"I don't know." Sun Lanyin said confidently. At this moment, she also heard Shen Yunzhi's question and realized it. Then she asked, "What are you doing? You, a Wu person, come to me. Do you want to surrender to the enemy?"
Shen Yunzhi:"..."
Damn!
Fortunately she responded quickly.
Got tricked.
Shen Yunzhi is not a meticulous work at all!
There is another person who does the fine work.
To deceive her into sending information, this must be the program team or someone trying to frame her to confuse the audience with the effect of the program.
Shen Yunzhi was silent for a while, and then said to Sun Lanyin, "Actually, I came to you because I wanted to tell you something."
Sun Lanyin:"What?"
Shen Yunzhi can only pretend to come to Sun Lanyin to say something else.
So Shen Yunzhi had a serious look on his face and started making up nonsense:
"As someone who has been there, let me tell you something from my heart. I feel like you and I are a bit similar. You know that I chased Ji Nanxian for five years, right?"
Sun Lanyin didn't know what Shen Yunzhi wanted to do, but still nodded. "I heard a little bit about it, and I also want to apologize to you. I believed a lot of your dirty information in the past."
Shen Yunzhi waved his hand very generously. "It's okay, it's all over."
"Indeed." Sun Lanyin sighed with emotion, "When you first appeared on the show, I thought you were deliberately pretending to be crazy to attract Ji Nanxian's attention, but I didn't expect you were really crazy."
Shen Yunzhi:"???"
Sun Lanyin said gently, "I guess your love of showing off your wealth was influenced by your family of origin. I can understand."
Sun Lanyin looks considerate and open-minded.
Jiang Yunli's pretended thoughtfulness and gentleness are completely different from Sun Lanyin's.
If it weren't for her boyfriend, there would really be no black spots on her body at all.
Shen Yunzhi was very moved. "Thank you, but I want to clarify that I used to show off my wealth just because I was a little girl who was pretending."
Sun Lanyin:"..."
Hey you... I...
Sun Lanyin still wasn't familiar with Shen Yunzhi's style of painting. He choked again and again, and finally he could only say, "What did you really want to tell me just now?"
Shen Yunzhi said with great sincerity, "It's like this. In this world, heterosexuals are afraid of being hurt, homosexuals will be discriminated against, bisexuals are beaten up by everyone, and papersexuals are not cared about. Only narcissism will last forever. You can kiss with just a pucker of your mouth, and hold hands with your ten fingers intertwined. Sister Yin Zi, women must love themselves more in this life."
Sun Lanyin:"...?"
Okay... it seems to make sense...
Sister Yin Zi's world view has been impacted.
A few simple sentences in Mandarin, but they feel a bit profound.
Sun Lanyin subconsciously wanted to purse his lips, but suddenly realized what Shen Yunzhi said.
"..."
Damn!
In public, pursed lips are like an official announcement!
[Master, I understand.]
[Love you, old friend, see you tomorrow.]
[A virtuous person helps me achieve success, and I will return a virtuous person ten thousand taels of gold!]
[Those who love themselves will prosper; those who harm themselves will lose all their wealth!]
[I order two cups of milk tea at half price, one cup for myself and one cup for myself!]
[Yan Goulian directly blocked her card.]
[The barrage of jokes is so dense that I don't know which one to laugh at.]
Separated from Sun Lanyin, Shen Yunzhi slipped back again.
Shen Yunzhi didn't expect that Xiao Yao was still waiting for her.
Shen Yunzhi coughed and walked over holding up his pants to hide it.
Xiao Yao said expressionlessly, "You have been shitting for half an hour."
Shen Yunzhi said confidently, "Have you never seen constipation?"
"You also had sex when you left the live broadcast villa today." Xiao Yao said, "I shouldn't call you Shit-Subduing Emperor."
Shen Yunzhi:"?"
Xiao Yao: "I will now call you Diligent Shit Emperor, a hard-working person."
Shen Yunzhi:"..."
Hey, where is my knife?!
Xiao Yao never thought in his life that one day he would have a very serious discussion about shit and shit literature with others.
He used to think that he was barely an interesting person.
But he didn't know that his abstract talent turned out to be so terrifying.
Shen Yunzhi tried to reason with Xiao Yao: "I feel that your tone is very discriminatory against shit and shit."
Xiao Yao is going to laugh or not, "What? When I poop, I have to be nudged three times or take a bath and burn incense?"
Shen Yunzhi: "That's not true, but don't you think the principle of excretion is like a person's lifetime."
Xiao Yao:"How to say?"
Shen Yunzhi: "A famous person once said that life is like excretion. Struggling may not yield results. Instead, you can wait until the flowers bloom by letting nature take its course."
Xiao Yao:"What flowers are blooming?"
Shen Yunzhi:"The chrysanthemums are blooming."
Xiao Yao:"What celebrity?"
Shen Yunzhi:"Grandma."
"..."
"..."
Originally, various anti-fans and fans on the barrage were still going about their daily routine of greeting each other's cyber parents.
Shen Yunzhi suddenly said this.
The audience put down their butcher knives and started chatting without knowing what the world was about.
[If you want to write about shit and piss, you can't just write about shit and piss. You have to write that fart is a sigh of shit, urine is a teardrop from the bladder, my love is terrible, and my urine is even more disgusting.]
