A Lu family tradition: fearing their wives!

Yue Lan's red lips curved as she tilted her head slightly.

"Mm, everyone says I'm a player, but actually, I've never had my first kiss!"

The director snapped his palm-leaf fan up.

"On-screen first kisses count too."

"Those were all camera angles!"

[No way, Sister Lan is such a badass, and she's never even kissed anyone?]

[If her first kiss is still up for grabs, then her first time definitely is too. I can't take it. Sister Lan, come fuck me!]

[Guys, calm down, or the stream's going to get shut down for sexual content!]

Having said that, Yue Lan turned to the other five.

Everyone except Lu Ye folded down a finger.

Yue Lan raised her eyebrows slightly, looking at Lu Ye in surprise.

Lu Ye was staring resentfully at Xie Lin, his voice aggrieved, just like a big dog abandoned by its owner.

"Forget my first kiss, I've never even had my first night!"

[Whoa, am I allowed to hear this?]

[Wait, S-class alphas lose control the easiest. How has he managed all these years?]

[Do you even need to ask? He's obviously lying!]

[Who got Ning's first kiss? I need to know!]

[Which pig rooted around in our Ningbao's cabbage patch? Come out and die!]

Xie Lin rolled his eyes.

What could he do?

He had given Fu Yunxi his first kiss as soon as he turned eighteen.

Just thinking about it disgusted him!

Fu Yunxi shot Lu Ye a smug glance, then looked at Xie Lin.

Unfortunately, Xie Lin didn't spare him so much as a glance.

He Jianing flushed, darting a flustered look at Fu Yunxi before biting his lip and lowering his head.

His obvious attempt to hide it seemed to tell everyone watching that he had given his first kiss to Fu Yunxi.

[Aaaaaah, Ningbao gave his first kiss to Film Emperor Fu! The Xi Paper Wraps Ning ship is so sweet!]

[??? Are you guys blind? Why does Film Emperor Fu keep looking at Xie Lin?]

[I hate how clueless you are. Look at your first love! Why are you looking at that dog Xie?]

[He wasn't looking at Xie Lin, okay? Our Yunxi was just curious about President Lu's first kiss.]

Yu Zhiwei raised the two of spades in her hand.

"My turn. In all my years in the industry, I've never gone drinking with investors. My first kiss went to the screen, though."

Yue Lan looked at her in surprise.

She didn't drink with investors. No wonder she had never made it big after all these years.

After this round, only Lu Ye's fingers remained stubbornly upright.

He turned to look at Xie Lin's folded fingers, menace rolling off him as he gritted his teeth.

"How many times? Which investors? Tell me. I'll fucking kill them!"

Xie Lin's lips twitched, but he said nothing.

He had drunk with investors, but it had all been to secure opportunities for Fu Yunxi.

The role that won Fu Yunxi Best Actor had come from Xie Lin wining and dining them.

Xie Lin had struck while the iron was hot, asking Fu Yunxi to make their relationship public.

But Fu Yunxi had brushed him off with, "I've only just won Best Actor. My position isn't secure yet. Give me a little more time."

What a joke!

He couldn't take it. The more he thought about it, the more disgusted he felt!

Xie Lin covered his mouth and dry-heaved several times.

Lu Ye instantly grew flustered.

"What's wrong? Where do you feel unwell? Do you need to go to the hospital?"

He immediately raised his hand.

"Director, Xie Lin isn't feeling well-"

Xie Lin grabbed his arm.

"Shut up. I'm just a little nauseated."

"What? Pregnant? Whose is it?"

"Fuck, I'm pregnant with your dad!"

"If my dad knew he was in your belly, he'd wake up laughing!"

Outside the screen.

Lu Tianyang slammed his hand on the table.

"That unfilial brat! Throwing away all his dignity to chase an omega! I'll beat him to death when he gets home!"

Shen Qing'an chuckled and glanced at him.

"Could you beat him? Besides, you were just as shameless when you were courting me."

"How is that the same?"

"How is it different? Like father, like son. Our daughter is the good one!"

Lu Zhenzhen, who was eating from a tub of ice cream, immediately scooped up a large spoonful and offered it over.

Shen Qing'an ate it with relish, eyes narrowing.

