Douluo Dalu: Bibi Dong Eavesdrops, Defecting from Spirit Hall
Chapter 26

My Bao'er Must Learn How to Swim

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Chapter 25: My Bao'er Must Learn How to Swim

Night.

Outside the Saintess's Bedchamber.

Tap! Tap! Tap!

As the Lingbo Treading Snow Carriage stopped, Bibi Dong stepped down from the carriage.

"Yue Guan pays his respects to Her Holiness the Saintess."

"Gui Mei pays his respects to Her Holiness the Saintess."

At the entrance of the sleeping quarters, Yue Guan and Gui Mei had been waiting here for a long time. Seeing the Saintess return, they immediately walked over.

"What is it?"

"His Holiness the Pope came out of seclusion four days ago and asked us to inform you to go to the Pope's Great Hall as soon as possible."

"Good, I know."

Bibi Dong did not even look at the two of them, instead lifting the gauze curtain of the carriage on her own and picking up little Xu Feng and Hu Liena.

"Her Holiness the Saintess, this..."

"This is..."

Yue Guan saw the two children and was somewhat dumbfounded.

"They are my disciples."

"You mean, these two children are your newly accepted disciples?"

"If you have nothing else..."

Only then did Bibi Dong look at Yue Guan and Gui Mei, but her face was filled with coldness. "Then leave."

"Yes, Her Holiness the Saintess."

Yue Guan hesitated for a moment and said, "Finally, I still want to remind you that Her Holiness the Saintess should go to the Pope's Great Hall as soon as possible and not keep His Holiness the Pope waiting too long. After all, His Holiness the Pope has already been waiting for you for four days."

"So, can you leave now?"

Because both Yue Guan and Gui Mei were loyal to Qian Xunji, Bibi Dong held no good feelings toward either of them by extension. Naturally, she had no desire to be polite when speaking, yet Yue Guan and the other dared not vent their anger and could only nod resentfully before quickly leaving the place.

"Teacher, am I sleeping with Senior Brother tonight?"

At this time, Hu Liena looked doubtfully at Bibi Dong.

Back at the orphanage, regardless of gender, everyone lived together. Now that she had become Xu Feng's junior sister, she felt they should also live together.

"Nana..."

"Your Senior Brother has a somewhat special situation; he cannot live with you."

Regarding this, Bibi Dong had already prepared her arrangements.

"Why?"

Why?

Because your Senior Brother is going to sleep with your teacher, how could you suddenly wedge yourself in?

That was what Bibi Dong thought in her heart, but as a teacher, she still put on a majestic appearance and said, "Your Senior Brother's situation is somewhat complex, and it is inconvenient for Teacher to say much. In short, you are not to ask more in the future; you just need to practice diligently according to Teacher's requirements."

"Oh." Hu Liena nodded obediently and asked again, "Then where will I live in the future?"

Bibi Dong stroked Hu Liena's small head and smiled, "You will have your own courtyard and pavilion, and I will send someone to take you over shortly."

"Nana thanks Teacher."

Hu Liena did not think much more. Upon learning that she would have an independent residence, she immediately bowed happily.

Then Bibi Dong personally selected two maidservants, and after making sure there were no problems, she let those two maidservants take Hu Liena away, while she herself carried little Xu Feng back to her bedchamber.

"Te... Teacher, you said my situation is somewhat special. How am I special at all?"

"Little bastard, don't ask what shouldn't be asked."

[Hiss...]

[Could Teacher... could she actually want to do something to me, but is afraid of being discovered by Nana, and that's why she deliberately used this excuse to send Nana away?]

[No way, no way, I'm still so young. Could it be... could it be that Teacher really can't hold back and is about to make a move on me?]

Xu Feng's "delicate body" trembled again and again, feeling more and more shivering with cold the more he thought about it.

Hearing these inner thoughts, Bibi Dong's pretty face turned red, and she muttered reproachfully in her heart, You little bastard, how can you think of Teacher like this? Even if Teacher is such a person, you shouldn't just blurt it out directly-don't I have my pride?

Perhaps afraid that Xu Feng would continue letting his imagination run wild, Bibi Dong immediately found a high-sounding reason and said, "You are so lazy. If you stay with Nana and end up making Nana lazy too, what then? Teacher needs to watch over you personally."

"Oh~"

Xu Feng suddenly understood.

[Sigh, it seems I misunderstood Teacher.]

[How could someone as kind and beautiful as Teacher ever make a move on a child like me?]

Bibi Dong finally let out a sigh of relief in her heart. That's right, Teacher is not that kind of person.

