Li Xiaoshu insisted on doing it himself. Clinging to his masculine dignity, he refused Pei Song'an's help and got up to go to the bathroom alone.
The moment his feet touched the floor, he sucked in a sharp breath.
Li Shu could hardly bear to look at his own legs and feet. For a moment, he felt as though he was still dreaming.
"..."
Sleeping with Pei Song'an really wrecked Li Xiaoshu.
If he had to choose between eating human flesh and sleeping with Pei Song'an, Li Shu felt he would have to give either option some very careful consideration.
Li Shu tried to get his legs moving, inching toward the bathroom. Occasionally, he could still hear Pei Song'an talking on the phone in the living room, saying things like "No" and "that old blond bastard."
Lifting the toilet lid, Li Shu silently swore to keep his distance from Pei Song'an.
He had only just made up his mind when the door opened and Pei Song'an strode in. Before Li Shu could ask what he was doing there, he was swept off his feet and into Pei Song'an's arms.
"Holy shit-"
Being held while peeing was far too embarrassing. Li Shu wore only a white long-sleeved shirt that barely covered his butt, its sleeves just short enough to leave his fingertips showing. Right then, Li Xiaoshu was tugging desperately at the cuffs to cover himself.
"What are you doing all of a sudden?"
Pei Song'an answered as if it were perfectly natural, "Holding you so you can pee."
"You!"
Li Shu kicked both legs in a fluster. He was pale to begin with, making the blush on his face even more obvious. Fighting his embarrassment, he told Pei Song'an to put him down.
"Why are you telling me to leave?