Ch. 1Every trade, another breakdown!

Chi Shuran begged her brother, Chi An, to join her on a variety show, hoping it would revive her failing entertainment career. Chi An agreed to go after negotiating seventy percent of her earnings, and they prepared to leave the next day.

  • Chi Shuran pleaded with Chi An to help her appear on a variety show, but he initially refused and reminded her of her past failed ventures.
  • Chi Shuran threatened to tell their parents that Chi An was mistreating her, then offered to split her earnings with him.
  • Chi An demanded seventy percent of the money, and Chi Shuran protested that she was his little sister.
  • Chi Shuran agreed to his terms and asked him to pack for their flight the next day, telling him to act like a caring brother on the show.
  • Chi An warned Chi Shuran not to bad-mouth him and privately decided to give her a proper hand in the entertainment industry.

Ch. 2Better to make things difficult for others than suffer yourself

Chi An accompanied Chi Shuran to the airport for a family travel variety show, teasing her about her cool, commanding public image and warning that he would make things difficult for others rather than himself. At the crowded airport, Sister Wang tried to keep their identities hidden, but Chi An questioned whether filming had already begun.

  • Sister Wang told Chi An that Chi Shuran was nearly packed and warned him about the show’s guests and her public persona.
  • Chi An choked on his soy milk when he heard Chi Shuran was known as a cool, commanding woman, then saw her arrive dressed fashionably and teased her about being a little idiot.
  • Chi An left for the airport with Sister Wang before Chi Shuran had finished breakfast, ignoring her protests.
  • In the car, Chi Shuran asked Chi An to watch his mouth, and he told her it was better to make things difficult for others than suffer himself.
  • At the crowded airport, Sister Wang sent the luggage ahead and gave Chi An a mask, but he asked whether the show had already started.

Ch. 3Even a lifetime of evil deeds would make us even

Chi An and Chi Shuran tried to cross the airport without being recognized, but a crowd began to suspect Chi Shuran’s identity. Chi An improvised an absurd story to redirect attention, leaving Sister Wang and the assistant stunned by his talent for making things up.

  • Chi An pressed Chi Shuran’s hat down as a filming crew approached them at the airport.
  • Chi An and Chi Shuran disguised themselves with sunglasses and walked through the terminal while trying to avoid being recognized.
  • Nearby travelers began identifying Chi Shuran and arguing about her rumored relationships and past scandals.
  • As the crowd closed in, Chi Shuran blamed Chi An’s plan and threatened to run, prompting him to threaten revenge.
  • Chi An shouted that Chi Shuran was actually Wang Erni, a woman who had undergone surgery to resemble the celebrity, and claimed her family was forcing her to change her face back.
  • Sister Wang and the assistant lowered their phones and reacted in disbelief to Chi An’s elaborate story.

Ch. 4In my next life, I'll be a bird just to shit on your heads.

Chi An and Chi Shuran boarded their plane after Chi Shuran caused a scene at the airport. At another crowded boarding gate, Ultraman confronted Lu Wanqing’s fans and reported the crowd for blocking passengers.

  • Chi Shuran shouted at Chi An for calling her ugly, then demanded that passersby confirm she was beautiful.
  • Chi An let Chi Shuran’s outburst convince the remaining onlookers that she was a delusional fan, then led her onto the plane as boarding began.
  • After Chi An and Chi Shuran left, Lu Wanqing’s fans crowded the boarding gate and blocked passengers from moving through.
  • Ultraman used a megaphone to threaten the crowd and insulted Lu Wanqing when she apologized on her fans’ behalf.
  • Ultraman grabbed Toad, headed for the boarding gate, and called to report the crowd for preventing passengers from boarding.

Ch. 5The helplessness of having the answer right in front of you but being unable to copy it

Chi An agreed to join Chi Shuran on the variety show in exchange for three years of protection from their mother's blind-date arrangements. After the guests landed, the production team kept their identities hidden while viewers tried to guess who had appeared in disguise.

  • Chi Shuran bargained with Chi An to maintain his persona on the show, offering to fend off their mother's blind-date plans for three years.
  • Lu Wanqing boarded the plane quietly after arriving late and missing several familiar faces.
  • The production team released footage of the guests' airport disguises, and viewers debated whether Wang Erni was really Chi Shuran and who Ultraman and the toad were.
  • The director separated the guests into different cars after landing, keeping their identities secret from other pairs except for Lu Wanqing and her companion.

Ch. 6Even the wind can't stand you and wants to slap you twice

Chi An and Chi Shuran arrived at a remote filming location and realized the supposed travel show had left them stranded for a week. The surprise livestream captured their bickering before they knew they were on air, and viewers began reacting to their sibling dynamic.

