A Reality Show Full of Villains? Are You Breeding Venomous Monsters Here?
Chapter 22

Zhang Wansen, it's raining shit

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Her fans had always known that Jiang Yunli had developed severe depression after finding out she was the fake heiress.

She had attempted suicide several times.

Jiang Yunli's fans had always felt protective of her.

Now they all exploded.

Their hearts ached for her.

[Our Yunli has already suffered so much. What more do you want?!]

[Her identity was stolen, she was kicked out of the Jiang Family, and even her engagement was stolen.]

[Isn't Yunli basically a heroine who's had all her good fortune stolen?]

[Was Yunli wrong to say Shen Yunzhi was seducing Xiao Yao? She even went after Ji Nanxian. Now she's met someone even better than Ji Nanxian. Just look at how she's always hovering around Xiao Yao, and you'll know what she's after.]

[It's just a livestream replay. Nobody even knows the truth yet, but you've already nailed Yunli to the pillar of shame. Just how much do you hate her?]

[Doesn't this world already have enough malice toward outstanding women?]

What did it mean when people said the crying child got the candy?

This was it.

Public opinion had just begun to turn around.

But thanks to Jiang Yunli's stunt,

it swung right back.

She let word get out that her depression had flared up, then tearfully quit the show.

Her fans immediately rallied around her.

And when Ji Nanxian had come looking for Shen Yunzhi earlier, he had steered the livestream viewers' opinions.

Now they firmly believed the claim that "Shen Yunzhi bribed the production team to release the replay, framing Jiang Yunli to deliberately destroy her reputation."

So they all swarmed over to attack Shen Yunzhi.

[Shen Yunzhi is the Jiang Family's rightful heiress and the future lady of the Ji Family. She's rich and powerful, so whatever she says goes.]

[Can Shen Yunzhi just die can Shen Yunzhi just die can Shen Yunzhi just die!]

[How can someone as vicious as Shen Yunzhi exist? She won't even leave her a way out!]

[She's jealous of Yunli shining so brightly. Someone with a heart that dark just can't stand to see anyone else doing well!]

Some fans were especially radical.

They went straight to the livestream villa.

They wanted to confront Shen Yunzhi in person and get revenge for Jiang Yunli.

Quite a few people showed up.

Luckily, the yard's fence blocked them.

It kept the fans from charging inside.

But this group certainly had no shortage of filthy abuse.

"Shen Yunzhi! You bitch!"

"Shen Yunzhi, get out of show business!"

"Die, homewrecker!"

Shen Yunzhi actually didn't hide.

Holding a wedge of watermelon, she walked out to watch the show as she ate.

Seedless, thin rind, red flesh, juicy, fragrant, and sweet.

Ah.

Love it~

Shen Yunzhi wasn't remotely afraid of the fans breaking through security and charging in.

She finished her wedge at a leisurely pace.

Then she put on disposable gloves.

Next, she picked up Dahuang's dog toilet.

Shen Yunzhi reached inside it.

Jiang Fans A: "You came back from the countryside and actually think you can walk all over our Yunli-"

Shen Yunzhi didn't wait for her to finish.

She scooped out a lump of shit and hurled it at her.

Splat-

Shen Yunzhi said, "Then turn her into a pile of shit. Nobody will dare step on her then."

Jiang Fans B: "Shen Yunzhi, you've done every evil thing imaginable!! Aren't you scared you'll get hit by a car and die when you go out-"

Shen Yunzhi threw another lump.

"Then you'd be motherless."

Jiang fan C: "You XXX&(&(&))^%... Shen, you whore, you (&*)@@#!)~ You're a XXX..."

Shen Yunzhi threw yet another lump.

"No need to introduce yourself."

Jiang Fans D: "Fuck your... bleurgh... I... bleurgh... you... ugh-"

Everyone: "..."

Shen Yunzhi held fistfuls of dog shit in both hands.

Whoever annoyed her got a faceful.

Come get some shit. Come on.

The Jiang fans who had come to confront Shen Yunzhi in person scrambled and crawled away under her dog-shit assault.

Shen Yunzhi vaulted straight over.

Over the yard gate she went.

She chased the group down as they ran and gagged.

Shen Yunzhi said, "Whose shit do you think you're receiving?! It's the shit of a god!!"

"..."

"..."

The whole place reeked of dog shit.

The director slapped the assistant director's big ass, gagging from the stench as he lost his composure.

"Ugh... I told you to scoop the poop! You little punk, you didn't do it, did you?! Otherwise, how would Shen Yunzhi have so much shit to throw?"

Jiang Fans lost it.

"Run! Bleurgh... She's not crazy! She's a fucking idiot!"

The livestream viewers were stunned.

[...]

[I thought Shen Yunzhi was already insane... I never expected her to take it even further.]

[Zhang Wansen, it's raining shit.]

[If Shen Yunzhi's always this unhinged, then Ji Nanxian has a reason for not liking her...]

[Shit-bala, you're very famous.]

An Zhizhi watched, dumbfounded.

So brave.

An Zhizhi thought about how, whenever she saw people insulting her online, all she dared do was writhe and crawl around at home alone, breaking down in tears.

An Zhizhi murmured, "When will I be as brave as Shen Yunzhi?"

Eating watermelon, Xiao Yao chimed in, "When I was studying Taoist culture, a master once said that if someone insults you, they're sowing their own evil karma. If you insult them back, you're helping them reap its consequences. That's called doing good and accumulating virtue."

An Zhizhi was genuinely taken aback as she listened, and she half believed him.

She asked Xiao Yao, "Which master told you that?"

Xiao Yao smiled. "The master of making people get what they deserve."

An Zhizhi: "?"

[...]

[I knew Xiao Yao practiced the righteous path.]

[I can tell who's a master at a glance.]

[Buddhism: you'll face retribution in your next life. Taoism: I'll make you face retribution right fucking now.]

[Once the filthy words are out, your mouth and heart are clean. Get it?]

[I get it, master, but what do I do if my gaming account's been muted for a year?]

[That's a lot of virtue accumulated.]

Thanks to her superior mental state and dog-shit attacks, Shen Yunzhi trended again.

This time, nobody dared provoke Shen Yunzhi in person.

But the online insults grew even fiercer.

They even accused the production team of colluding with Shen Yunzhi and maliciously editing the footage.

A group of Jiang Fans filed complaints with the National Radio and Television Administration.

This time, they were determined to get this fucking stupid show taken down.

They would get justice for their idol.

At this point, the production team finally issued a statement.

It was a long string of messy announcements and explanations.

-Essentially, they listed evidence proving they hadn't edited anything, stating that everything they had released absolutely consisted of the guests' own actions.

No scripting whatsoever.

No editing whatsoever.

They were committed to showing the guests' truest selves.

Regarding the online claims that Shen Yunzhi had paid off the production team, and that she had used money to get them to release the lights-out footage,

Xiao Yao spoke up.

He was utterly casual about it.

[I told the director to release the clip. Something this entertaining could bring in all that hate-watch traffic. How could I just leave it alone?]

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