Shen Yunzhi had transmigrated into a novel.
The system in her head beeped reminders at her.
"Transmigration point: the scene of your fiancé and his mistress doing the deed."
When her fiancé saw Shen Yunzhi bring so many people in to catch him cheating, his face darkened, and he wrapped the mistress in the quilt.
The mistress looked ready to cry. Even at a time like this, she was still putting on an act as the world's purest, most innocent angel.
"Sweetie... you've misunderstood. Just now, I..."
Shen Yunzhi fell silent for a moment, then raised a hand to signal the mistress to shut up.
Shen Yunzhi said, "What exactly are you trying to explain? Are you saying you were just in the lab conducting a Stern-Gerlach quantum superposition experiment to confirm that atoms tend toward quantization in a magnetic field, but you accidentally fell onto a nonuniform magnetic field in a vacuum, and, as luck would have it, my fiancé was lying in bed playing with his dick, and you happened to teleport through space-time and land right on it, so things between you two are actually completely innocent?"
The mistress: "..."
Her fiancé: "..."
Everyone else who had come with Shen Yunzhi to catch him cheating: "..."
Shen Yunzhi was the Jiang Family's long-lost biological daughter, only brought back and taken in a few years earlier.
The mistress was the fake heiress whom the Jiang Family had doted on for twenty years.
The Jiang Family was a wealthy family in S City, and her fiancé Ji Nanxian's family was their social equal.
The engagement had originally been arranged between the Ji Family and Shen Yunzhi when she first returned to the Jiang Family.
Shen Yunzhi had barely left her dirt-poor village before she found herself with a rich heir for a fiancé.
With a setup straight out of a Mary Sue novel, it had been hard for her not to fall for Ji Nanxian.
But the one Ji Nanxian liked was the fake heiress, Jiang Yunli.
Because of Ji Nanxian, Jiang Yunli was still living with the Jiang Family, even though she should have returned to her biological parents' home.
And at Shen Yunzhi's twentieth birthday banquet, the two of them had a little to drink.
Unable to restrain their feelings, they had ended up in bed together.
When Shen Yunzhi got word, she brought people to catch them in the act.
The moment the door swung open, Shen Yunzhi, a modern-day office drudge who shared the original Shen Yunzhi's name, transmigrated into the novel.
At that moment, the entire room was utterly silent because of what Shen Yunzhi had just said.
No one had expected a wealthy heiress like Shen Yunzhi to say something so vulgar.
Everyone whispered among themselves.
"Holy shit... has Shen Yunzhi lost it?"
"Wasn't she always sucking up to Young Master Ji?"
"Has she forgotten that the only reason she got to return to the Jiang Family as their precious daughter was her engagement to Young Master Ji?"
"She's put up with it for years. Why is she suddenly going batshit crazy in public?"
Ji Nanxian also recovered from his shock and looked at Shen Yunzhi as though he wanted to stab her to death.
Ji Nanxian still didn't think there was anything wrong with being caught hooking up with Jiang Yunli.
Ji Nanxian genuinely thought Shen Yunzhi had gone mad.
He hurriedly called the banquet hall's security guards to throw everyone out.
The guards arrived promptly and tried to usher the guests out.
"This is a private matter between the Jiang Family and the Ji Family. Please put your phones away."
"Stop filming. Stop filming."
"Excuse me, please leave..."
Ji Nanxian's expression had only just eased a little when Shen Yunzhi really went off the rails.
"Jiang Yunli, when I was found and brought back, you were sent back to the village. You got hungry and went looking for food, and your biological father slapped you across the face. When the food fell on the ground, he wouldn't even let you pick it up. You cried until you passed out, and no one comforted you."
"So you called your adoptive father, Jiang Zhen, to complain, and stirred things up online by claiming your biological parents were abusing you. Jiang Zhen thought they were mistreating you and rushed to bring you back."
"But you didn't mention that what you nearly ate was rat poison!"
Jiang Yunli: "..."
In front of a roomful of guests watching the drama, Shen Yunzhi attacked indiscriminately.
She made a gesture that any man would find utterly humiliating and told Ji Nanxian:
"You could thread a needle with that thing even with your clothes off. So fucking pathetic."
Ji Nanxian: "..."
The onlookers: "..."
The system: "..."
It thought numbly, I only picked Shen Yunzhi as my host because she looked so well-behaved.
Ji Nanxian was nearly mad with rage. He roared at the guards, "What are you standing around for? Grab her!"
