[Seriously, is this woman nuts? Can't she continue the story properly?]
[This story's taking a perverted turn, guys.]
[Nice, nice. I like these twisty ones way more than ordinary little love stories.]
The corner of Yu Zhiwei's mouth twitched as she tried to salvage the situation.
"I hurriedly explained that I suffered from intermittent rage-induced hand tremor syndrome, and I hadn't done it on purpose."
Clearly, she was really trying her best.
Fu Yunxi smiled slightly and glanced at Lu Ye.
"But his parents refused to forgive me and slapped down a check for five million on the spot, telling us to break up."
Yue Lan lounged against her chair and scoffed.
"What, are you giving alms to a beggar? At least five hundred million."
[Okay, okay, this perfectly good love story is slowly going off the rails.]
Xie Lin spat out a sunflower seed shell.
"Five hundred million? What do you think these are, sperm? Do you love me or my little brother?"
Lu Ye stifled a laugh.
"I love both you and your little brother. How about we beat off your little brother together?"
[???]
[Can they fucking air this?]
[Hahahaha, I'm dying. Tao Miaomiao, you're an Omega. Stop talking about little brothers all day long.]
[I fucking laughed my head off.]
Director Sha's pink megaphone fell to the ground as he shook with rage.
"All of you, shut the hell up!"
Fuck, the livestream was going to get banned at this rate.
To stop Lu Zhenzhen from making trouble, they started with her this time.
The story began normally.
"I went on a date with him, and he asked how I'd been lately and whether I'd missed him."
Director Sha was so excited he nearly burst into tears.
Now this was a dating show!
Yu Zhiwei picked