[Hahahaha, I fucking can't. We've got a sweet dating show over here, and what kind of freak show is that over there?]
[Film Emperor Fu is a whole grown man. How did he get onto that pig's back?]
[That pig isn't small either. It weighs hundreds of pounds, hahahaha!]
[A whole crowd just watching instead of helping. Is this the collapse of morality or the corruption of humanity? Hahahaha!]
[Tao Miaomiao is laughing the hardest. Karma -1-1-1.]
[Is Film Emperor Fu going to ride a pig around the world?]
The comments were still flooding the screen as Fu Yunxi came charging toward them on the pig, howling.
Xie Lin pivoted and darted over to Jin Tiancheng in a few strides, laughing so hard he couldn't straighten up.
"What happened? Hahahaha."
Jin Tiancheng glanced at the panting He Jianing and spoke unhurriedly.
"We were washing everything just fine, then somehow the pigpen gate opened, and all the pigs rushed out. Mr. Fu meant well, though. He was afraid they'd get away..."
The corners of his mouth twitched as he struggled to hold back his laughter.
"What I don't understand is why he doesn't jump off."
Xie Lin rubbed his chin and gave it some serious thought.
"Afraid the pigs will trample him to death?"
"Isn't he an alpha? Is jumping off that hard?"
Before he finished speaking, Fu Yunxi waved the broom and hose in his hands as he shouted, looking about to become a cloud on the horizon.
"How do you make this thing stop? Aaaaaah-"
He Jianing hopped around anxiously.
"Are you just going to watch? Hurry and help Yunxi. He's so pitiful."
Xie Lin spread his hands, looking troubled.
"Since you asked, I'll help Film Emperor Fu!"
The cameraman shuddered.
His instincts told him this wasn't going to