Shen Yunzhi darted left and right, as agile as an Olympic athlete. The guards couldn't catch her at all.
Shen Yunzhi held up her phone, which displayed "Video uploaded," her mental state wildly abnormal:
"Come on! You want to mess with me? Let's all blow up together!"
It really did blow up.
Trending searches all over the internet were filled with topics about the Jiang and Ji families.
#Shocking turn at Shen Yunzhi's twentieth birthday#
#Video of cheating confrontation exposed#
#Ji Nanxian, needlework#
#Shen Yunzhi: Let's all blow up together#
The entire internet was dumbstruck, and the Ji Family's PR team scrambled to delete the videos.
But things spread fast online.
They couldn't possibly delete them all.
[...]
[She actually had the guts to upload it.]
[I wish I could let loose and go crazy like Shen Yunzhi just once.]
[Bitch!! You lucked into being the Biological Daughter, so count your blessings in private! Be good and call off the engagement! Give Young Master Ji to our Yunli!]
[LMAO, would she dare? Without this engagement, her parents wouldn't give a damn whether she was their biological daughter. They'd beat her to death.]
[I'm so done with this damn simp. She makes me sick. If another trending topic about Shen Yunzhi shows up on my feed, let me win a million.]
[Can you fuck off, Shen Yunzhi? Can you fuck off, Shen Yunzhi? Can you fuck off, Shen Yunzhi? Can you fuck off, Shen Yunzhi!!]
Jiang Yunli was an actress, and she and the wealthy young heir Ji Nanxian had a huge number of shippers.
In everyone's eyes.
Shen Yunzhi, the Biological Daughter, was the biggest obstacle keeping Jiang Yunli and Ji Nanxian apart.
Although Shen Yunzhi and Ji Nanxian were the ones engaged, no one considered them a couple.
In these people's eyes, Shen Yunzhi was the other woman.
But there were still people online with a functioning moral compass.
[...If Ji Nanxian really likes Jiang Yunli, why doesn't he take the initiative to end the engagement? Why drag two women down with him?]
[LMAO, the family's interests are at stake. Taking his anger out on Shen Yunzhi is all he dares to do.]
[Shen Yunzhi's a fucking idiot too. She acts like there are no other decent men in the world, clinging to Ji Nanxian and sucking up to him.]
[She really is a fucking idiot, putting up with this kind of humiliation for Ji Nanxian.]
[Why are you only going after Shen Yunzhi? They're all villains.]
[Bold of you to say that. The Jiang-Yunli and Ji-Nanxian CP fans will be coming for you any minute.]
[You hold them off first when they come.]
[You first.]
[Stop arguing! Get behind me!!]
[What a noble soul!!]
Jiang Yunli was an actress who had shot to fame on her debut three years earlier.
Since Ji Nanxian had thrown money into forcing her rise to stardom, she also had plenty of haters who had gone from indifferent to hostile because of the marketing.
Recently, a variety show called All Villains had appeared.
-It recruited controversial celebrities, influencers, and ordinary people from the internet to take part.
All Villains, tearing into one another live.
The show's manifesto was:
[When everyone shows their truest selves-pretentious, fake, greedy, sanctimonious, willing to sell out their friends for profit, with double the spite and passive-aggressive snark...]
[When all the guests treat one another like mortal enemies, their tongues practically dripping venom, delivering the most heartfelt nastiness without any personal interests involved, what kind of sparks will fly?]
[Stay tuned for the grand stage of All Villains! Come on in if you have a mom!]
The netizens were excited.
So satisfying!
Couldn't wait!
Throw everyone they hated in there and let them tear one another apart!
In the original novel.
Jiang Yunli and Ji Nanxian had volunteered to take part in the show.
Their personas as a gorgeous actress and a wealthy young benefactor had won them countless fans.
In the end, their shippers overwhelmed their haters. They marketed themselves as sincere, truly in love, kind, and so on, successfully rehabilitating their image and becoming the internet's hottest couple.
Jiang Yunli had even become a top-tier young actress in the entertainment industry, succeeding in love, marriage, and her career.
As a product of Jiang Yunli and Ji Nanxian's little game, and with her actively sucking up to Ji Nanxian, Shen Yunzhi had an especially terrible reputation.
In the original novel, she had also received an invitation from the director.
She had found it humiliating and hadn't agreed.
But things were different now.
She was going to take part.
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