Whose Cannon-Fodder Omega Is This Wild, Driving a Top Alpha to Tears?
Chapter 79

If I Don't Back Him Up, Who Will?

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Qin Yufan has a monkey riding on its back, running around holding its head.

The cameraman didn't know whether to shoot or help.

For professionalism and performance bonuses, he should return to the scene.

Out of humanitarianism and public condemnation, he should cry out for help.

But obviously,

It is easy to restore the scene,

There is no point in shouting for help.

So after weighing the pros and cons, the cameraman chose the best angle to follow and shoot.

Qin Yufan was about to collapse, and when he glanced at the camera out of the corner of his eye, he became even more angry and embarrassed, "At this time, why are you taking pictures?! Get this monkey out of here!"

The cameraman quickly spoke out to comfort him, "Don't move around. Don't irritate it yet. You might go down by yourself later!"

Qin Yufan,"... Are you speaking in human language? I am a top omega and am being played by monkeys?"

"What else?" The camera was stunned, "Who do you want to be played by?"

"I--"Qin Yufan almost answered the call when he didn't react.

Livestream Room laughs,

[Haha, this cameraman Eldest Brother is so brave, he dares to say anything in front of the camera?!]

[Yes, who do you want to be played by?!]

[It's not Fanfan, why did Production Crew catch you and rip you off?! Even the monkey who arranged the script didn't let you go?!]

[Idiots set out in the previous seasons, and the guests took turns to step on the trap. When you came, you took away all the scenes. They couldn't bear the scolding, can they get used to it?!]

Qiu Chen, who was holding a broom and preparing to clean up the crane dung, looked towards the Monkey Mountain nearby and said twice, "Sister Shan, I feel a little transparent and a little lost recently."

Yue Lianshan rolled his eyes at him, "What's the matter? Do you want to be a bitch? How about you go to Monkey Mountain too?"

"Well, that's not necessary," Qiu Chen quickly took action, "Sweeping manure suits me very well."

In the cage, Qin Yufan and the monkey are still confronting each other.

Animal Keeper walked closer quickly, "Old Sun, what are you doing? Asking for a beating! Finally a tourist comes here, you want to scare them to death?"

While he was blaming, he took the monkey off Qin Yufan's back.

Qin Yufan finally breathed a sigh of relief and subconsciously touched his Scent-blocking Patch, "It was so dangerous, I almost got pulled off."

"This Production Crew is so abominable that it cannot guarantee the safety of the guests at all,"

"I hope the tourists in front of the camera will also think carefully,"

"What is the difference between this Zoo and the wild one?"

"There are no protective measures, how can you come back alive?!"

The middle-aged Animal Keeper was originally teaching the old monkey a lesson, but when he heard these words, he immediately became unhappy and asked, "Comrade, aren't you going a little too far?"

"We Old Sun usually have a very docile personality and have never actively attacked others."

"Being stimulated once in a while doesn't mean it's normal!"

Qin Yufan stared, "Isn't it enough once in a while? Fortunately, I didn't have any accidents. If it went crazy, my face might be stained!"

It was indeed the old monkey's excessive behavior. Animal Keeper knew that he was in the wrong and did not continue to defend himself. He could only tie the rope gloomily and lead him to his den behind the mountain.

However, Qin Yufan still refused to give up, "No wonder Zoo was abandoned. I think it was caused by poor management, Animal Keeper didn't do its job, and indulged animals, right?"

The middle-aged man didn't look back, and his back became even deeper.

Chen Bei in the Kapibala cage next door tilted his head and looked over, "Hey, Qin Yufan, did you Scent-blocking Patch not stick it properly from the beginning?"

"How is that possible?!" Qin Yufan raised his hand and touched the back of his neck, a trace of panic flashed in his eyes, "If Scent-blocking Patch hadn't posted it properly, there would have been so many alphas present who wouldn't have reacted!"

Chen Bei hooked her lips, "What if I sprayed Scent-blocking Agent in the morning and also applied Suppressant?"

"You are not in estrus, Pheromones is not that strong,"

"But animals' noses are much more sensitive."

[After Assistant Chen's reminder, I really remembered that Scent-blocking Patch's neck on the back of Qin Yufan's neck in the camera showed signs of curling up at the edges!]

[So, it's not the old monkey who wants to go crazy? It's the Pheromones released by Qin Yufan that stimulated the old monkey?!]

[Looking at Qin Yufan's guilty expression, it seems that he knows that Scent-blocking Patch didn't post it well!]

[It's so disgusting, it's obviously my own mistake, but I blame others?!]

"Chen Bei, don't spit on people, do you have evidence?" Qin Yufan started to talk nonsense.

The noble and cool Boss next to him, who had never said a word, suddenly snorted, "Chen Bei, is that what you called it too?"

Qin Yufan turned around suddenly, "Brother Luo, Luo Chen, I am in a hurry. Besides, this is not a company, why can't I call you?"

"He is Assistant Chen in the company, and he is a supervisor in the variety show," Luo Chen leaned on the railing with his arms folded, "You dare to call my people by their first names?"

"Qin Yufan, you are so brave!"

[Luo Chen: How is it? Is the line of the boss I newly researched cool?]

[System: Your handsome sister, your person is Meng Han! What is the cue for Assistant Chen?]

[Luo Chen: No, he is my employee and I am his boss. If I don't support him, who will support him? If he doesn't gain some favorability, he will be snatched away by his stinky brother.]

[System: Are you reluctant to part with it?]

[Luo Chen: Nonsense, who would be willing to give up such an all-powerful special assistant? Besides, if he leaves, who will deliver paper when I am constipated?]

[System:... Just to deliver paper?]

[System: You straight man!]

[Luo Chen: Unified?]

[System: Don't shout offline!]

Animal Keeper finally understood the conversation, and immediately put down the old monkey and walked back to Qin Yufan, "You, you Scent-blocking Patch didn't post it properly?"

"Didn't you see the warning sign before coming to Zoo?"

"Pheromones cannot be released!"

"Animals like monkeys, which have genetic similarities to humans, are particularly susceptible!"

"The old monkey is old and his life is even in danger."

Qin Yufan was questioned repeatedly, causing him to back away repeatedly, "I, I didn't see it, and Production Crew didn't warn me either."

[Laughing to death, I still need to be reminded about this, is common sense good?]

[Do you always open Scent-blocking Patch on purpose to seduce someone? Or do you want to cause commotion and earn traffic?]

[Could he be the same one on the cruise? Let us Ergou be embarrassed and thrown on Weibo?]

Animal Keeper was still glaring, while Qin Yufan was hemming and hawing in an attempt to muddle through.

Unfortunately, Ergou, who was holding Kapibala, didn't allow it. He raised his chin and said, "Apologise."

"I apologize?!" Qin Yufan pointed at himself in disbelief, "I was the one who was almost bitten by a monkey just now! I am the victim!"

Chen Bei stood up and said to Host, "Watch the live broadcast replay later,"

"Let's make sure whether Scent-blocking Patch was torn open artificially."

Qin Yufan The cameraman next to him immediately stepped forward.

"Watch with confidence, I captured every frame very clearly!"

"It can definitely reach the level of electronic evidence!"

Qin Yufan twitched the corner of his mouth, "..." This Eldest Brother, who called Yu Fanzi Xing,

I thank you!

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