Li Shu and Pei Xiying sat facing each other on the sofa while Pei Song'an went to the kitchen to wash fruit.
Honestly, it was a little awkward.
Watching Zhaocai wander around Pei Song'an's home, tail wagging, Li Shu had never envied a dog so much for being unable to speak.
Pei Xiying, on the other hand, made herself right at home. Her big eyes swept over Li Shu's handsome face several times before she glanced toward her brother. Even without seeing him, she couldn't help shipping them and letting out a goofy, sleazy laugh.
"Hehehe, Li Shu, let me add you on WeChat. I've got loads of photos of my brother running around bare-assed as a kid, and I've made loads of memes of him eating shit. Every time he docks my allowance, I make another one to blow off steam. Wanna see?"
Li Shu displayed his QR code, his eyes darting toward the kitchen, terrified Pei Song'an would overhear her and another bloodbath would erupt.
God, no wonder your brother comes down so hard on you. Girl, you practically use his name as punctuation!
Pei Xiying had no idea what Li Shu was thinking. She leaned closer to sneak a sniff of the soapy scent on her brother's wife, then asked in bewilderment:
"Li Shu, what exactly do you see in my brother? Apart from being so handsome he breaks through dimensions, what other good points does he have?"
Li Shu reminded her, "Keep your voice down."
Pei Xiying had already had her allowance docked anyway, so she feared nothing. "I'm telling you, when I was getting tutoring in elementary school, my brother hit me on the head in front of everyone!"
Li Shu understood. An eldest brother was like a father. He got it, he got it.