eight hours a day.

Half an hour later, he arrived at the filming location, North Suburb Miemeng Village.

"Return to a Simple Life" was this year's hottest lifestyle variety show, with content primarily centered on rural life.

The show aired live, and each installment invited six mystery guests.

The guest list was kept confidential, with the guests revealed one by one only on the day the broadcast began.

At the village entrance, Xu Su had barely hopped off an elderly man's motorcycle when the PD immediately approached with a cameraman.

"Hello, Xu Su!"

Xu Su took off his sunglasses and politely replied, "Good meowning."

The PD: "..."

Bro, it's afternoon.

Maintaining professional standards, the PD followed the script and continued:

"As the first guest to arrive for this installment, is there anything you'd like to say to the viewers watching the livestream?"

Xu Su glanced at the scrolling comments on the PD's phone.

"Can I swear?"

The PD: "...No."

Xu Su looked away. "Then I have fuck-all to say."

The PD: "..."

The viewers in the livestream had originally been enthusiastically discussing who this installment's mystery guests might be.

But the moment Xu Su appeared on camera, the scrolling comments changed:

[Holy shit?!?! What's he doing here?!?!]

[Bleurgh!!! Shit!!!]

[What is the production team doing?! Don't they know he was just going crazy on Weibo?! They actually dared to invite him?!]

[Bad luck, bad luck! Begone, begone, begone!]

[I'm so fucking done! Director, are you so short on funds that you can't afford celebrities with functioning brains?!]

The insults grew nastier with each comment.

But that was fine.

Xu Su thought, This is all small stuff. No need to panic.

As the saying went, life was short-if something pissed you off, fight!

He had already transmigrated here anyway, and the plot had already reached this absolute low point. There was nothing worth caring about.

If I can live, I'll live. If I can't... then we can all die together!

#Xu Su appears on "Simple Life"#

#Flop celebrity Xu Su is on another variety show#

With Xu Su's appearance on the show, the trending searches rose along with him.

But he couldn't see them.

Because before he entered the lounge, that unaccommodating PD had confiscated his phone.

Damn it.

After he spent a few minutes staring blankly at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, the second mystery guest appeared-

Shen Chuanzhu.

A veteran actor who had spent years in the entertainment industry, he had never become famous playing leads in his youth, and had never faded into obscurity playing supporting roles after reaching middle age.

Seeing Xu Su, he took the initiative to greet him. "Hello!"

Xu Su politely replied, "Hello!"

Next, the third mystery guest appeared-

Zhuang Luo.

A currently popular, top-tier young star, he had won the White Hair Floating Newcomer Award last year with the hit xianxia drama "My Stepmom Isn't My Grandma's Biological Daughter."

Notably, this man had another identity-Li Weizhou's canonical boyfriend!

Lovely~

At the sight of him, Xu Su suddenly understood something.

The viewers watching the show suddenly understood something too:

[What the fuck?! Director, you did this on purpose, didn't you?!]

[Thrilling!]

[What is the production team doing!!! How could they put these guests together!!!]

[Well done, production team. You've disgusted both us and Luoluo. Two birds with one stone. Brilliant!]

[Who's the dumbass on the production team who decided the guest list?! Come out! I promise I won't kill you!]

Zhuang Luo approached and took the initiative to greet Xu Su. "Xu Su! I didn't expect to see you here! What a coincidence!"

Xu Su curled his lips. "Yeah, I really didn't expect it."

I really didn't expect a dog to come running under a dog-beating stick, asking for a beating.

-According to the earlier plot, the original owner's frenzied fawning over Li Weizhou had owed no small part to Zhuang Luo's encouragement.

In fact, Zhuang Luo and Li Weizhou had already fallen for each other two years ago.

They simply hadn't chosen to go public because both their careers had been on the rise at the time.

Yet after the original owner made it clear that he liked Li Weizhou, Zhuang Luo, as Li Weizhou's partner, had neither stopped him nor warned him, nor even chosen to stand idly by,

Instead, on numerous occasions when no one else was around, he had enthusiastically encouraged the original owner to boldly declare his love for Li Weizhou.

As for his purpose...

Ha!

This bastard liked using this method to confirm Li Weizhou's feelings for him!

At the same time, he liked using it to act jealous with Li Weizhou and make Li Weizhou coax him, thereby obtaining some twisted sense of happiness and pleasure!

Simply put, the original owner was just part of their great romantic play.

Xu Su smiled inwardly. You like playing that much? Do you have a death wish...