[Drinking zero-degree water and peeing at 36-5 degrees, maybe I'm just a charlatan.]
[When it comes to shit and peeing, the black guys and fans of each family stopped bickering and everyone started chatting about beauty again.]
[Barrage a group of horrible shit.]
[Sure enough, shit and piss are the most primitive human laughter.]
[I declare that this is the most interesting show in history, whoever agrees and who disagrees.]
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A few minutes before the topic of shit and piss started.
Outside of the show, Jiang Chi was chatting with his friends about Shen Yunzhi.
Shen Yunzhi has been in the limelight recently.
Especially on Ji Yueshan's Birthday Banquet, he single-handedly fought against two families and talked about breaking off the engagement.
I used to laugh at Shen Yunzhi as a dog licker, but I still feel embarrassed now.
Being young and ignorant and doing hot-headed things for the sake of love is not something to be looked down upon.
In fact they are worse than Shen Yunzhi.
Jiang Ji's family are both S City's first-rate chaebols.
The marriage between two families must have been considered in all aspects.
Including the two elders and shareholders of the company, it is not easy to finalize it. Finally, it is widely publicized to confirm the marriage relationship.
Many times it is not the juniors who can make the decision themselves.
In a circle like theirs, marriage is not uncommon.
With better luck, you can treat each other with the same respect as Jiang Zhen and Xie Mingzhen.
If you are not lucky, you will only get the same ones as Zheng Xiulan and Ji Yueshan.
The two of them were doing their own thing in private, and Ji Yueshan even had an illegitimate child.
Now we are fighting Ji Nanxian openly and openly.
Shen Yunzhi pursued her vigorously at that time, and the marriage was canceled openly.
Tell the truth.
Most people don't have the courage and true temperament of Shen Yunzhi.
You can only leave it to the control of your family, and whether your marriage will be happy or not depends entirely on your fate.
Jiang Chi This is the first time at a party that the topic of Shen Yunzhi can be discussed and I can stand up high.
"Your sister is really powerful. She openly disobeys her elders on such a big occasion."
"That's right, it's too fierce."
"That's amazing, a role model for our generation."
Jiang Chi's tail is raised to the sky.
It's as if it's you who's being praised.
But he was still very reserved. "Where, where..."
Finally, we talked about the show that Shen Yunzhi was participating in recently, and everyone said they wanted to come and watch it.
Worship and worship.
Jiang Chi is also curious about what Shen Yunzhi is doing in this kind of program.
So Jiang Chi started the live broadcast.
In the expectation of everyone.
At first glance, it's a sentence from Shen Yunzhi:
"Life is like excretion. Struggling may not yield results. Let nature take its course, but you can wait until the flowers bloom."
The next second, a barrage of shit and piss swept over me.
Friends of Jiang Chi:"..."
Jiang Chi:"..."
The waist that I finally straightened up was broken again.
In the program.
It's time to stop broadcasting.
Pack it up and put it away for broadcast.
The guests stayed in the hotel in the film and television city.
As soon as it's time to go to bed, Shen Yunzhi becomes alert again.
For fear of Xiao Yao's vicious relatives, one night, he unknowingly stuffed a woman into Xiao Yao's bed.
Before Xiao Yao entered his room, Shen Yunzhi called him.
"Hey!"
Xiao Yao turned around with a cold face. "Don't I have a name?"
Shen Yunzhi thinks about how important Xiao Yao is to her right now.
So she reluctantly refused to quarrel with Xiao Yao over such trivial matters.
"Brother Yao, look at what you said." Shen Yunzhi approached eagerly and said shamelessly, "I have something to tell you. Come into your room and say it quickly."
He glanced at Shen Yunzhi twice.
Shen Yunzhi has a well-behaved face and clear black eyes.
When she saw Xiao Yao's gaze coming towards her, she blinked her eyes, looking a little playful, as if she was urging him to agree.
Off the air from the live broadcast room, Ji Nanxian has just been released by the kidnappers.
His whole body was almost beaten into a pig's head!
Good life and hard life.
There is an illusion that if he scratches lottery tickets now, he will be able to scratch out IOUs.
Chi Zong saw Ji Nanxian on the way and was so frightened by his appearance that he didn't even dare to step forward and recognize him.
Ji Nanxian was roaring anxiously and wanted to rush to Shen Yunzhi.
When he asked the staff where Shen Yunzhi was, Ji Nanxian rushed over.
Unexpectedly, I happened to see Shen Yunzhi walking into Xiao Yao's room.
Ji Nanxian went crazy.
What was Shen Yunzhi doing in Xiao Yao's room?!
Xiao Yao was about to close the door with its hind legs, when he caught a glimpse of Ji Nanxian out of the corner of his eye.
Xiao Yao actually doesn't take Ji Nanxian seriously.
But he saw Ji Nanxian walking over with a dark and jealous look on his face, as if he wanted to eat him alive.
Ji Nanxian's appearance inexplicably gave Xiao Yao an extremely subtle sense of pleasure.
But Xiao Yao said nothing.
His eyebrows arched uncontrollably, and then he slowly closed the door under Ji Nanxian's incredible gaze.