This painting style looks a bit like Da something

Ji Nanxian held his phone and waited around in his room.

Only after ten minutes or so did he realize what a fucking stupid thing he was doing.

He was actually waiting for Shen Yunzhi to reply?!

Ji Nanxian's face darkened. For a moment, he couldn't understand what brain malfunction had made him wait for Shen Yunzhi.

He put his phone away and went straight to Jiang Yunli.

Shen Yunzhi had received Ji Nanxian's message long ago.

She hadn't replied.

Instead, she began admiring the chat history between the original owner of her body and Ji Nanxian.

Calling it a chat history was generous.

Ji Nanxian had barely replied at all.

For roughly every hundred messages Shen Yunzhi sent, Ji Nanxian replied once.

Most of the time, even those replies only expressed impatience or acknowledged her message.

Shen Yunzhi sighed over what she saw.

A simp was a simp.

Simp to the end, and you ended up with nothing.

She decisively deleted Ji Nanxian.

Shen Yunzhi leisurely made a Moments post.

[Thanks fer not deletin' me, y'all. I'm just a country gal, ain't got no presence at all, and nobody's gonna care about me. I ain't good with fancy words, ain't good at games neither, and don't get a lotta memes. Just seein' y'all post on Moments makes me real envious.]

The friends on Shen Yunzhi's contact list: [...?]

Many of the people on Shen Yunzhi's contact list were wealthy young ladies and socialites she had added after returning to the Jiang Family.

Shen Yunzhi had thought her family background now put her on equal footing with them.

What she didn't know was that, no matter how hard the original owner tried, she could never fit into S City's circle of wealthy young ladies and socialites.

Because this was the circle of friends Jiang Yunli had built over twenty years.

Although Jiang Yunli was the fake heiress, few people thought she would leave this circle after her identity was exposed.

After all, Ji Nanxian was still there.

Once Jiang Yunli became the Ji Family's young mistress, she would still be active in this circle.

Driven by self-interest, these people had deliberately approached Shen Yunzhi to curry favor with Jiang Yunli, intending to make a fool of her.

Shen Yunzhi's twentieth birthday banquet had been a grand affair, and it was also one of her so-called "friends" who tipped her off that Ji Nanxian had taken Jiang Yunli into a private room reserved for guests to rest.

Furious, the original owner had lost her head and gone straight to catch them cheating in front of everyone.

There was nothing inherently wrong with exposing something like that.

The problem was that the original owner couldn't handle the consequences of exposing it herself.

In the original novel, the original owner exposed Ji Nanxian and Jiang Yunli having sex at her birthday banquet.

She thought everyone would pity her and speak up for her.

But they didn't.

The Jiang Family and the Ji Family only thought Shen Yunzhi was brainless for exposing something like this and humiliating both families.

The guests at the banquet were all there to laugh at Shen Yunzhi, too.

Even online, fewer people cursed Ji Nanxian and Jiang Yunli than cursed Shen Yunzhi.

The couple's shippers all thought Ji Nanxian and Jiang Yunli were star-crossed lovers torn apart by Shen Yunzhi.

Humiliated and furious, the original owner went to make another scene with Ji Nanxian.

Jiang Yunli played the good cop.

She was gentle and well-mannered, enduring Shen Yunzhi's harassment for love.

She formed a stark contrast to Shen Yunzhi, who had come from the countryside and remained savage and brainless despite suddenly becoming the Jiang Family's heiress.

That bastard Ji Nanxian was also utterly disgusting. He told the original owner that as long as she didn't cause trouble or make things difficult for Jiang Yunli,

he was willing to let Shen Yunzhi become the Ji Family's young mistress.

His condescending tone made it sound as though he were still living in the feudal era.

Although the original owner was a simp, she was a simp with dignity.

How could she put up with that?

So of course she refused.

Thanks to the original owner's incessant antics, the engagement was finally successfully called off.

But the original owner was also sent back to the countryside.

The couple in the countryside also believed the original owner had been bullying their biological daughter all along in S City, and never treated her kindly again.

She was utterly miserable.

Shen Yunzhi was still sighing over it.

Then she spotted a new comment under her Moments post, from someone with a very familiar contact name.

[Young Master Xiao: ?]

Shen Yunzhi replied: ?

Why the hell was this bastard on her Moments too?!

Shen Yunzhi decisively changed the respectful contact name "Young Master Xiao" to "Zhou Papi."

She tapped his profile picture to open his chat and confronted Xiao Yao.

