My Alpha Is a Sharp-Tongued Little Green Tea from Shandong
Chapter 176

Anti-violence drill

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Director Gao just breathed a sigh of relief, but what Yin Zhengchuan said next almost made her angry.

"Auntie Gao, with the defense and reaction capabilities of our park, let alone young and strong gangsters like Zisu and I, even an old man can rush in and take away two children."

Director Gao is a little embarrassed and ashamed.

There are indeed some deficiencies in security in kindergartens. In the past, anti-riot drills were done to deal with superior leaders. Just find someone to have a small fight and record the video.

After experiencing something like this today, she started to feel scared.

Although the kindergarten in the village is relatively safe, if a gangster really breaks in, wouldn't these children be in danger?

Thinking of this, she broke into cold sweat.

Yin Zhengchuan added, "Auntie Gao, the gangsters have entered the house, and there are a room full of hostages. Now, you should find a way to solve the dilemma, how to rescue the children from the gangsters. I can give you twenty minutes. If you still fail to do it after the time, then you have not passed the exercise and need to strengthen training."

After Director Gao heard this, he quickly organized an emergency meeting.

Yin Zhengchuan turned around and found Wei Zisu sitting on a children's chair, leaning against a whole row of children. It was so cute.

Yin Zhengchuan took off his hood, touched his chin, and walked towards Wei Zisu like a pervert. "Xinxi, there is another pretty boy here, come here and let me have a good time."

Wei Zisu slapped away his extended paw and said, "Be serious, there are so many children."

There was a row of more than ten little milk babies who had just woken up, all staring at Yin Zhengchuan with their big round eyes.

Yin Zhengchuan suddenly made faces at them, which made them cry for the most part.

The whole classroom suddenly fell into chaos and heard "wow" sounds.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Mom..."

"Dad, I'm afraid..."

Wei Zisu had no choice but to hug and coax each of them, and took out lollipops from the cupboard for them to eat.

At this time, a little boy who was very calm from beginning to end walked into the bathroom silently.

Two minutes later, he came out with his butt stuck out and a roll of paper in his hand.

He didn't say anything, handed the paper to Yin Zhengchuan, and then pointed his butt at him.

Yin Zhengchuan After being silent for a few seconds, wipe his butt clean with toilet paper.

After that, the child put on his pants by himself and silently sat back on the small chair.

Yin Zhengchuan Go into the bathroom and wash your hands.

From beginning to end, the two of them did not communicate verbally.

After coming out of the bathroom, Yin Zhengchuan knocked on the window and said to the people outside, "The gangster changed his mind, and the twenty minutes have been shortened to fifteen minutes."

Wei Zisu finally coaxed all the children, holding one in each hand and hanging another on his lap.

Yin Zhengchuan After seeing it, he couldn't help but compose a poem. "Withered vines and old trees, crows are dimming, and my wife is hanging her dolls, sometimes two, sometimes three."

Wei Zisu said helplessly, "Zhengchuan, we made a mistake."

"What's the matter, wife?"

Wei Zisu looked at these two- and three-year-old babies and said, "Next time we have this opportunity, let's kidnap the children in the upper class. It's too difficult to take care of the children in the kindergarten."

"There may not be a next time."

Yin Zhengchuan laughed, took a little doll from his wife, raised it with one hand and let him ride on his neck.

"Please be obedient to me. The best-behaved kid can ride on my neck."

After hearing this, the children all sat down obediently, waiting to ride the big horse.

Yin Zhengchuan smiled proudly at his wife, "Hey, wife, am I smart?"

"Smart."

"Then why don't you kiss the wise old man... Holy shit!!!"

Wei Zisu:???

I saw Yin Zhengchuan standing there, holding the child on his neck, eyes wide open in fear, not daring to move.

Wei Zisu was about to ask what was wrong, but the next second he saw a gurgling stream coming down from Yin Zhengchuan's neck, quickly making his clothes wet.

"Ah this..."

Wei Zisu didn't know what to say, so he quickly took the child off Yin Zhengchuan's neck. But the child's pants were wet, and he didn't know what to do.

The little boy who just asked Yin Zhengchuan to wipe his butt calmly stood up, took out a pair of clean pants from the grid on the wall and handed it to Wei Zisu.

"Thank you."

"No thanks."

The relationship between the gangsters and the hostages seemed harmonious.

Wei Zisu put the child into pants with unfamiliar movements, as if he had fought a battle and was sweating profusely.

Yin Zhengchuan was about to cry without tears. After being frozen for a while, he knocked on the window again. "The time has changed again, there is still one minute left!"

After a long minute passed, the classroom door opened, and Wei Zisu and Yin Zhengchuan came out looking slightly embarrassed.

One was wet, the other had messy hair and tired eyes.

In the classroom at the back, there were children crawling all over the floor.

Director Gao failed to pass the drill. He repeatedly promised to strengthen training and come back to them after reaching the standard. I hope they can come to supervise often.

Yin Zhengchuan As soon as he heard this, he quickly took his wife and ran away.

Within a day, the story of the couple's "heroic gangster" deeds spread throughout several surrounding villages.

Some leaders of the Education Bureau even came to Yin Zhengchuan in person, hoping that they could play gangsters again and cooperate with an experimental primary school's anti-riot drill.

Elementary school students...

You shouldn't wet your pants, let alone wipe your butt with his help, right?

Yin Zhengchuan patted his thigh and agreed.

The leader asked him if he had many accomplices and hoped that a few more would come to test the school's security defense and make them more vigilant.

"Accomplice?"

Yin Zhengchuan Thinking about it, it seems that he only has his wife as his accomplice.

"Zhengchuan, someone is looking for you!" Auntie Sun shouted in the courtyard.

"Who?"

Yin Zhengchuan went out to take a look and was shocked.

That big fool standing at the door... Bah, no, young man, isn't it Wu Hao?

"How did you find it?"

Wu Hao said expressionlessly, "I found him after asking around all the way. When I entered the village, I was almost beaten as a human trafficker."

Yin Zhengchuan: "Ahem, I'm sorry, our village has become quite hostile to strangers recently."

Wu Hao looked inside and asked, "Think about it... are you there?"

"Yes!" Yin Zhengchuan suddenly had an idea and turned around to ask the leader, "Do you think this young man looks like a gangster?"

Leaders don't look at faces, they only look at whether they are tall and tall. Anyway, if you have a good-looking face, it can be covered up.

He looked up and down and said with satisfaction, "It looks like it! I think it works!"

"Okay!"

Wu Hao's head was filled with questions. "What?"

Yin Zhengchuan enthusiastically embraced Wu Hao and said, "Now that you've come, let's make peace with you. Let's stay for a few days before leaving."

The school leader asked again, "Zhengchuan, are there any of your accomplices who look very obscene? Find a gangster who shows his face and scare those children."

"A very wretched person?"

Yin Zhengchuan is a little embarrassed.

Most of the people he knows are upright. Even that guy Fang Mian, although he can be mean sometimes, is not considered vulgar.

Where to find it?

As luck would have it, just when he was in trouble, he suddenly received a phone call.

"Hey, Yin Zhengchuan, have the additional conditions of the contract been drawn up? I'll go to Shandong tomorrow. Can we sign it?"

It's Sun Liang.

Yin Zhengchuan immediately assured the leader, "Don't worry, the wretched gangster has been found."

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