[Even if she makes a move, she'll have to wait until I grow up. That way I won't just get broken easily out of nowhere.]

Bibi Dong's expression suddenly stiffened, and the corners of her mouth twitched slightly.

"It's over."

"Bao'er has become strange."

Bibi Dong carried little Xu Feng back to the bed in her bedchamber and hurriedly wanted to leave. She felt that if she continued eavesdropping on his inner thoughts, she would become strange as well.

However, before leaving, Bibi Dong testily asked another question, "Good disciple, what do you think His Holiness the Pope wants when he's looking for me?"

"Uhm... how would I know?"

Though Xu Feng said this, in his heart he involuntarily began to ponder.

[If I guessed correctly, after coming out of seclusion, that old silver coin Qian Xunji is so anxious to see Teacher because he must be planning the matter of establishing a queen after ascending the throne. After all, if the angel bloodline of the Qian Family's descendants is to awaken better, it still requires mating with a woman of top-tier talent and strength, and Teacher is the best candidate. That old silver coin will definitely not let Teacher go.]

[Still, Teacher has no need to care what he wants to do. She can just go see that old silver coin, give him a good beating to complete the Rakshasa First Trial, and be done with it. Anyway, Teacher has already obtained the Rakshasa Demon Scythe; defeating that old silver coin to complete the trial is nothing more than an absolute breeze.]

"His Holiness the Pope wants to enthrone me as his queen?"

"Could it be... could it be that he really can't hold back and is about to make a move on me?"

Bibi Dong's vigilance rose a fraction in her heart, and abruptly, she noticed that her own inner thought style was somewhat similar to little Xu Feng's.

"Oh my."

"It's all the little scoundrel's fault."

"He's making me strange too."

Bibi Dong's pretty face instantly blushed with a trace of crimson, but she calmed herself and continued probing, "Good disciple, you tell me: if Teacher exposes the Rakshasa Demon Scythe, will there be any serious consequences?"

"Uhm... I don't know either!"

Xu Feng was somewhat speechless, his heart filled with cynical complaints.

[Whether there are serious consequences, you'll know the moment you expose it, so why ask me?]

[Besides, what if you expose it? Are you still afraid that old immortal Qian Daoliu will deal with you? No such thing, alright? After all, standing behind you is Blood Pupil, the High Priest of the Rakshasa God. She is also a Limit Douluo, and just like Qian Daoliu, she is a spokesperson for the gods. Qian Daoliu wouldn't dare move against you lightly unless that old dog wants to die.]

[It seems having a high priest backing you really feels awesome; you can let go and just do it. It's a pity my teacher has big breasts and no brain, unable to think this far ahead-what a sad story, sigh...]

"You little scoundrel, cursing Teacher as having big breasts and no brain again."

Having been scolded like this by her disciple so many times, Bibi Dong also felt somewhat embarrassed and annoyed. It was a pity she still had to pretend she didn't know, otherwise she would expose the fact that she was eavesdropping on his inner thoughts.

"No."

"Since this little scoundrel dares to curse Teacher like this repeatedly, I have to punish him a little."

The more Bibi Dong thought about it in her heart, the more angry and short-changed she felt. Suddenly, a flash of inspiration struck, and an idea surfaced in her mind.

"Good disciple doesn't seem to have ever swum before, right?"

"I can take this opportunity to teach him-no, I must teach him. That way I'll have an excuse to strip off his clothes."

"By then, Bao'er's shy appearance must be very cute... Hehe..."

"Hee... Heeheehee..."

At the mere thought of that scene, excitement welled up in Bibi Dong's heart, and she almost laughed out like a pig, startling little Xu Feng on the bed so much that he hurriedly shrank back under the quilt, leaving only his head exposed to look at her with a vigilant expression.

"Te... Teacher, what are you do-doing?"

[It's over, it's over. Teacher's gaze-it feels strange.]

[Could Teacher be trying to take advantage of me again?]

"Ahem, nothing."

"You stay here obediently; Teacher will be right back."

Bibi Dong waved her hand, quickly restored her composure, then left the bedchamber and headed toward the Pope's Great Hall.

"Phew..."

"That scared me."

Xu Feng let out a sigh of relief, and only then took out his 29th-generation Pan Plus.

A moment later, a sorrowful sound rang out within the room.

"Defeat!"

From this afternoon until evening, I've been stuck at the gateway all along, and the word count was entirely grinded out. The main focus is on humor; I wonder if all you gentlemen ever smiled? Since you smiled, asking for a recommendation vote isn't too much, right? Heh... Heehee...

(End of chapter)

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