Your grandma's panties have a flower. Your grandpa's panties have Tiga

"Yes, yes, yes!!!"

With Ren Anwen's agreement, Chi Shuran instantly went starry-eyed, excitedly grabbing Ren Anwen's hand and shaking it up and down. "And you, my friend, you're the only one who understands me!"

[No!!! She doesn't!!! Let go of her! I'm the one who understands you best!]

[I think I get what Chi An meant. He's telling us to switch countries to investigate!]

[Don't panic. I'm in M Country. Looking into this will be a piece of cake!]

[Who's that up there? Is that an alt? Zhou Zhichu! Switch back! I've seen through your disguise!]

[Who? Who did you say? Do you want to take a look at whose name you just typed?! Even if that person's a fake, there's no way it's Zhou Zhichu!!!]

[This is the second out-of-place comment I've seen today. The last one was Zhou Zhichu, and this one has to be Zhou Zhichu too. Don't think we won't recognize you just because you switched accounts. You might not have shot to the top of the trending searches, but your name is still sitting at number five!]

Behind the screen, watching the comments flash past, the man nervously bit his finger and pushed up the glasses that were about to slide off his face. Looking utterly miserable, he addressed the man sitting on the couch. "Brother Li, what do I do? How did they know it was me?"

"What do you mean, how did they know it was you?"

He hadn't understood what Zhou Zhichu meant until his gaze landed on the thing in his hand. His eyes instantly widened. "Zhou Zhichu! Fuck you and your whole family! You're fucking making trouble for me again!!!"

"I just got your trending search from this morning taken down! And you fucking shot right back up there this afternoon!"

"If you're so good at flying, why don't you just live in the sky?!"

Carefully dodging Brother Li's spray of spit, Zhou Zhichu moved somewhere relatively safe. "There's nothing to eat up there..."

"You still want to eat?! Want me to strap your food to a rocket and send it straight into your mouth?!"

"How about I borrow a launcher, put your food inside, and fire it at you?!"

"Want me to fly up there and feed it into your mouth?!"

Although he was already used to Brother Li's verbal prowess, he still hadn't adjusted after all these years. Covering his ears, Zhou Zhichu reluctantly left the livestream and sat there obediently, letting Brother Li keep going.

It's fine. It'll be quiet soon, and once it's quiet, he'll go clean up the mess.

Workhorses have workhorse lives and workhorse problems, and even workhorses have tempers. Let a workhorse vent properly, and he'll sort everything out beautifully.

Everything went just as Zhou Zhichu had expected. Another half hour later, Brother Li, tired from all the yelling, picked up his thermos and took a slurp. After moistening his throat, he gave the meek Zhou Zhichu a cold snort, then strode away carrying his thermos.

"Phew-"

Once he confirmed that Brother Li had left, Zhou Zhichu let out a long breath and reopened the livestream.

"Hehehe, my wife~ My sweet-smelling, soft wife~"

More than half an hour had passed, and the group sat in front of the screen, watching the viewers rack their brains over Chi An's identity. Song Wenjing, returning from the bathroom, still had no idea what had happened. After asking Gu Zijin about it, he eagerly squeezed in between him and Lin Yuxuan.

"So do you know who he is?"

Gu Zijin and Lin Yuxuan shook their heads honestly. "No."

Not expecting that answer, Song Wenjing immediately lost interest. "Then what are you waiting here for? Besides him, who else knows who he is?"

Didn't that mean Chi An had played the whole lot of them? They were all waiting for an answer.

Fu Yanci said, "I do."

Everyone else: Who asked you?

[It's been half an hour, and you still haven't dug anything up? This batch of internet sleuths isn't very capable.]

[It's been half an hour, and my class bell has rung too. This workhorse has to start sneaking around again. Keep it down, you lot. Don't disturb me in class.]

[Until the dust settles, any of us could be a dark horse. Once the bell rings, we're all workhorses. You up there, drop your location. This workhorse teacher is just about to teach a bunch of workhorse students. You might be one of the herd.]

[Unbelievable. Everyone's a comedian. When did Nuwa shower the mortal world with this talent again? How come I didn't get any? Is it because my umbrella's new and doesn't have holes?]

[Crown prince, let me bribe you. Let's make a deal. Whisper Chi An's identity to me, and I won't fight you for him. How about it? Isn't that a great idea? I think this would be a perfect partnership.]

"Looks like I can't expect too much from you. I've waited this long, and you still haven't dug up even a hint?"

Having sat for too long, Chi An shifted position, stretched, and lay back in his chair.

Staring at the bottom comment, Fu Yanci leaned forward a little, pointed at it, and read out the person's username. "Your grandma's panties have a flower. Your grandpa's panties have Tiga."

"...First, your grandma has excellent taste. Second, your grandpa's very trendy. Finally, a big-mouthed flower like you can't steal Ultraman's man."

Suddenly subjected to Fu Yanci's greasy line, Chi Shuran looked at him with a grimace. Her fists clenched and unclenched, then clenched again as she fought the urge to punch him. "Other people have '82 Lafite. You're '82 grease. Which vat of gutter oil wasn't sealed tight enough and let you escape? Get back in there!"

As expected, there was no doubt about it. That was exactly the sort of thing Fu Yanci would say.

Faced with this idiot's outrageous remarks, Chi An indicated that he was already used to it.

Clearly, Fu Yanci's remark had stunned the comments into silence for a moment too, before another overwhelming flood swept across the screen.

[Handsome Chi, can you tell us how you put up with someone this good-looking saying such greasy things in front of you every day?]

[Fu Yanci has demonstrated to us with pinpoint accuracy that a pretty face alone isn't enough. You also need a mouth that knows how to talk.]

[I feel so helpless, like someone's forcibly stuffed garbage into my ears and I can't wash it out! My ears are filthy!!! Fu Yanci, give me my ears back!!!]

[Waaah!!! I don't want this username anymore!!!]

[I want you to give the crown prince a good scolding and teach him how a human being should talk, but I keep feeling he'd enjoy being scolded.]

[It's that helpless feeling when you kick someone, only for them to grab your foot and lick it.]

[Can you tell us what other earth-shattering things Fu Yanci said while you were dating?]

[Let me do it. You're asking the wrong way. With how crafty Chi An is, he'll never tell us. This is the man who tamed the crown prince! You should ask the crown prince these questions directly!]

[Crown prince! Have you ever had a time when the other person suddenly got angry even though you hadn't done anything?! Now's your time to vent. We'll help you get justice!]

One second.

Fu Yanci sneered, unbothered, and declared imperiously, "Hah. Do you take me for an idiot?"

The next second.

Looking aggrieved, Fu Yanci hugged the screen and poured out his grievances. "I'm telling you, I really was wronged! I genuinely hadn't done anything that time!"