  • Chi An watched the car drive away, leaving him and Chi Shuran beside a deserted dirt path.
  • Chi An challenged Chi Shuran about the show and demanded a reason to stay; she reminded him that she had three years left to live.
  • Chi Shuran insisted the program was a travel show, posed in sunglasses, then spat out dirt after a gust of wind blew it into her mouth.
  • Chi An borrowed a chair under the canopy while hidden cameras and microphones recorded the siblings, unaware that the livestream had already begun.
  • Viewers recognized Chi Shuran as Wang Erni and joked about her image, Chi An's teasing, and the siblings' looks.

Ch. 7I'm Going to Swish Spicy Strips Around in You Vats of Gutter Oil!

Chi An and Chi Shuran met Lin Yuxuan and his older cousin Gu Zijin as the variety show’s cast gathered, trading jokes while the livestream audience reacted. Chi An tricked Lin Yuxuan into thinking they would have to run to the destination without transportation, leaving Lin Yuxuan protesting to the staff.

  • Chi An teased Chi Shuran about her embarrassing social media post, and she urged him to match her public persona once filming began.
  • Lin Yuxuan and Gu Zijin arrived disguised as sanitation workers, introduced themselves, and drew the staff’s attention to the Chi siblings.
  • Chi An mocked Chi Shuran’s dramatic self-presentation, then introduced himself to Lin Yuxuan and Gu Zijin.
  • Lin Yuxuan asked what the group should do, and Chi An told him they would have to run to the destination without transportation.
  • Lin Yuxuan protested that the show lacked human decency and offered to donate money rather than be put through the challenge.

Ch. 8Song Wenjing in a rage, Chi Shuran off the rails

The new guests arrived in mascot costumes and were revealed as Song Wenjing and his brother, prompting Chi Shuran to mock Song over their past filming experience and dating rumors. Song complained about Chi Shuran to his brother while she insisted she had no interest in him.

  • A toad mascot and an Ultraman stepped out of the van, drawing wary reactions from the other guests and viewers.
  • The toad got stuck in his mascot head, and Ultraman helped remove it, revealing Song Wenjing.
  • Chi Shuran recognized Song and laughed at his embarrassing entrance, while Song called her a crazy woman.
  • Song told his brother that Chi Shuran had chased him with a shit-stirring stick during a previous filming job.
  • Chi Shuran denied being interested in Song and said she would rather have her eye on a Cuocuo Milk Tea coupon.

Ch. 9When We Were Little, I Played at My House and You Played at Yours

Chi An reunited with Fu Yanci during filming, where their tense exchange hinted at a past connection and ended with Fu Yanci offering him a hundred thousand. Chi Shuran and Song Wenjing stayed oblivious to their older brothers’ history as two new guests arrived.

  • Chi Shuran chased Song Wenjing while Lin Yuxuan and Gu Zijin watched and cheered them on.
  • Fu Yanci grabbed Chi An and confronted him about pretending not to know him, then offered him a hundred thousand to bring back their agreement.
  • Chi Shuran and Song Wenjing each grabbed one of Chi An’s sleeves, but Chi An fooled Song Wenjing into thinking they had never met as children.
  • Chi An told Chi Shuran that Fu Yanci was his creditor, and she suspected there was more between them.
  • Wenwen and her older brother arrived with suitcases, and Lin Yuxuan welcomed them and led her brother toward the group.

Ch. 10Introverts are extroverts' playthings

Ren Anwen and the other guests arrived for the show, where the introverted siblings struggled through introductions and Chi Shuran escorted Ren Anwen. Lu Wanqing and Li Nanyi then arrived in princess dresses, and Chi An realized Lu Wanqing had drawn the airport crowd that morning.

  • Ren Anwen and Ren Wuyang were teased by fans for their social anxiety, and Chi Shuran led Ren Anwen away from the group.
  • The guests introduced themselves, with Ren Anwen choosing to stand beside Chi Shuran while her brother remained with the others.
  • Song Wenjing questioned how long the guests had to wait, and Gu Zijin asked whether anyone was still missing.
  • Lu Wanqing and Li Nanyi arrived in princess dresses, and Li Nanyi tried to greet the group before Chi An pointed out that the livestream had not started.
  • Lu Wanqing said they had dressed up for fans boarding the plane, prompting Chi An to realize she had been the one surrounded by fans at the airport.

Ch. 11There really was no cure for a rotten heart

At the airport task, Lu Wanqing taunted Chi Shuran about coming last, prompting Chi An and Fu Yanci to accuse her of summoning fans and disrupting other passengers. The confrontation left Lu Wanqing humiliated while the other guests tried to avoid getting involved.