[Why are you on my contact list?]

[Zhou Papi: Do you need me to refresh your memory?]

[Shen_Sol: ?]

Shen Yunzhi frowned and frowned again at that WeChat name.

It positively reeked of socialite.

So Shen Yunzhi made a sweeping change to her WeChat name.

When she switched back to her chat with Xiao Yao, she found that he had sent a string of voice messages.

Shen Yunzhi tapped to play them.

Xiao Yao's tone was as punchable as ever.

"I forget what year it was or whose birthday banquet I was attending, but you happened to be there too. You shut the banquet hall doors and wouldn't let the guests leave until they added you."

Shen Yunzhi: "..."

She knew the original owner had been unhinged too.

But she hadn't known she was this unhinged.

Even she had to concede defeat.

Shen Yunzhi replied.

[Up Shit Creek and Still Stirring: At this point, there's nothing left to say. Delete me if you want.]

Looking at Shen Yunzhi's WeChat name, "Up Shit Creek and Still Stirring," Xiao Yao slowly typed a question mark.

[Zhou Papi: Can you change your screen name?]

[Up Shit Creek and Still Stirring: I just changed it. If you can't stand me, slit your own throat.]

[Zhou Papi: .]

Shen Yunzhi had thought she had already disgusted Xiao Yao enough to make him delete her.

Who knew Xiao Yao would send her a picture shortly afterward?

It was a drawing of a turd.

But it was lifelike.

[Up Shit Creek and Still Stirring: ?]

[Zhou Papi: Drew it myself. It's a gift for you to use as your profile picture. You're welcome.]

[Up Shit Creek and Still Stirring: ...]

Who the fuck was going to thank you?

Xiao Yao even followed up with a question.

[Zhou Papi: Why haven't you changed it yet? Don't you like it?]

[Up Shit Creek and Still Stirring: Fuck off!]

Xiao Yao happily fucked off, and even posted their chat history on his Weibo.

He added a caption.

[I'm so upset. This is the first time anyone has hurt me so badly my hands are shaking. I haven't picked up a brush in years. Although reality kept me from pursuing my dream, I've always wanted to be a painter. I worked so hard on a painting for Shen Yunzhi, but she turned her nose up at it and even told me to fuck off. Shaking with rage, cold all over...]

The netizens: [?]

Hadn't these two still been fighting during the day?

Now they were chatting and giving each other paintings at night?

Their relationship had improved that fast??

Shen Yunzhi's haters were still immersed in the grief of watching her gain fans.

Xiao Yao's post dealt them another crushing blow.

Had appearing on one show really let Shen Yunzhi hook herself a top-tier wealthy family?!

They hurried to open Xiao Yao's Weibo and scrutinize it.

Seeing Shen Yunzhi living the good life hurt worse than being killed!

After scrutinizing it,

[...]

[But then again...]

[You really do laugh when you're speechless.]

[...I actually fell for that idiot Xiao Yao's bullshit.]

[That was close. I almost felt sorry for Xiao Yao.]

[I think Shen Yunzhi deserves more sympathy for opening her chat and seeing a pile of shit.]

[Seriously, Xiao Yao, not to lecture you, but you'd better shut your balcony windows tight and seal your drains today. Shen Yunzhi might crawl in and give you another black eye.]

[Anyone who can come up with an ID like Shen Yunzhi's isn't normal either.]

[(Thumbs-up.JPG) This turd is so vividly disgusting.]

[This painting style looks a bit like Da something.]

Out of tens of thousands of negative comments, Xiao Yao finally picked out a positive one.

Gratified, he replied: [Do you mean Da Fen Qi? You're too kind.]

The netizen: [I meant Da Fen. A big turd.]

Xiao Yao: [?]

Xiao Yao: [DM me an address. I'll send you some money.]

[Don't believe him, sis. I suspect he's sending Da Fen.]

[Hahahahahahaha.]

[I spend every day soaking in the internet, studying and memorizing memes, and I still can't compete with you naturally gifted people.]

[Xiao Yao's painting falls somewhere between good-looking and ugly: so fucking ugly.]

[Now that's what you call a boomerang.]

This batch of netizens really attacked every guest equally.

The casting for this variety show, All Villains, was brilliant.

They always managed to make a crowd of haters itch to run their filthy mouths. What fun.

Ji Nanxian had waited for most of the evening without getting a reply from Shen Yunzhi.

Instead, he came across Xiao Yao's Weibo post.