Perhaps because he had experienced too much just now, Ma Hongjun was clearly somewhat absent-minded while eating.
Lu Qian looked at him without interrupting, simply eating his food quietly. Some matters still required Ma Hongjun to figure them out on his own.
Take the relationship between him and Dai Mubai, for instance.
Lu Qian had originally thought that Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai were both students of Shrek Academy, and on top of that shared common hobbies, so their relationship would be very good.
Yet after Lu Qian truly understood the situation, this second prince from the Star Luo Empire clearly did not hold Ma Hongjun in any regard at all.
Arrogant, overbearing, lustful, with his eyes set above the top-the bad traits in this Dai Mubai were simply too numerous!
Lu Qian completely failed to imagine how Tang San managed to reform him successfully, or how that hot-bodied Zhu Zhuqing managed to forgive this playboy!
Thinking of this, Lu Qian could not help but deeply ask himself:
Even someone as scummy as Dai Mubai could be whitewashed?
Yet thinking about it further, it made sense; after all, even the scummier Yu Xiaogang and the even bigger bastard Tang San could be whitewashed!
However, this time they had encountered Lu Qian, and Lu Qian was here in the Douluo Continent to act on behalf of the heavens.
Lu Qian resolved that he must make these bastard scum get the punishment they deserved!
The meal was almost finished, yet Lu Qian still saw no sign of any reaction from Ma Hongjun, so he immediately took the initiative to ask:
"Little Ma, what are you thinking about? You can't even eat your meal properly!"
Ma Hongjun looked up at Lu Qian, scratched his head, and said with some embarrassment:
"Sorry, my mind is a bit of a mess, it affected your meal."
"What the hell are you talking about? I already said, we're friends, and you're apologizing to me?"
Facing the exceptionally insecure Ma Hongjun, Lu Qian immediately said with feigned anger.
Ma Hongjun stared at Lu Qian for a moment, seemingly as if trying to distinguish whether Lu Qian's words were true or false.
"What are you staring at for?"
Lu Qian glared at Ma Hongjun.
"Can we, really be friends?"
"Of course!"
Lu Qian nodded heavily.
"And, perhaps, we will even have a deeper friendship."
Lu Qian suddenly looked at Ma Hongjun with a lewd expression.
Ma Hongjun was stunned at first, and then assumed a posture of extreme caution, roaring at Lu Qian:
"Damn it! I knew you had your eyes on my body!"
"Hahaha, where the hell did you get the confidence to say that with two hundred jin on you."
Lu Qian had originally just wanted to tease Ma Hongjun, but he had not expected this fellow's reaction to be so intense. It seemed he really was a steel-straight man.
"You, you're serious?"
Ma Hongjun said with half-belief.
"Get lost, get lost, get lost, you don't even take a look at yourself in the mirror, and if you don't have a mirror you can just go take a piss! Do you think young master here could be interested in your little plot of land?"
"What young master here pursues are plump, mature, and ideally experienced intellectual females!"
"Wow, you pervert, you're actually eyeing a married woman!"
"Damn, your brain was actually able to react to that?"
"What are you saying! Regarding topics about women, my reaction is always swift!"
"I am impressed, truly impressed!"
As Lu Qian spoke, he rolled his eyes at Ma Hongjun.
"Hmph, rich people are all perverts."
Ma Hongjun muttered to himself.
"Little Ma, what was the condition I just mentioned again?"
"A married woman!"
"Bulls**t! The one before that."
"Intellectual female?"
"Before that!"
"Mature?"
"Before that!"
"Plump?"
"That's right! It's her!"
"Huh?"
Only then did Ma Hongjun react. This fellow Lu Qian had actually spotted a girl!
Following Lu Qian's gaze, Ma Hongjun indeed saw a very plump female.
No!
To speak accurately, she should just be a girl, and her age absolutely would not exceed fourteen years old, even though she possessed a pair of exceptionally erect peaks and an alluringly perky rump!
"Lu Qian, you're simply a beast, a child's face with a giant chest, top-grade!"
Although Ma Hongjun cursed Lu Qian with his mouth, his inner heart was just as stirred as Lu Qian's.
"You go to Yixiang Pavilion first; the scene here is too big for you to handle, leave it to me."
"Mn, it truly is hard to handle."
Ma Hongjun nodded very seriously.
"Your sister! You even dare to eye your sister-in-law!"
Lu Qian directly gave Ma Hongjun a rap on the head, displaying an extreme possessiveness over food.
"Big Brother, can we have some face? You just looked at her once and she becomes your sister-in-law?"
"Talk nonsense again!"
Lu Qian raised his fist once more.
"Fine, fine, fine, you friend-betraying fellow who forgets righteousness for sex, I'm going to Yixiang Pavilion!"
Having finished speaking, Ma Hongjun swiftly left the restaurant.
As for the Lu Qian who stayed behind, he was pondering how on earth to approach Zhu Zhuqing.
That's right, this girl who made Lu Qian drool three feet was none other than Dai Mubai's prospective wife-Zhu Zhuqing!
A set of black tight leather clothing perfectly outlined her hot figure.
It had to be said, Zhu Zhuqing at only twelve years old was actually able to possess such a good figure; she was indeed top-grade.
Yet how to approach Zhu Zhuqing was definitely a difficult problem, because Zhu Zhuqing's temperament was completely opposite to her figure-she possessed an extremely cold personality.
If Lu Qian were too direct, it might backfire and provoke Zhu Zhuqing's annoyance, which was not what Lu Qian wanted to see.
"It seems I truly need to ponder this carefully."
Yet Lu Qian kept thinking until it was almost time for Zhu Zhuqing to go upstairs to rest. Feeling utterly bored, Lu Qian began to play with the chopstick holder on the table.
Until two chopsticks were carelessly shaken out by him.
"I have it!"
Lu Qian's eyes lit up, and he could not help but reveal a smile.
"I just don't know if there is actually the profession of a charlatan in this Douluo Continent."
"Perhaps calling it a diviner would be better here?"
A plan slowly took shape in Lu Qian's heart.
"Waiter, come over."
Lu Qian immediately called the waiter over.
"Hello sir, how may I help you?"
"Order a cup of light wine to be sent to that girl's room just now, along with this slip of paper."
"Sorry sir, our place..."
The waiter was just about to refuse Lu Qian when he saw a Gold Soul Coin held in Lu Qian's hand seducing him.
"Our place can completely satisfy your request. Do you have any other needs?"
"Pen and paper."
"Coming right up!"
After finishing these tasks, Lu Qian arrived at a tavern not far from this restaurant.
As soon as he stepped inside, Lu Qian was given a warning:
"Sorry, the tavern only opens for business around dusk."
"I know, but I didn't come here to drink."
As he spoke, Lu Qian took out ten Gold Soul Coins and placed them on the bar counter.
"Respected guest, what would you like to do?"
"Very simple, tonight's drinks are on me, but you all have to play along with me in a performance."
"A performance?"
Clack!
Another ten Gold Soul Coins.
"No problem!"
"Very good."
Lu Qian smiled faintly, extremely satisfied.
And in his heart he could not help but think: It is so good to be rich!
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