  • Chi Shuran asked Song Wenjing to remind her of the airport task, and Song Wenjing revealed the mascot heads behind him.
  • Chi An remarked that Lu Wanqing had come last, sparking arguments among the livestream viewers.
  • Lu Wanqing mocked Chi Shuran and Chi An for having few fans at the airport.
  • Chi An accused Lu Wanqing of revealing her itinerary to summon fans and delaying other passengers.
  • Fu Yanci reminded Chi An about his airport complaint against her, then told Lu Wanqing that her rotten heart was beyond saving.
  • Lu Wanqing clenched her fists in humiliation as Ren Anwen, Ren Wuyang, Lin Yuxuan, and Gu Zijin tried to stay out of the confrontation.

Ch. 12Slaps: encouragement better suited to the constitution of Z Country's babies

Chi An confronted Li Nanyi over her offense against his sister, while Fu Yanci's possessive reaction drew attention from the livestream viewers. The director began filming and announced that the guests would travel to their accommodations after explaining the task and rankings.

  • Li Nanyi rebuked Chi An and Fu Yanci for how they had spoken to Lu Wanqing, and Chi An revealed he was Chi Shuran's older brother.
  • Fu Yanci pulled Chi An away from Li Nanyi and told him not to get so close to anyone else, prompting speculation from livestream viewers.
  • The director started filming and told the guests to head to their accommodations, while Lu Wanqing tried to arrange introductions and position herself near the center.
  • Chi Shuran and the director urged Lu Wanqing to move into line, and she took Li Nanyi to stand at the end.
  • The director explained that the guests' task had been to board the plane quickly without being recognized by fans, that their appearance order reflected their rankings, and that they should turn around to see their transportation.

Ch. 13Go ride your little electric scooter, third place~

The contestants were assigned transportation and had to surrender prohibited belongings before heading to their accommodations. Chi An mocked Fu Yanci’s third-place scooter ride, but let him into the car after Fu offered him 660,000.

  • The contestants saw their assigned vehicles, and Lu Wanqing and Li Nanyi were left with the ox cart after coming last.
  • The director barred suitcases, electronics, snacks, and other unnecessary items, while Chi Shuran surrendered an assortment of bizarre equipment.
  • Fu Yanci caught Chi An when he stumbled, but Chi An rejected him and told him to ride his electric scooter because he had placed third.
  • Fu Yanci offered Chi An money, and Chi An accepted 660,000 and helped load Fu’s luggage into the car.
  • Chi Shuran joined Chi An and Fu Yanci in the car, leaving Song Wenjing behind in the dust as she taunted him about his third-place scooter ride.

Ch. 14Did you think I was talking to some other turtle, not you, you bastard?

Lu Wanqing and Li Nanyi rejected the dirty ox cart and walked toward the destination, drawing criticism from viewers while Lu Wanqing’s manager scrambled to repair her image. In the vehicle, Fu Yanci tried to get Chi An’s attention, and Chi An stopped him before his words could cause trouble on the livestream.

  • After the staff finished inspecting their luggage, Lu Wanqing and Li Nanyi had only one small suitcase left and chose to walk rather than ride in the ox cart.
  • Lu Wanqing and Li Nanyi walked behind the cart in high heels, while viewers argued over their choices and whether Chi Shuran should have helped them.
  • Lu Wanqing’s manager contacted the PR team and urged them to restore her public image by any means necessary.
  • Fu Yanci sat beside Chi An in the vehicle, silently watched him, and finally grabbed the hem of his clothes to get his attention.
  • Chi Shuran noticed Fu Yanci’s gesture and whistled, but Chi An rebuked her for breaking character.
  • Fu Yanci complained that Chi An had made his heart cold, and Chi An cut him off before he could say more, telling him that money could cure anything.

Ch. 15damn shabby!

Chi An, Chi Shuran, and Fu Yanci learned the rules for their mission contest and set off to find Grandma Wang. Fu Yanci followed Chi An despite being teamed with Song Wenjing.

  • Chi An got out of the car, while Fu Yanci cursed about the bumpy ride and Chi Shuran mocked him as a simp and a poser.
  • A staff member reminded Fu Yanci that the livestream was still running, so he used a substitute curse before storming out of the car.
  • Chi An drew a mission to pick six baskets of apples for Grandma Wang and deliver them to her home.
  • The staff explained that completed missions determined the teams’ house choices and lunch priority, and that the map was inside the mission envelope.
  • Chi An followed the map toward Grandma Wang’s home, but questioned why Fu Yanci was coming along when his teammate was Song Wenjing.

