A Goose and a Villain Walk Onto a Marriage Reality Show—Cue the Chaos!
Chapter 29

Everyone Was Full of Memes!

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By the time all the guests had gathered, it was nearly one in the afternoon.

Yun Xi grabbed a basin and started digging in.

Xu Wang looked curiously at Yun Xi beside him, his cheeks bulging with food. The original novel hadn't mentioned that this little fake sweetheart was such a big eater.

"What? You want some too?" Noticing Xu Wang's gaze, Yun Xi generously offered him his basin.

"Xu Wang, your crayfish."

Before Xu Wang could reply, Pei Yanchuan set a plate of peeled crayfish in front of him.

"Thank you."

Yun Xi looked at the plate of pure crayfish meat in front of Xu Wang, then lowered his eyes to the crayfish dangling from his own mouth...

Yun Xi withdrew his basin. It's just peeled crayfish. I can peel my own.

Yun Xi turned this display of affection into an appetite. Mmm! So delicious.

Filming for the first episode was drawing to a close.

On the last day, everyone took the same bus they had arrived on back to the city.

This time, the five livestreams were combined into one, bringing all the fans together in a single room.

The livestream passed a million viewers as soon as it began.

By the time they arrived, fans of all the guests had long since gathered. Under the guidance of security personnel, they stood on either side of the road.

When the fans saw the bus stop, they rose excitedly. Some shouted, some raised their signs, and others unfurled banners.

The first pair off the bus was Gu Yunlan and Qin Huai.

"Film Emperor Gu! Film Emperor Gu!"

"Film Emperor Gu, you've lost weight! Have you signed on for your next drama?"

"Film Emperor Gu, your thirties and forties are the time to hustle! Don't slack off! Get onto those sets and dig into those salads!"

"Film Emperor Gu! The more money you have, the more secure your position! Sister-in-law, put some pressure on him!"

"Film Emperor Gu, keep eating those salads, and those eight-pack abs will keep coming!"

Several girls' voices stood out in the crowd.

Gu Yunlan missed his footing as he stepped into his van. Speechless, he turned to look at his fans.

"You bunch of 'haters'!" Gu Yunlan's voice was full of exasperation.

Qin Huai smiled and waved beside him.

"Hahahahaha!" Gu Yunlan's fans burst into laughter.

[I'm dying. Now these are real fans.]

[Film Emperor Gu sneaking food and his place in the household are common knowledge by now.]

[Whenever Film Emperor Gu loses weight, it means we'll have a drama to watch.]

[Hahaha, you're all so savage.]

The second pair off the bus was Leng Yifan and Zhong Ran.

"Ranran, look over here!"

"Ranran, your new drama is amazing!"

"Young Master Leng, take good care of our Ranran!"

"Ranran and Young Master Leng, may you last forever!"

Every one of Zhong Ran's fans shouted so loudly that the other fans around them couldn't help covering their ears.

Zhong Ran smiled and waved to his fans. Leng Yifan had been in a good mood since learning that morning that they could leave today, and he smiled and nodded to the fans too.

The Leng Family's old butler had come to pick them up in a vintage car. The instant it appeared, heated discussion broke out in the livestream. After all, luxury cars were a common sight, but antique luxury cars were much rarer.

[Wow, Young Master Leng really is the heir to a wealthy family.]

[Ranran and Young Master Leng are a match made in heaven.]

[Ranran's fans are the most enthusiastic!]

[I don't get it. These two have zero chemistry. How do you manage to hype them up?]

[The most enthusiastic fans? Even Film Emperor Gu's huge fanbase hasn't said anything, and you think it's your turn?]

[Can Zhong Ran's fans stop putting others down to praise him? Your fanbase can't compare to Film Emperor Gu's, and your wealthy family can't compare to our President Pei's.]

Watching the heated discussion in the comments, the director broke into a broad smile on his chubby face. Today's traffic and buzz had hit another record high. Oh yeah!

The assistant director sighed beside him. Ever since the production team had ended up owing money last time, the boss had put him entirely in charge of the money-making segments. Now he felt as though he was going bald whenever he saw Xu Wang and Pei Yanchuan. How were these two so good at making money? The cash he withdrew wasn't enough to cover their earnings.

The third pair to appear was Xia Yu and Hou Yunqi.

They were both relaxed as they got off the bus. After all, neither thought he had many fans, so this should just be a formality.

What they hadn't expected was for a group of fans on the right to excitedly raise their signs the moment they stepped off the bus.

"My Husband Is the Best! You haven't updated your novel in three days!"

"Author, we're hungry! Feed us lots and lots!"

"My Husband Is the Best, I'm here on behalf of the whole fan group to demand an update!"

At the sound of that all-too-familiar pen name, Xia Yu's face suddenly began to heat up. His whole face turned bright red, like a cooked shrimp.

Hou Yunqi, an honest, straightforward grown man, opened and closed his mouth without getting a single word out.

"Stop shouting! Don't say any more! I'm seriously dying here." Xia Yu covered his face with both hands and buried himself in Hou Yunqi's arms.

Hou Yunqi scooped him up, pushed their suitcase, and strode into the car. The entire process took less than five minutes. Everyone could see their immense panic in their retreating figures.

[Hahaha, I can't. Xia Yu is actually this wild online?]

[My Husband Is the Best, hahaha.]

[Hou Yunqi must be secretly thrilled.]

The fourth pair off the bus was Xu Wang and President Pei.

Pei Yanchuan got off first and positioned the suitcase before taking Xu Wang's hand and helping him down.

Xu Wang sat in the same spot reserved for him on the way there.

"Xu’s Wife, I love you!"

One voice struck first.

Pei Yanchuan instinctively shot a sharp look over. Just as he wondered which alpha was indulging in wishful thinking, an omega came into view.

Beside that omega stood a tall alpha. The two were clearly a couple.

Xu Wang waved to him, and the omega covered his face in excitement.

"President Pei! Your wife is so cool!"

"President Pei, did you know your wife can open bottle caps one-handed, climb trees, and do parkour..."

Xu Wang had looked perfectly relaxed, but at those words, he quickly reached up and covered Pei Yanchuan's ears.

Pei Yanchuan stopped and looked down at Xu Wang in confusion.

Xu Wang cast a stern look toward the source of the voice, only releasing his hands once he was certain there were no more comments like that.

"It's nothing. I just heard a few hateful comments."

"Hubby, let's hurry up and go."

With that, Xu Wang jumped straight off the suitcase and pushed Pei Yanchuan toward the car.

[Hahaha.]

[Xu Wang: Don't listen. It's hate.]

[Xu Wang: I treated you fans like friends, and you're actually trying to expose me.]

[I'm dying, everyone. Why is everybody so full of memes today?]

The last to get off was Yun Xi.

Yun Xi had no expectations for his own appearance. After all, he was just a newcomer who had only debuted recently.

Dragging his suitcase, Yun Xi sighed. ε=(´ο`*))) Sigh.

"Little fake-sweetheart baby, why are you unhappy?"

"Fake-sweetheart baby, keep it up!"

"Yun Xi, Yun Xi, number one at eating!"

Hearing the voices, Yun Xi looked up in bewilderment.

"Me? Little fake-sweetheart baby?"

Yun Xi pointed at himself.

Yun Xi's manager broke through the crowd and reached his side. Looking at his dazed expression, she sighed. If not for this variety show, she wouldn't have known she had a little fake sweetheart under her management.

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