Soul Land: Heaven Ranks Masters and Disciples—Yu Xiaogang Loses It
Chapter 7

A Blessing or a Punishment? Next Up: His Disciple Tang San!

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[Name: Yu Xiaogang] [Cultivation: Level 31 Soul Elder] [Martial soul: Fart (formerly the mutated martial soul Luo Sanpao. After the heavenly screen stripped the last trace of Golden Sacred Dragon bloodline from his body, his martial soul completely lost its ability to manifest physically, degenerating into the release of a primitive bodily function.)] [Third soul skill: Chain Poison Gas Blast!]

At the sight of the words on the heavenly screen, Yu Xiaogang's pupils contracted, and an ominous premonition welled up in his heart.

"No... don't..."

Terror spread across Yu Xiaogang's face. He tried to forcibly stop his soul power from circulating, but the purple Thousand-Year Soul Ring had already begun glowing beyond his control.

"Gurrrrrgle-"

Yu Xiaogang's belly suddenly swelled like an inflating ball, and a terrifying, unstoppable pressure surged downward.

"Riiip-" His trousers burst apart in an instant.

"Pfft-boom! Boom! Boom!"

A string of tremendous blasts, like rolling, muffled thunder, erupted from Yu Xiaogang's backside.

It was a cloud of dark green poison gas so dense it was visible to the naked eye, and it swiftly swept across more than half of Shrek Academy's grounds.

"Bleurgh-!" Flender, who was closest, bore the brunt of it.

The stench actually made this Level 78 Soul Saint roll his eyes back, nearly fainting on the spot.

Clutching his nose, he had no time even to unleash a soul skill. He spread his martial soul's wings and shot into the sky like a madman.

"Run! It's poisonous!"

Dai Mubai, Oscar, Ma Hongjun, and the others were reduced to streaming tears by the stench. They scrambled and crawled toward the academy's exit, vomiting as they ran.

With Luo Sanpao gone as the vessel for Yu Xiaogang's martial soul, the "farting" soul skills once released by Luo Sanpao now had to be released by Yu Xiaogang himself.

The heavenly screen had stripped him of the last trace of pride belonging to the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon within his body.

For Yu Xiaogang, was this a reward for breaking through Level 30, or a punishment more unbearable than being killed?

At that moment, every living being on the Douluo Continent lost their composure.

Bibi Dong could not bear to look at the man on the screen releasing green poison gas from his backside.

She covered her mouth, her eyes filled with self-doubt-how had she ever fallen for something like that?

At the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan, clan leader Yu Yuanzhen covered his face in anguish, wishing he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

"His martial soul is a fart? His soul skill is a chain of farts? And he has to let them out himself?"

"Hahaha! Help! I can't take it! I'm laughing so hard my soul power's about to flow backward!"

"You could search the entire history of the Douluo Continent and never find another martial soul this explosive. Yu Xiaogang truly is a wonder!"

The scrolling chat was already flooded with "hahaha" and all manner of mockery aimed at Yu Xiaogang.

On the heavenly screen, Yu Xiaogang's footage drew to a close, and a majestic voice rang out, announcing the next subject of the review.

[Review of the most laughable master complete.] [Next, we will review Yu Xiaogang's direct disciple-Tang San!]

In a small grove outside Shrek Academy, Tang San struggled to endure the foul stench clinging to his body.

As he watched the preview on the heavenly screen, he clenched both fists.

"Master, you've suffered such injustice. By humiliating you like this, this heavenly screen has already earned its death!" Tang San muttered to himself.

"Rest assured. Your Little San will win back every bit of dignity you lost today. I'll show the entire continent just how outstanding the disciple you taught is!"

At that moment, though Yu Xiaogang's trousers were torn, his dignity lay in the dust, and the entire continent regarded him as its biggest joke.

Yet with genuine Level 31 soul power within his body, the corners of his mouth curled into a strange smile amid the poison gas.

Laugh. Go on and laugh... Yu Xiaogang frantically consoled himself.

As long as I can break through, as long as I can grow stronger, what does this little humiliation matter?

I'm already a Soul Elder! And Little San is up next for review. He has twin martial souls. As his master, no one knows his talent better than I do.

Little San, you'll surely shock the entire continent and shut the mouths of everyone who mocked me.

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