Stuff a dung beetle into your mouth, shit and all

After standing there for a few seconds and seeing no sign of the staff relenting, Lu Wanqing could only pick up an envelope at random and open it.

Please help Grandma Xu clear all the weeds from her vegetable plot.

[Weeding? That's even easier than Ren Anwen's task.]

[This is making me like her less. She earned that ranking herself and did those things herself, but now she won't accept the consequences?]

[She wants all the benefits and none of the downsides. What an ugly look.]

[Who knows whether that ranking was rigged? They've already had to ride an ox cart. What more do you want?]

[Making two girls ride an ox cart was going too far already, wasn't it? Now they have to weed, too? What if they cut themselves on a blade?]

[The blades are dangerous enough, but what if there are snakes in that vegetable patch? Who's responsible if they get bitten? Can the production team shoulder that responsibility?]

[Didn't your parents get your brains checked when you were born?]

[You're missing a few brain cells and a piece of your heart. When God scattered brains across the world, you lot held up a battered umbrella just to stand out.]

"Nanyi, let's get going. If we work hard, we might still get a chance to choose a house."

Li Nanyi said nothing. Feeling wronged, she took Lu Wanqing's hand and headed with her in the direction marked on the map.

As they left, the aggrieved looks on their faces made it seem as though someone had bullied them.

Meanwhile, in the orchard, Chi An looked at the two baskets of apples set to one side and decided to take them back one at a time. There was no way Chi Shuran could carry them, so he might as well take them away first and leave her here to keep picking.

"Stay here on your own for now. I'll take these two baskets back."

"Oh, okay. Hurry back, then."

Chi Shuran waved casually, not bothered in the slightest. All she wanted now was to finish this task quickly and move on to the next. First place was hers!

Before leaving, Chi An deliberately checked in Fu Yanci's direction. Once he was sure Fu Yanci hadn't noticed him, he swiftly hoisted a basket onto his back and ran straight for the exit.

"Fu Yanci, hurry up and take this basket of cherries back."

Spotting Chi An's retreating figure with his sharp eyes, Song Wenjing picked up the basket and shoved it into Fu Yanci's hands. "Run fast enough and you can still catch him."

Getting Fu Yanci to do what he wanted was hardly a challenge. What was so difficult about handling little Fu? He still had to do as he was told.

Before he could work out what was happening, Fu Yanci turned and saw Chi An heading out. His mind instantly went blank, and he strode after him.

The dozens of pounds of cherries on his back might as well not have existed. Moving swiftly, he soon caught up to Chi An.

"What a coincidence. You're taking fruit back, too."

Chi An: ???

Does he have eyes in the back of his head? He silently quickened his pace, only for the other man to keep up without any trouble and offer an enticing remark.

"One hundred thousand."

Ha. That was money for you. No one could resist its allure. Turning his head with a smile, he said, "Quite a coincidence."

Silence followed. Neither intended to speak, until Fu Yanci suddenly grew serious and said in a low voice, "Can't you give me a chance?"

His steps faltered, but only for a second before returning to normal. "Chances aren't always available. Besides, there's no need."

"I've been working on my temper, and I never lost it with you anyway. Things were so good back in college."

Toward the end, Fu Yanci's voice grew quieter and quieter, as though he felt a little guilty.

It seemed that before filming began, he had called that agreement of Chi An's a lousy agreement.

If they had broken up because of his bad temper, he would accept that. But what was all that nonsense Chi An had written? It was practically pure fabrication!

Breakup agreement:

Party A: Chi An

Party B: Fu Yanci

Reasons for the breakup: 1. Party A has decided to break up because he cannot tolerate Party B's extreme possessiveness.

2. Party A is a clean freak, while Party B believes that if he could transform, he could turn into a pile of shit so no one would dare step on his head.

3. Party A believes Party B is insane, as he constantly wears a handsome face while throwing violent tantrums and saying things that make people think there is something wrong with him.

For example, while Party A was drinking at a bar, a man hit on him. Upon emerging from the restroom and witnessing this, Party B immediately slung Party A over his shoulder and roared at the people opposite him, "You've got the nerve to hit on my man?!"

"Believe me, I'll stuff a dung beetle into your mouth, shit and all, and see what a shitty sight you make!"

"I worked so damn hard to win him over! You think I'd let you sweet-talk him away that easily?!"

"If those eyeballs don't work, gouge them out and I'll smash them with one punch! Are you too blind to see a hickey that big, or are you just desperate to be a homewrecker?!"

"A dog can't stop eating shit, just like I can't live without-"

Chi An: "I'm not fucking shit, you dumbass!"

Party A believes this conduct by Party B constitutes a severe insult to his dignity and has decided to break up.

4. Party B's extreme possessiveness severely affects Party A's life.

For example, regardless of the occasion or location, he insists on keeping him attached to his side and holding on to him tightly. Even at home, he has to keep him in his arms at all times.

Party A suspects Party B suffers from severe touch starvation and, at one point, believed Party B was beyond saving, leaving him with significant psychological trauma.

The above is what Party A currently remembers. Further additions will be made as more comes to mind.

Fu Yanci could now recite all four points without missing a word. He had only gone out once, and when he came home, his precious darling was gone, leaving him this lousy piece of paper. How was he supposed to stay calm?!

Not planting a bomb and blowing up Country M was already the greatest respect he could show the world.

All he had done was hold him a little longer and kiss him a little longer every day. How did that make him sick?

Other people buried their faces in cats; he buried his face in his man. What was wrong with that?

And those gawking assholes really thought he was a pushover, daring to seduce his man right in front of him. Did they think he was dead?!

That man should have been grateful the law protected him. Otherwise, he would absolutely have plastered a photo of himself kissing Chi An onto the man's forehead, then blasted him sky-high with a cannon and blown that bastard to death.

During his time with Chi An, he had always been a law-abiding citizen, worshipping him every day as though he were an ancestor. He had stopped just short of turning into a dog, so how had his husband still run away?

He genuinely had no idea what he had done wrong.

"Good?"

After putting the apples inside, Chi An smiled at Grandma Wang, who was sitting in the room, then came back out, looked at Fu Yanci, and uttered that word.

He deliberately enunciated it, his languid tone almost mocking. "Are you sure things were good?"

Other people whispered sweet nothings when they were dating. Fu Yanci told him "jokes."

"Sweetheart, let me tell you a joke."

"Rice Crust, Noodle Crust, and Mud were good friends. One day, Mud wanted to play with Rice Crust, so he called him. Rice Crust asked, 'Who is this?' Mud said, 'I'm Mud-your name is mud.'"

"Haha! Well? Wasn't that funny?"

After listening to the whole thing, Chi An said, "You're about to die."