My Alpha Is a Sharp-Tongued Little Green Tea from Shandong
Chapter 100

It Wasn't Like He Was the Only One Embarrassing Himself

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After Liu Fan took his broken mobile phone out, Yin Zhengchuan flopped down on the bed, buried his face in the quilt, and flapped his long legs back and forth.

"Ahhhhhh-I'm so embarrassed that I was thrown into my grandma's house, wuwuwu, Brother Zisu, I can't live anymore!"

Wei Zisu walked over, lay on his side, supported his head with his hands, and comforted, "It's okay, it's just a dance. You dance so beautifully. Maybe the audience will think you are cute."

Anyway, in his eyes, she is cute.

Yin Zhengchuan still buried his face and shook his head. "No way, they will all laugh at me!"

Wei Zisu really didn't know how to persuade him, so he had an idea and said, "Director Liu must not only come to our family for the live broadcast, how about we see what the other two are like?"

Maybe Yin Zhengchuan can find some comfort?

Yin Zhengchuan After listening, he raised his head. "Okay."

Wei Zisu took out his mobile phone and used his trumpet to enter the live broadcast room of Liu Fan.

"Friends," Liu Fan said with a sweet smile on his face and clicked his tongue twice, "Young young couples are different, they know how to play, hahahaha..."

Wei Zisu and Yin Zhengchuan were lying on the bed looking at their phones, looking at each other in tacit understanding, and both smiled.

Yin Zhengchuan's long legs began to flap again. "Oh, Brother Zisu, look, he's still talking!"

Wei Zisu touched his head. "Okay, okay, you see he has gone to the next house, he will definitely not have time to talk about us."

Liu Fan held up the selfie stick and came to the cabin of Sun Liang and Yuan Zizhen. He said, "Friends, let me knock on the door first. If they open the door for me, we will go in. If they don't open the door, let's forget it, okay?"

[Liu Fan, what are you afraid of?]

[That's right, why did you shrink back as soon as you arrived at Yuan Zizhen's house?]

[How big of a psychological shadow has he left on you, hahahaha...]

Liu Fan pretended not to see those barrages and knocked lightly on the door twice.

"Who?"

It's the voice of Sun Liang.

Liu Fan said, "It's me."

Sun Liang said, "Here it comes! Zizhen, go and open the door. It's Director Liu."

"Oh."

Liu Fan breathed a sigh of relief, the third home could finally have a normal entry process.

Yuan Zizhen was wearing an apron and holding a spatula when he opened the door. When he saw Liu Fan was holding a live broadcast on his mobile phone, he was stunned for a moment and quickly hid the spatula behind his back.

[??? What is our Zhenzhen holding in his hand??? What was he just doing???]

[Are you blind or stupid? You are holding a spatula and wearing an apron. If you are not cooking, are you playing with mud?]

[Ah ah ah, Zhenzhen, how can such a delicate person cook?]

[I don't believe it, I don't believe it! Zhenzhen clearly said that he never knows how to cook!]

"Director Liu, please come in."

Yuan Zizhen took off his apron in a panic and was at a loss. He thought it was only Liu Fan himself, but he didn't expect that Old Bastard also brought thousands of viewers!

What should I do? My delicate character is at risk!

It's all my fault that Sun Liang, a 250-year-old man, came in and saw a kitchen, so he clamored for soup. Just drink, drink, drink! He drank so much soup and it didn't take more than fifteen minutes!

Liu Fan noticed his panic, so he gave him face and moved the camera away to shoot inside.

"I just brought my friends from the live broadcast room to say hello and see what you are doing..."

After the camera was pointed at Sun Liang, Liu Fan and the audience in the live broadcast room were silent again.

I saw Sun Liang sitting on the sofa, throwing his socks on the ground casually, stepping on the edge of the coffee table with his bare feet, applying medicine to his paronychia...

"Director Liu Why are you free to come here now?"

He was so focused on applying the medicine that he didn't hear what Liu Fan said clearly. When he looked up and saw his mobile phone, he immediately took his foot off!

At this time, Liu Fan, who was close to Sun Liang, felt a stench coming towards his face. It smelled like a wild dog that had been dead for two months in the summer and a white radish with long hair, rotten to the point of running into soup, put together.

"Ugh~"

He couldn't hold it back, he covered his mouth and retched, almost spitting out his lunch, and could only hold his breath.

Sun Liang pulled up his shoes and walked over. "Director Liu, what's wrong with you?"

As he said that, he patted his back with his hands.

Liu Fan Remembered that he was applying medicine to his feet just now, his face changed greatly, he pointed at his hands and then at his feet, staring and speechless.

"Director Liu?" Sun Liang waved his hand back and forth in front of his eyes.

Liu Fan couldn't hold it in any longer, so he took a breath and almost fainted!

His face was gradually turning green, and he held his breath and said, "You... work first."

After saying that, he held up his cell phone and ran away.

[Although I can't smell it through my phone, judging from Liu Fan's reaction, Sun Liang's athlete's foot should be no less than a biological weapon.]

[To put it bluntly, it already hurts my eyes.]

[The filter is completely broken!]

[These two Zizhen can't stand a reality show.]

Liu Fan ran far away before stopping.

He stood by the creek and took a deep breath for a long time before finally replacing the turbid air in his lungs with clean air.

"Friends," he said, "I will never do another raid again, never again."

[No, Director Liu, we love watching it!]

[Hahahahaha, one impulse can lead to a lifetime of rationality!]

Liu Fan Sheng Wu Lian: "Okay, that's it for this live broadcast. By the way, there will be a new guest joining tomorrow. Friends, don't forget to watch the live broadcast."

[New guest? Who?!]

[Don't ask, this old guy will definitely not tell you. He will definitely rely on selling Guanzi to gain traffic.]

[A new guest? Isn't this a couple's show? What's the point of having one?]

[Counting... Narcissus?]

[...]

Liu Fan smiled mysteriously and said, "That's right, it's one. Are you curious? Just be curious. Hurry up and make an appointment for the "Still in Love" live broadcast room, and look forward to tomorrow's program!"

After saying that, he turned off the live broadcast.

Yin Zhengchuan was rolling on the bed laughing, "Hahahaha...Sun Liang's feet are so smelly, they make Director Liu feel like vomiting."

Wei Zisu asked, "Are you feeling more balanced?"

Yin Zhengchuan wiped the tears from laughing and said, "Just a little bit, let's watch the replay again. I must watch the part between Teacher Shen and Teacher Zhu!"

After watching the replay, I hugged my wife and kissed her for a while. Yin Zhengchuan finally felt balanced.

It's not him who is embarrassed anyway, so what is he afraid of?

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