Naruto, All I Want Is to Die, but Tsunade Won't Leave Me Alone!
Chapter 117

The Shocked Housewife

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Mikoto and Pakura walked side by side on the bustling commercial street of Konoha, with shouts from the surrounding shops one after another.

Mikoto secretly glanced at Pakura beside him and found that her legs were shaking slightly when she walked and her posture was a bit awkward.

Mikoto's heart skipped a beat.

This girl definitely didn't do anything good last night!

She couldn't help but hold her forehead, the girl Sunagakure was too fierce.

"Sister Mikoto, that clothing store is good, let's go in and have a look."

Pakura suddenly stopped and pointed to a beautifully decorated shop in front of him.

Mikoto then came to his senses and nodded quickly. "Ah, okay, okay."

As soon as the two stepped into the store, a female clerk with a sweet smile greeted them:

"Welcome! Do you want to see daily wear or formal wear? We have a lot of latest styles!"

Pakura was wandering among the hangers when he suddenly turned around and asked:

"What did Sister Mikoto wear when she got married?"

Mikoto was stunned for a moment when asked, and subconsciously answered, "It's the traditional white Muku."

"Sunagakure's wedding dress style is very different from Konoha's."

Pakura stroked the fabric, thoughtfully, "What do you think I should wear when I get married?"

"Get married?!" Mikoto dropped the bag in his hand and looked at Pakura with wide eyes.

This progress is too fast!

I only mentioned this matter yesterday, but today we are looking at wedding clothes?

Upon seeing this, the clerk immediately interjected. "Nowadays, it is popular for young people to wear Western-style wedding dresses!"

She pointed to the display window enthusiastically, "This one is made of chiffon, with six layers of tulle on the skirt, and pearls sewn on the veil..."

Pakura's eyes lit up. "Please give me one to try."

"Wait!" Mikoto stopped the clerk with a quick stride and dragged Pakura to hide next to the fitting room.

She lowered her voice. "Are you progressing too fast? Yūto is still a teenager!"

"It's getting late." Pakura calmly adjusted his sleeves, "You can't wait until the child is born before getting married, right?"

"Child, child?!" Mikoto felt like he was struck by lightning, his lips were trembling and he was speechless.

She waited for a while before gritting her teeth and saying, "Yūto, this kid is too courageous!"

Pakura tilted his head and showed a sly smile, "What he doesn't know is that I gave him the medicine."

Mikoto's vision went dark and he almost fell down.

She leaned against the wall and took a few deep breaths. This was not an elite ninja from Sunagakure. She was clearly a female bandit!

Mikoto regrets it very much now. If she had known about such a shocking thing, she would not have gone shopping with Pakura.

Cooking, cleaning, etc. at home is a beautiful thing.

Mikoto was pounding in his heart, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that he could no longer let Pakura and Yūto go on like this.

She took a deep breath, lowered her voice and asked, "Pakura, tell me honestly, is it true?"

Pakura blinked with an innocent expression. "I'm not sure either."

When Mikoto heard this, he immediately grabbed her wrist and walked out without saying a word:

"Let's go to the hospital for a checkup!"

Pakura was pulled by her and staggered to follow her, muttering softly:

"Isn't it too early to go now? I guess we can't find out..."

Mikoto didn't look back and spoke firmly:

"Lady Tsunade happened to be back in the village. I'll pay for her to check it out in person!"

Pakura opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but Mikoto stared back with a sharp look, so he had to shut up.

The two of them went straight to Konoha Hospital, and as soon as they entered the door, they bumped into Tsunade passing by the corridor holding a stack of medical records.

When Tsunade saw them, he raised his hand to say hello, "Hey, this is not Mikoto and Ye..."

"Lady Tsunade!" Mikoto stepped forward, interrupted her directly, and said in a low voice, "Please take a step to speak."

Tsunade looked confused and was dragged into the consulting room by Mikoto before he could react.

Mikoto closed the door with his backhand and made sure it was locked tightly before turning around.

She looked serious. "Please help me check whether Pakura is pregnant."

"Ha?!" Tsunade's eyes widened and she almost dropped the medical record in her hand. She looked at Pakura in disbelief, "So fast?!"

Mikoto frowned. "Lady Tsunade, what do you mean?"

Pakura sighed helplessly, spread his hands and said, "That medicine... I got it from Lady Tsunade."

Mikoto instantly froze on the spot, as if his whole body had turned to stone.

She slowly turned her head and glanced back and forth between Tsunade and Pakura. It took her a long while to find her voice with difficulty. "What medicine?"

Tsunade laughed dryly and scratched his head, "It's just... that medicine."

Mikoto took a deep breath, tried to calm down, and then looked at Tsunade expressionlessly:

"Lady Tsunade, do you have a mirror here?"

Tsunade was stunned. "Ah? Mirror?"

Mikoto nodded, his tone was terrifyingly calm. "Yes, mirror."

Although Tsunade didn't know what Mikoto's plan was, he still took out a mirror from the drawer.

Mikoto took it and directly turned on his own Three-Tomoe Sharingan.

She used Genjutsu on herself!

After a while, Sharingan shut down.

Mikoto looked around in confusion. When she saw Tsunade and Pakura, she frowned and asked:

"Lady Tsunade, what's wrong with me, why are I here?"

"Also, who is this Miss? I seem to have never seen him before?"

Tsunade:...

Pakura:...

The two were stunned for a while, then Tsunade whispered, "Three-Tomoe Sharingan doesn't seem to have the effect of erasing memory..."

Mikoto's expression froze instantly. She slowly turned her head to look at Tsunade, her voice trembling:

"Lady Tsunade, what did you just say?"

Tsunade shrugged and said helplessly:

"Although Sharingan can perform Genjutsu, the delicate operation of erasing memory is probably not possible."

Mikoto was frozen in place, his lips trembling slightly:

"I-I can't understand what you're talking about."

Tsunade sighed and patted her shoulder, "Mikoto, I know this is outrageous, but don't give up on yourself."

"Ahhhh!!"

Mikoto suddenly went crazy and hugged his head, shouting hysterically,

"I shouldn't have gone out today! I'm just an ordinary housewife! Why should I be involved in such strange things!"

Pakura stood aside, his eyes wandering, and whispered:

"Um, sister Mikoto, I'm sorry..."

Mikoto didn't respond, just stood there silently, as if his soul had been sucked out of his whole body.

Tsunade quickly reconciled the situation:

"Okay, okay, let me check Pakura first."

Her hands Hand Seals, light green Chakra condensed in the palms,

"With my level, I can detect pregnancy even if I am newly pregnant."

After a while, Tsunade took back Chakra and announced the result, "Not pregnant."

Pakura Hearing this, a trace of disappointment flashed across his face. "That's it..."

Mikoto was so relieved that he almost cried with joy.

She held Pakura's shoulders and her tone was more serious than ever:

"Pakura, please listen to me. You are not allowed to do this kind of thing that crosses the line again!"

Pakura curled his lips and whispered softly, "I know."

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