2025.5.30
[A friendly reminder from kk: this story has two male leads (◦˙▽˙◦)
A big goose bottom with both the desire and the nerve, who treats people differently in public and private × a refined, innocent, double-standard-having archvillain top
The cover is authorized, so it's normal if you see it elsewhere. Both leads are one hundred percent each other's one and only, in body and heart. There is a side couple.
This is a purely comedic, sweet, feel-good story. kk guarantees it's ripe and sweet (*๓´╰╯`๓)♡
Dear readers, don't pass up our big goose! Honk, honk, honk ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧]
Xu Wang was jolted awake by a ray of dazzling sunlight.
"Seriously, who came to my house and pulled open the curtains this early?"
Xu Wang rubbed his eyes and muttered. He was known as the village's little tyrant, after all. Even the village's true tyrants, the big white geese, gave him a wide berth. What blind fool dared barge into his home?
"Hm?" A deep, resonant voice came from beside him.
Xu Wang's ears twitched. That wasn't right. There wasn't anyone in their village with a voice that nice, was there?
Just as Xu Wang was about to raise a hand to rub his ears, he suddenly noticed the little red booklet in his hands.
A marriage certificate!!! I woke up married? What kind of ridiculous situation is this? Where the hell have I ended up? Even a TV drama wouldn't dare pull this!
Xu Wang stared at the marriage certificate in his hands, his eyes nearly popping out of his head. Before he could examine it closely, however, a flood of unfamiliar memories suddenly appeared in his mind.
Holy crap, I transmigrated into a novel? And it was the very novel he had just finished reading last night.
The novel was called "ABO Married Life in a Wealthy Family." It told the story of the protagonist bottom, Zhong Ran, and the protagonist top, Leng Yifan, who married by accident and fell in love afterward. Of course, even a sweet story needed a few cannon fodder characters and archvillains to advance their relationship. The villain, Pei Yanchuan, was the protagonist bottom's childhood friend as well as the protagonist top Leng Yifan's rival. Like most novels, it ended with the villain ultimately failing to defeat the protagonist and meeting his death.
The character he had now transmigrated into was the villain's spouse who died young. The original owner of this body had a pheromone compatibility of 95% with the villain, making them a perfect match in everyone else's eyes. This had also caught the attention of the Pei Family's elder, who made the decision on the spot to have them marry immediately. The original owner's family had risen in status as a result of attaching themselves to a wealthy family.
Holy crap, what kind of heavenly plot is this? I woke up to find my fictional husband right in front of me, and he's become my actual husband! What reader has it better than me?
If anyone asked who Xu Wang liked best in this novel, it had to be the archvillain, Pei Yanchuan. Every single thing about him hit Xu Wang right where it counted. The book described him as a top-tier alpha worth hundreds of billions, with striking, coldly handsome features. He was 1.9 meters tall, weighed 85 kilograms, and maintained a disciplined fitness routine year-round. Abs and a V-line were just the basics.
To Xu Wang's relief, the original owner seemed to have been quite strong since childhood, but had never shown it because of his somewhat timid personality. If Xu Wang had to spend his life being a delicate, fragile omega, he would worry himself to death.
"What's wrong?" The deep voice sounded again.
Xu Wang instinctively turned and looked up, coming face-to-face with Pei Yanchuan, the archvillain he had spent all night thinking about. In his excitement, the words in his heart spilled straight out.
"Hubby!"
Pei Yanchuan froze! He looked at his spouse's sunny smile. Just moments ago, while they were getting their marriage certificate, the other man had kept his head lowered without speaking, radiating gloom. How had his attitude undergone a complete 360-degree change in just a few minutes?
Xu Wang wrapped his arms around Pei Yanchuan's arm. Oh my, these muscles. All that training certainly hasn't gone to waste.
Pei Yanchuan stiffened at the sensation on his arm. This was the first time anyone had dared squeeze him like this.
"Hubby, are we going home now?" At that moment, Xu Wang was hopelessly enthralled by the archvillain's good looks.
"We're going back to the old residence." Xu Wang was leaning very close, and Pei Yanchuan could smell a faint mint fragrance. He had caught a hint of it while they were taking their photo earlier, too, but he thought it smelled better now.
"Okay!" Xu Wang's face was still wreathed in smiles.
The two got into the car their driver had brought around.
The Pei Family's old residence was an ancient mansion located in Luoshui Yunjian.
As soon as they entered the main gates, birdsong and fragrant flowers greeted them, and the pleasant sound of flowing water reached Xu Wang's ears. Looking at the pond with its exquisite rockery, Xu Wang thought that the dam in their village was still more impressive. This little trickle in front of him was small fry.
"Young master, you're back! The old master has been waiting inside for quite some time." A middle-aged beta butler approached them with a broad smile.
"Mm." Pei Yanchuan gave a cold nod.
The moment Xu Wang followed Pei Yanchuan into the living room, he saw a silver-haired old man craning his neck to look toward the doorway.
At the sight of them, the old man quickly turned his head away, picked up the thoroughly cold tea on the table, and took a small sip. "You're back. Have you gotten your marriage certificate?"
"Mm." Pei Yanchuan still gave only a one-word answer, but his tone was noticeably warmer than before.
Looking at his eldest grandson, who couldn't squeeze out so much as a fart no matter how long he waited, Elder Pei was so angry he nearly propped himself up on his cane and jumped up to smack him on the head.
Elder Pei reined in his fiery temper and took a deep breath. This is the eldest grandson I raised myself. My own flesh and blood. I can't hit him.
After adjusting his mindset, Elder Pei turned his head and looked at Xu Wang with another broad smile. "Little Wang, if this brat does anything wrong, just tell Grandpa. I'll beat him up for you."
Looking at the old man before him, Xu Wang couldn't help laughing inwardly. This old man seems pretty good. I like him.
"You're joking, Grandpa. Yanchuan treats me so well. I like him the most." As he spoke, Xu Wang discreetly ran a hand over Pei Yanchuan's abs. Holy crap, there's plenty here. I wonder if, in the future... Hahaha...
Pei Yanchuan's abdomen tensed, and he glanced out of the corner of his eye at his smiling newlywed wife leaning against him.
Sensing his gaze, Xu Wang gave him a huge smile, his hand growing even bolder. Oh my god, this guy is definitely even more innocent than me. Although Xu Wang had never done it himself, he had read countless novels and knew a little bit of the theory.
Under Xu Wang's relentless assault, Pei Yanchuan could take no more and caught the little hand wreaking havoc on his abdomen.
Xu Wang's hand was smooth and soft. Pei Yanchuan unconsciously squeezed it twice.
Sipping his tea, Elder Pei discreetly watched their interaction out of the corner of his eye. The longer he watched, the wider his smile grew. It's good for them to be close.
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