Ch. 16You forgot I'm Ultraman. I can fly

Chi An, Chi Shuran, and Fu Yanci bickered while waiting at the task table, and Lin Yuxuan and Gu Zijin arrived as the second team. Lin Yuxuan drew a task card and discovered that their assignment was to feed the cows at Grandpa Li’s house.

  • Fu Yanci pretended to be hurt so Chi An would let him follow, but Chi An scolded him for holding up the task.
  • Chi Shuran protested when Chi An yelled at Fu Yanci, then settled down after Chi An yelled at her too.
  • Lin Yuxuan and Gu Zijin arrived and asked how Song Wenjing had reached the table so quickly; Song Wenjing joked that he was an Ultraman who could fly and turn invisible.
  • Fu Yanci told Lin Yuxuan that the task card determined their accommodation and advised him and Gu Zijin to pray before opening it.
  • Lin Yuxuan and Gu Zijin opened their envelope, found a map to Grandpa Li’s house, and learned they had to feed all the cows there.

Ch. 17Please watch your language, you uncouth toad

Fu Yanci teased Lin Yuxuan and Gu Zijin about praying before their task, then clashed with Song Wenjing when he arrived covered in dust. After exposing Song Wenjing’s embarrassing childhood pranks, Fu Yanci picked a task card and the two prepared to complete their task.

  • Fu Yanci told Lin Yuxuan that praying had not been a trick, and Lin Yuxuan left with Gu Zijin to find their task.
  • Song Wenjing rinsed off the dust, confronted Fu Yanci, and accused him of leaving him behind.
  • Fu Yanci recounted several childhood incidents in which Song Wenjing had carried out Fu Yanci’s crude ideas, embarrassing Song Wenjing in front of the livestream audience.
  • Fu Yanci grabbed a task card before Song Wenjing knew the rules, and the staff member then explained the task to him.
  • Fu Yanci and Song Wenjing changed into sportswear and set off to complete the task.

Ch. 18You can spray food, but you can't make things up

Fu Yanci was pleased that his cherry-picking task would take him to the same orchard as Chi An, while Lu Wanqing and Li Nanyi struggled along the rough road in high heels. Chi Shuran and Chi An reached their destination but bickered over who should knock on the open door.

  • Fu Yanci read his task to pick five baskets of cherries and happily realized he might see Chi An at the orchard.
  • Ren Wuyang and his sister cycled leisurely, while tired Lu Wanqing offered Li Nanyi a place to rest on the handcart.
  • Lu Wanqing sat on the handcart and helped Li Nanyi sit with her, despite their concern about dirtying their dresses.
  • Chi Shuran and Chi An reached a house and argued over who should knock on its open door.
  • Chi An mocked Chi Shuran about how she behaved at home, and she accused him of spreading rumors and slandering her.

Ch. 19I was full of hope for the world, and the world slapped me across the face

Chi An and Chi Shuran followed an elderly woman to the village orchard to pick apples, where Chi An realized the orchard might be connected to Fu Yanci’s pursuit. After the woman left them to work, Chi An mocked Chi Shuran’s intelligence, and she finally understood the insult.

  • Chi An tricked Chi Shuran into believing he had a video, then watched her pretend she had not been eavesdropping.
  • Chi An and Chi Shuran met an elderly woman who led them to the village orchard and explained that many fruit growers needed help.
  • Chi An shut the orchard gate after worrying that Fu Yanci might follow them, while the livestream viewers joked about Fu Yanci’s persistence.
  • The elderly woman assigned them a row of apple trees and asked them to pick five baskets before she left.
  • Chi Shuran told Chi An to climb the tree and pick apples, but Chi An mocked her intelligence with a joke about apples and gravity until she caught on.

Ch. 20Wanted to Cry in the Bathroom, but Every Stall Had Shit in It

Ren Wuyang and Ren Anwen reached their destination and drew a house-cleaning task, while Lin Yuxuan and Gu Zijin began cutting grass to feed Grandpa Li’s cows. At the orchard, Fu Yanci reunited with Chi An, and Song Wenjing learned the crude story of how Fu Yanci and Chi An had met.

  • Ren Wuyang and Ren Anwen drew a task card to help Grandma Zhang clean her home and set off with the map.
  • Lin Yuxuan and Gu Zijin learned from Grandpa Li that they only needed to cut weeds for the cows, then headed to the field with baskets and sickles.
  • Song Wenjing asked Grandpa Song if they could eat cherries, and Grandpa Song welcomed him and Fu Yanci to the orchard.
  • Fu Yanci spotted Chi An and Chi Shuran at the orchard, while Chi An reacted with annoyance to seeing him again.
  • Song Wenjing paid Fu Yanci a million to explain their connection, and Fu Yanci said they had both rejected the same person before laughing at that person for finding every bathroom stall dirty.
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