"If A-Ye could bring this omega home, I'd have one less thing to worry about."

Lu Zhenzhen snorted with laughter.

"A Lu family tradition: fearing their wives!"

Lu Tianyang smacked the back of her head.

"I'm scared of my wife, but you think I wouldn't dare hit you?"

Shen Qing'an glared at him.

"Why don't you go outside? Stop interrupting my show!"

Lu Tianyang immediately drew a finger across his lips and meekly huddled on the couch as part of the backdrop.

On-screen, Xie Lin slapped Lu Ye's arm.

The cool, pale skin instantly reddened, and a red handprint formed a few seconds later.

Xie Lin froze.

"Why didn't you dodge?"

Lu Ye grinned shamelessly.

"A gift from my wife!"

"Tch!"

Fu Yunxi scoffed.

"I never imagined President Lu was a masochist. Also, unless I'm mistaken, isn't Xie Lin engaged?"

Xie Lin turned toward him, looking full of curiosity.

"How did you know, Best Actor Fu? Aren't you supposed to barely know me?"

[??? Yeah, how did Film Emperor Fu know that dog Xie was engaged?]

[I'm so fucking done. Fu Yunxi, why do you keep staring at Xie Lin? Look at Ningbao! He's about to cry!]

[Fu Yunxi is such a turnoff. What the hell does Xie's engagement have to do with you?]

Fu Yunxi's gaze shifted, his expression flustered.

"...A friend told me."

"An imaginary friend? Who? How dare they ruin my reputation? I'll break their legs!"

Fu Yunxi grew anxious and began speaking without thinking.

"Are you saying you weren't engaged?"

"I was, but it fell through. I'm single now. What of it? What. Of. It?"

Xie Lin twirled the stun baton in his hand twice.

"Spread rumors about me again, and I'll electrocute you!"

Lu Ye hadn't noticed how the stun baton had ended up back in Xie Lin's hand.

All he had heard was the most beautiful word in the world-

Single!

Little flames instantly sprang to life in his formerly gloomy eyes as he stared heatedly at Xie Lin.

"Tao..."

Xie Lin shot him a murderous look.

Lu Ye instantly stood at attention.

"You're single now? Perfect. So am I."

He cleared his throat and held out his hand with a smile.

"Let me introduce myself again. Lu Ye, 193 centimeters tall, 73.5 kilograms, S+-Rank pheromone rating. If you're willing, I can transfer all the assets in my name to you..."

The director's smile grew more and more unrestrained.

Wasn't this a match already?

This was a dating show, and before the first game was even over, a guest already had someone he liked. Could any other dating show compare?

Xie Lin's eyes grew wider and wider. Ignoring the outstretched hand, he turned his face away.

"Not interested!"

Lu Ye slipped his hand back into his pocket without a trace of embarrassment, still smiling blissfully.

"Okay, I'll ask again in a little while."

[Oh my god, President Lu really is S+-Rank! As far as I know, there are only a handful in the whole country, right?]

[There aren't many S-rank people nationwide, only a few thousand, I think. S+-Rank is incredibly rare.]

[There are six registered S+-Rank people, three of them foreigners. We only have three in Huaguo, and President Lu is one of them!]

[President Lu is that impressive?]

[Honestly, he and S-rank Xie Lin make a pretty good match!]

[The Lu-Xie ship is so sweet!]

[Ha, you can actually ship trash like that dog Xie with someone?]

[I'm just saying, anyone with eyes can see Fu Yunxi is the one unilaterally harassing Xie Lin!]

The comments erupted into another argument.

Fu Yunxi looked at Xie Lin with a wounded expression.

The director chuckled and picked up his megaphone.

"Three of spades, your turn."

Lu Ye raised an eyebrow.

"I'll just pick something. In real life, the assets in my own name..."

Before he could finish, all five of the others folded down their fingers.

Xie Lin looked resentful.

The guy was pretty good at logic.

Who could compare with his real-life assets? Who could possibly match him?

Satisfied, Lu Ye turned toward Xie Lin with a look that begged for praise.

Xie Lin looked at his three folded fingers, nearly grinding his back teeth to pieces.

He didn't want to sleep on the deck!

He wanted to sleep in a big house!