My Alpha Is a Sharp-Tongued Little Green Tea from Shandong
Chapter 99

The pinnacle of marry first, fall in love later

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Liu Fan stood at the door awkwardly, neither retreating nor entering.

But the two people inside who didn't know the situation were still talking to themselves.

Shen Huaiqing said weakly, "Wait a minute, I'm a little tired now."

Zhu Zhu said forcefully, "No, just now, hurry up."

Shen Huaiqing: "Oh, there's no rush. Can't you wait until night?"

Zhu Zhu:"No!"

The barrage immediately went crazy!

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what did I hear???!!! Is this really not paid content?]

[Liu Fan You are awesome! Tell me this is not a script!]

[Why are we Huaiqing so pitiful! We have to be forced by that old witch Zhu Zhu to do this kind of thing!! Zhu Zhu is too much!]

[I have to say, Zhu Zhu is too strong, it's not dark yet...]

[Well... it's hard to comment...]

[Shen Huaiqing Isn't it okay? My wife is about to get this job, but he still refuses. Is this the case after being married for a long time?]

[Don't say that we Huaiqing can't do it!!]

Liu Fan was a little panicked and whispered, "What about that, audience friends, let's go to the next one first."

As he said that, he turned around and was about to leave, but due to panic, he slipped and fell, and sat down on the ground.

"Ouch!" He cried out in pain.

The quarrel in the room stopped immediately, and the next second, the door was opened.

I saw Shen Huaiqing standing at the door wearing a set of pink Hello Kitty pajamas that didn't fit very well, looking into the mirror with a surprised look on his face.

Liu Fan looks back:...

Barrage: [...]

Zhu Zhu heard the sound and came out. Seeing that Liu Fan was live broadcasting, he looked at Shen Huaiqing's clothes, hit him, and cursed, "I told you to take off my clothes quickly, but you have to take it off, now you are embarrassed, right?!"

Liu Fan breathed a sigh of relief. Just now he thought the live broadcast room was going to be blocked.

Shen Huaiqing explained, "I forgot to bring my pajamas, so I borrowed hers to wear after taking a shower."

After saying that, he covered his face and ran in.

Liu Fan stood up with the support of Zhu Zhu and said, "Thank you, you guys go ahead and say hello."

[This reversal...]

[Just when I got excited, I was poured cold water on my head.]

[Hahahaha am I the only one who thinks Shen Huaiqing looks cute wearing Zhu Zhu's pajamas?]

Arriving at the second wooden house, Liu Fan calmed down and introduced, "Friends, this is where Zisu and Teacher Yin live."

In view of the mistake last time, as soon as he got close to the house, he deliberately coughed twice as a warning in advance.

He didn't want to be banned from the live broadcast room just because he heard something he shouldn't have heard.

However, he didn't know that even if he coughed ten more times, it would be useless.

"Wife~wife~look at me, look at me quickly!"

In the cabin, Wei Zisu was packing the clothes in the suitcase. Yin Zhengchuan played "Next Door to Mount Tai" on the stereo and showed off his dance moves crazily in front of Wei Zisu.

"I am Mount Tai next door, grab the vine of love, listen to me~ Wow~~~"

Wei Zisu laughed out loud at his annoyance, "It looks good, okay?"

Yin Zhengchuan was not satisfied, so he suddenly picked up Wei Zisu and spun around in circles. "My wife, you are too perfunctory. I will punish you to dance with me!"

Wei Zisu hugged his neck tightly, as if coaxing a child, and he said, "I can't dance such... advanced dance."

Yin Zhengchuan stopped, but refused to put his wife down. He lowered his head and kissed Wei Zisu on the lips and said, "Then I will do Ape Bandit. Wife, you are the wife of Yazhai who was snatched away from me!"

"Okay, okay." Wei Zisu replied helplessly.

What should I do if my husband is too childish? What else can I do besides pampering him?

Yin Zhengchuan was holding Wei Zisu while imitating Gorilla to walk, swaying, and shouting excitedly in the music of "Next Door to Mount Tai": "Hoho, I Mount Tai stole a Xiangxiang wife! Tonight I will have sex with Xiangxiang wife..."

He suddenly stopped, looked at the door, and turned petrified for a second.

Wei Zisu smiled in his arms and asked, "What's wrong, Ape Bandit?"

He followed Yin Zhengchuan's gaze and saw Liu Fan standing at the door without knowing it, holding up a selfie stick and looking at them in shock.

Yin Zhengchuan:...

Wei Zisu:...

Barrage: [...]

Three seconds later, Wei Zisu was the first to react, jumped out of Yin Zhengchuan's arms as if he was electrocuted, and quickly ran to turn off the stereo!

Yin Zhengchuan also quickly released Gorilla mode and stood at attention.

Liu Fan explained, "What... before I came in, I coughed several times and knocked on the door. I saw that the door was not closed tightly, so..."

Wei Zisu smiled awkwardly and said, "I'm sorry, Director, we... were joking around. The music was too loud and I didn't hear it."

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...]

[Who understands?! I'm laughing so hard that my stomach hurts! I'm tearing up from laughing so hard!]

[I understand, I understand. I laughed so hard that my mother thought I was possessed by evil spirits. Now she is spanking my ass hard with a mahogany sword. It hurts so much! But I still can't stop.]

[A man with a big butt, what does this pain mean? Keep laughing!]

[Oh my gosh! It turns out that Su-su and Chuan-chuan are so good at playing in private! Ape Bandit, grab Mrs. Zhai, hahahahaha...]

[The main reason is that Su-su can completely understand the weird things about his husband, and he is so cooperative and doting on him. He gets married first and then loves the ceiling!!!!]

[Ahhhhh Yin-Wei Love is awesome!!! The candy they sprinkled today is enough for me to eat for a lifetime!!!]

[No, no, no, insulin, give me insulin quickly!!]

After all, Liu Fan has seen big scenes. He quickly adjusted his facial expression and said, "Haha, this is just a coincidence. Come on, Zisu, say hello to everyone."

Wei Zisu bravely smiled at the camera and waved, "Hello everyone."

Then he took Yin Zhengchuan's hand generously.

Yin Zhengchuan, who had been petrified for a long time, finally came back to his senses and imitated his wife and said, "Hello everyone."

Barrage: [Hello, Ape Bandit.]

[Please continue your performance. What happened after Mrs. Yazhai was robbed? What did you say about going into a cave just now?]

[Can the follow-up be made into a TV series? Don't make me kneel down to beg you!]

[No, no, humans and apes cannot pass the trial!]

[Who said that? If love lasts for a long time, why do you care about people Ape-Man apes?]

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