Director Ye moved her lips in bewilderment. Seeing the stubborn look in Xu Su's eyes, she suddenly thought of something and asked tentatively:
"How about... having some breakfast first?"
"OK!"
Director Ye: "..."
You could've at least hesitated for a second, sweetie?
[Hahahahaha, could you make your intentions any more obvious?]
[Su Su really is so much sharper without his lovesick brain. He scored himself breakfast in no time flat.]
[I'm more curious about what actually happened last night. So excited~~~(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ]
Director Ye wasn't about to let this chance to draw viewers slip away either. While Xu Su ate breakfast, she quickly put together a rudimentary courtroom, planning to hold a "joint tribunal."
To be fair, although it was incredibly slapdash and ridiculous, it still successfully attracted quite a few netizens passing by.
[Huh? What's this?]
[Such primitive surroundings, such advanced equipment. What's going on?]
[Modern humans representing primitive savages in court?]
[Representing primitive savages? Are they authentic savages who go ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ooh-ah? I went to an amusement park last time, and their savages weren't authentic at all. They could actually speak human language, fuck!]
Everyone soon took their seats.
On the left sat the "eyewitness," Xu Su, and his "attorney," Huo Yuchen.
On the right sat the "criminal suspects," Fang Han, Li Weizhou, and Gu Xingfan.
"I'll say it again: I'm not a criminal suspect! Watch your fucking mouth!"
Fang Han slapped the table heatedly.
"OK, OK."
Director Ye waved dismissively, signaling for him to sit properly, then continued the introductions:
"Next is our spectator, Zhuang Luo."
Zhuang Luo really had it rough. He had barely slept all night because of what had happened. Only near dawn had he finally calmed down enough to want some sleep, but he had barely settled beneath a tree before someone called him back.