[It's just wooing someone. What could possibly stump us Thomases? First, we need to analyze the techniques for pursuing someone. Of course, talk like a human to humans, like a ghost to ghosts, bark at dogs, and meow at cats. That part definitely won't be a problem.]
[Drag this one out! Someone's trying to take a shortcut to get Zhou Zhichu's attention!]
[At crucial moments, you still need me! First, we have to learn sweet talk, because when we're not with them, we can get their attention with sweet talk. For example: there are three kinds of rulers in the world: straight rulers, triangular rulers, and I love you very much~]
"Brother, they're telling me to say sweet things."
After watching the comments for ages, Zhou Zhichu felt that the last commenter was the only reliable one.
"Yes, that's right. Sweet talk is important too." Fu Yanci nodded in agreement, then continued, "I said plenty of sweet things to your Brother Chi back then. Presumably, that made him think I was talented, and that's why he got together with me."
"Then what did you say?" Zhou Zhichu asked curiously.
"I remember one I said before... I just let out a super loud fart. How embarrassing, but it wasn't as loud as how much I miss you."
"Haha..." After listening to Fu Yanci, Zhou Zhichu gave two awkward laughs. Out of that entire long sentence, only "how embarrassing" had actually been useful.
Embarrassing. He really was embarrassed now. Why on earth had Brother Chi agreed to date Brother Fu? Or was this a kink of the Chi Family's?
[And you wonder why people say you're an idiot! Your stupidity is exactly what our Brother Chi fell for!]
[Fucking hell, I'm speechless. Incredible. Fu Dog, how can you be this good?!]
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