Anomaly Containment Facility, You're Containing Me, a Human?
Chapter 37

Stuck on the Second Driving Test

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C03 Containment Facility.

An orange taxi sat inside a Containment Room.

The Doctor circled the taxi several times, then looked at the driver hiding behind Lu Xiao.

"What properties does this car have?"

This human wearing a monocle and a white lab coat made the driver feel a little afraid.

Lu Xiao grabbed the driver from behind him.

"Mr. Doctor is asking you a question! It's very rude not to answer him!"

The driver nodded frantically.

"Sir... I can't really explain what properties this car has!"

Then he repeated what he had told Lu Xiao and the others to the Doctor.

After hearing the whole story, the Doctor adjusted his monocle.

"You drove it out of the Dark Prison?"

This information alerted the Doctor to something unusual.

As the highest-ranking leader of C03 Containment Facility, the Doctor knew very well.

At present, creatures in the Dark Prison basically had only one route to the real world: through a "Gate."

And their job as Prison Wardens was to guard the Gates and keep the Weird Creatures of the Dark Prison from reaching the real world.

Every Containment Facility guarded a Gate.

The assistant beside him provided the Doctor with a set of data.

"Doctor! Over the past ten years, the number of anomalies appearing in the real world has increased exponentially every year!"

He handed the Smart Brain in his hands to the Doctor.

The Doctor took the Smart Brain and studied it for a while.

The assistant explained.

"This data was retrieved from the system!"

The Doctor returned the Smart Brain to the assistant, then looked at Lu Xiao.

"292, did you only recently appear near the Gate?"

Lu Xiao shook his head.

"No! The area I move around in within the Dark Prison is fairly fixed!"

"Before you found me, I'd never seen any other humans!"

"And I'd never seen that glowing door!"

The Doctor nodded, then instructed his assistant.

"Bring over a disposable!"

Soon, two Special Operations Soldiers from the Prison Wardens escorted over a blindfolded disposable wearing a yellow vest.

The Doctor looked at the driver.

"How did you feed this car before?"

He used the word "feed."

The driver looked at Lu Xiao, as if seeking his opinion.

Lu Xiao grinned.

"Do as Mr. Doctor says!"

Hearing this, the driver hurriedly nodded, then walked to the back of the car and opened the trunk.

Lu Xiao and the Doctor followed him over.

With a bang.

The trunk opened.

Lu Xiao lowered his gaze.

There was nothing in the trunk except a hideous, terrifying mouth.

The Doctor said calmly.

"Push the disposable in!"

The two Special Operations Soldiers brought the unlucky disposable over, holding him between them.

The disposable was blindfolded and could see nothing.

But a terror from deep within made him struggle uncontrollably.

Soon, a spine-chilling sound of chewing rang out.

At the same time, an engine roared.

It sounded just like a big American V8.

Lu Xiao held his chin.

"A taxi with an engine note like that brings a fitting description to mind!"

"Like a legendary warrior riding a dog!"

The driver spoke cautiously beside him.

"Actually... its appearance can change however you want!"

Lu Xiao immediately became interested.

"Show us!"

The body writhed, and its shape began to change.

Soon, the taxi became a brand-new Aima electric scooter.

On the scooter's rear seat, a hideous mouth kept opening and closing.

The corners of Lu Xiao's mouth twitched wildly.

"That's all you could turn it into?"

The driver answered shakily.

"These are the only two kinds of vehicles I drove when I was alive!"

"You useless bastard! No wonder your pretty wife still keeps in touch with her ex!"

The Doctor adjusted his monocle.

"How do you operate it?"

The driver answered immediately.

"Sit in the driver's seat and picture the shape you want it to take. You can't leave out any details!"

Just then, Dante, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly rubbed his hands together.

"Everyone! I have a dream!"

"I've always wanted to experience driving a luxury car!"

As he spoke, he looked at the Doctor and said somewhat plaintively.

"Doctor! Our pay as Prison Wardens is too low. I can barely afford cigarettes now!"

"Could you bring this up with the higher-ups?"

The Doctor's temple throbbed. He looked at Dante and swore.

"Bullshit! The Prison Wardens' pay has been the same all these years!"

"Can't you consider whether the problem is you?"

Dante sat astride the Aima electric scooter.

Moments later, its body slowly began to writhe.

Then it turned into a mass of flesh and blood that enveloped Dante.

Before long, that flesh had swollen into a huge mass seven meters in diameter.

Then the flesh began to change shape, forming four wheels first.

Then came the body.

Finally, the mass of flesh took on the rough shape of a vehicle.

Immediately afterward, a metallic sheen began to appear.

In less than two minutes.

The Aima electric scooter transformed into an imposing Raptor pickup.

Dante gripped the steering wheel and stomped on the accelerator.

The engine roared wildly, and a wave of heat swept through the room.

Dante shouted excitedly.

"Hahaha! A big American V8! Fuck the environment!"

Lu Xiao pointed at Dante, who was laughing wildly.

"See that! If you had a car like this, your pretty wife would delete her ex's contact details overnight!"

The driver wore an expression of enlightenment.

"Doctor! Can I take it out for a spin?"

Dante shouted excitedly to the Doctor.

The Doctor adjusted his monocle, then opened the rear door and climbed in.

Seeing that even the Doctor had gotten in, Lu Xiao opened the front passenger door too.

On the streets of Magic City.

An extremely eye-catching pickup stopped at a traffic light.

Dante stepped on the accelerator every so often.

The bursts of engine noise kept making passersby turn their heads.

"Holy shit! What car is that? I've never seen one!"

"What a badass pickup! Pickups really are a man's romance!"

"If my husband had a car like that, why would I still keep in touch with my broke-ass ex!"

Sitting beside the Doctor, the driver listened to the comments from the passersby, and tears instantly rolled down his cheeks.

Dante wore an extremely flashy pair of sunglasses, with a cigarette between his lips.

"This feels amazing! I could die without regrets!"

Beside him, Lu Xiao was itching to have a go too.

"Ahem! Mr. Doctor, can I drive it?"

The Doctor's calm voice came from the back seat.

"Go ahead!"

Looking reluctant, Dante swapped seats with Lu Xiao.

The interior was extremely spacious, so the two switched seats without leaving the vehicle.

"Buddy! Do you have a driver's license?"

Dante suddenly thought of a serious problem and asked with some concern.

Lu Xiao thought back carefully.

"Hmm! I never got it. I think I got stuck on the second driving test!"

As he spoke, the light had already turned green.

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