Transmigrated Into a Book? Get Lost, Jerk! I'll Have Some Fun With an Heir

[Two male leads, both each other's first; the second male lead bitterly regrets losing his man and tries to win him back; the heir takes his place.]

[A controlling, fatherly top × a carefree, freedom-loving, straightforward bottom]

Li Shu is an energetic college guy who, when he isn't attending classes, is a devoted user of a bargain-slashing app.

After accidentally transmigrating, he opens his eyes to find himself kissing a man.

Li Shu nearly blacks out.

!

He has barely pushed the man away when a system binds itself to him.

It informs him that the world he's in is actually a wish-fulfillment novel with no romantic pairing. He must advance the plot at every crucial turning point and help the protagonist, Pei Song'an, secure his position as the family's heir.

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[You've secretly loved your childhood friend for years. At a banquet, you see him arrive with a beautiful boy, and you finally snap.]
[You drug your childhood friend and even reach out to take off his pants-]

Halfway through the plot introduction, the man beneath him suddenly clamps a hand around Li Shu's throat.

Moonlight falls across the man's handsome face.

The system pauses, then abruptly glitches.

[Reorganizing the plot.]
[You drugged the ruthless, decisive heir, Pei Song'an. Your attempt to remove his pants failed, and you are currently being pinned to the bed like a helpless chick.]

*?*

Who?

Whose pants am I taking off?

Before he can figure it out, the system twists the knife.

[In three minutes, the door to this room will be kicked open.]
[At that point, the Pei family will throw you into the sea to feed the fish.]

Li Shu: "..."

"Ha, haha, hahaha."

I've spent so long making a joke of everything that the world's finally making a joke of me.

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Later, rumor has it that after Li Shu has had his fill of provoking the heir, he simply runs off.

Once he's caught, he doesn't leave the bedroom for three days and three nights.