Would Anyone Like to Eat Martian Cockroaches?

"..."

Upon hearing Bell's question, Snape fell silent.

Is it outrageous? Well... it's actually quite normal, isn't it?

But is that normal?

Are all young people these days so audacious?!

"Does Dumbledore know about this?"

"Snape asked."

He'll find out soon.

So, Professor, will you agree? If not, then I'll go find Professor McGonagall.

As he spoke, Bell prepared to stand up.

Of course, he was just putting on an act; he wouldn't actually go to see Professor McGonagall.

After all, Professor McGonagall is a staunch supporter of Dumbledore, so replacing her with Professor McGonagall else would make no difference.

If Snape really refuses, then he'll have to go to more trouble to find someone from outside to take the blame.

To be honest, he wouldn't want to do that unless absolutely necessary.

People who are unfamiliar with Hogwarts will inevitably need a period of adjustment, which may cause some chaos at the Hogwarts.

He didn't want Hogwarts to fall into chaos, as that would affect his sister's mood.

The naive Bell was completely unaware that if Hogwarts fell into chaos, it would indeed affect Shanna's mood, but... this effect would most likely be positive.

Of course, it's also possible that Bell deliberately ignored this possibility?

"Etc!"

Snape reached out and stopped Bell from moving.

No way! How could he possibly let that old witch, McGonagall, have it?

"Why me?"

Snape stared intently at Bell and asked in confusion.

With a slight smile, Bell knew that this matter was settled!

"Do you think there's anyone at Hogwarts who's more suitable than you right now?"

"No!"

Snape said firmly.

He's not bragging, but apart from Dumbledore, all the other professors are trash in his eyes!

Especially that little dwarf Flitwick, who always brags about being the champion of some Duelling Club.

It's just a student club at Hogwarts, something for fun. How can it compare to the real combat experience he gained from his time as Death Eater, fighting in countless battles?

They're not even worthy to carry my shoes!

However, a humble person like him usually doesn't show off.

Only someone as short as Flitwick, who was insecure about his height, would love to show off so much!

If Professor Flitwick knew that Snape was talking about him like that in his mind, he would probably "lose his youthful vigor" and run off to fight Snape to the death.

"What a coincidence, that's what I think too."

Bell shrugged and said with a smile.

He just loved Snape's shamelessness!

"Snort!"

With a snort that was hard to tell whether it was smugness or admiration, Snape looked at the parchment in his hand again.

After scanning it through from beginning to end once again.

"You... really have the final say?"

Snape's tone was full of distrust towards Bell.

He had just checked again, and there was no indication of a successor on this parchment.

With a slight smile, Bell ignored Snape's questioning.

With a flick of his finger, the parchment in Snape's hand flew into his.

The name ' Severus Snape ' appeared on a blank spot on the parchment, filling the blank space.

"Now, do you have any further questions? If not, please come with me to give you a tour of your new office."

"..."

Snape always knew that Bell wasn't as lowly as the rumors suggested, because he wasn't favored by William, the current patriarch of Menethil (which was true).

Through Bell, Snape obtained many precious magical materials, so he knew that Bell held a certain degree of influence within the Menethil Family.

But to his utter surprise, Bell's power had reached such a level!

Can Bell really make such an important decision as choosing the successor to the Hogwarts Headmaster with just a word?

This is outrageous!

So what exactly is William thinking?

However, when Snape thought about Elena's personality, he felt somewhat relieved.

It seems that it wouldn't be surprising if that woman did something.

To speak ill of someone's mother in front of their son—only someone like Occlumency Snape Voldemort, would dare to do such a thing.

Let's go.

In the end, Snape couldn't resist this Stargazy Pie.

All he hopes now is that he won't become part of this "pie" in the future.

Full of anticipation, the two walked quickly and soon arrived outside the Headmaster's Office.

"Uh... Professor, do you know the password?"

Scratching his head, Bell turned around somewhat awkwardly and asked.

This was indeed his oversight.

"Cockroach Clusters"

Snape rolled his eyes at the unreliable brat Bell, stepped forward, and spoke to the stone statue guarding the Headmaster's Office.

As soon as Snape finished speaking, the stone statue came to life and jumped to the side, clearing the entrance door.

"Wait, when did Toffee release a cockroach series? And just how much does Dumbledore really like eating cockroaches? Maybe we should send him to Mars to eat aliens?"

(Although there are no alien cockroaches on Mars in this world.)

Upon hearing Snape's command, Bell's eyes twitched uncontrollably.

So, sometimes the difference in thinking between people is even greater than that between a person and a dog!

"Who knows? Hurry up and catch up."

After saying that, Snape ignored Bell, whose moral compass was in jeopardy, and strode up the spiral staircase.

Even though it was Bell who was urging Snape before, after confirming that the contents of the parchment were true and reliable, Snape became even more anxious than Bell.

This day had appeared in his dreams more than once!

Next, if everything goes smoothly, he can protect Lily's son according to his own ideas!

No more getting angry at Dumbledore! I have to drink a bottle of quick-acting heart medicine every night to keep my heart from exploding from anger!

Of course, no matter how impatient you are, you still have to be timid when necessary.

Therefore, Bell and Snape waited outside the Headmaster's Office for quite a while before finally being granted permission to enter and successfully meet the other protagonist of the night.

"Sorry, I accidentally fell asleep. You know, as people get older, they tend to become more and more sleepy."

Especially after being stimulated, one's routine is easily disrupted, don't you think, Mr. Menethil?

I wonder what brings you here today?

Also, Mr. Potter, when will you be able to return to Hogwarts?

As the headmaster of Hogwarts, I have to be concerned about the students' lives and studies. It would be very distressing for me if Harry missed too many classes, and I hope you can understand.

Staring sharply at Bell, Dumbledore spoke slowly and deliberately, spouting nonsense that even he himself didn't believe.