Living in Dou Po, Writing a Diary, Xun'er is Speechless!
Chapter 27

Denouncing Yu Xiaogang, His Crimes Were Too Numerous to Record!

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The women: ???

Seeing the diary mention Love Continent, Tang Yu's double standards, and the path to courting death.

The women were utterly baffled!

The only thing they could be certain of was—

The person who had come to the Ancient Emperor's Cave Mansion was named Bibi Dong!

And roughly speaking, Cang Lan would not update again for another half an hour.

Still, the diary had only let slip the faintest scent of juicy gossip.

Yet the women had already caught the whiff of something huge!

"Is it done yet...?"

Watching the diary stubbornly refuse to update, the women urged it on anxiously in their hearts.

"I can't take this anymore!!!"

"Can't you write your diary a little faster!?"

Cang Lan had whetted their appetites so thoroughly that their teeth itched with frustration!

Ever since the girl entered the Ancient Emperor's Cave Mansion.

The intervals between Cang Lan's diary entries had grown longer and longer!

And they had been left waiting longer and longer as well!

Anyone who did not know better would think Cang Lan was some great general.

Practicing his spearwork in preparation to go into battle and kill enemies!!!

"So sleepy~!"

O_O||

After the long wait had nearly lulled them to sleep, the notebooks finally began turning their pages before drowsiness overtook them.

All right...

Where should I begin writing the story of Douluo Continent!

Emmmm...

Let's start with Bibi Dong! She had clearly begun as an innocent, radiant young girl in the bloom of youth, and she even possessed Twin Martial Souls, with talent beyond measure!

Unfortunately, she met that scumbag of a teacher, Qian Xunji...

A dignified Titled Douluo actually forced himself on his own disciple. He was the Pope of Spirit Hall—what woman could he not have? Yet he just had to lay hands on his own disciple. His character was truly beyond saving!

Ptooey...! What a fucking piece of trash!

Come to think of it, Bibi Dong was truly pitiful. Because of this, she ultimately turned dark and became a proud, vicious thorned rose!

If I had a disciple like her, I would definitely devote all my energy to her and raise her properly!

Even if she truly had a beloved lover, I would definitely encourage her, support her, and stand by her in silence...

Speaking of someone she loved, that Bibi Dong really did have one—theoretical master Yu Xiaogang. If Qian Xunji was scum, then Yu Double-Standards was definitely a scumbag!

He had been passionately in love with Bibi Dong one moment, then turned around and got entangled with his own cousin. No... rather than saying they were tangled up, it was more like they could not let go of each other. In the end... they actually got married!!!

Three Roar Cannon shook heaven and earth—one blast, and he shocked the world!

Seriously... could this get any more absurd!

You have to know, the two of them were close relatives within three generations... How could Xiaogang just... It was really hard to comment on!!!

All I can say is... Three Roar Cannon, as expected of you. You had no other skills, but you sure knew how to play around.

And Bibi Dong even gave Xiaogang a Spirit Hall Elder Token! Not only did this guy leave Spirit Hall with the token as if it were only natural, he then turned around and stabbed her in the back, using the token while opposing Spirit Hall!

That was a real eye-opener!

Even after Bibi Dong took control of Spirit Hall, she still wiped out the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan to seek justice for that scumbag Yu Xiaogang.

And what happened? Liu Erlong cried, and Xiaogang got angry!

What the hell were you angry about! If you had not once told Bibi Dong about the misery of being expelled from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan, would she have destroyed the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan to vent your anger?

Speaking of Xiaogang, his crimes were simply too numerous to record. I truly do not understand what could have blinded Bibi Dong enough for her to fall for him!?

Calling Yu Xiaogang a scumbag was practically praise, all right.

What was the definition of a scumbag?

He had to be rich, handsome, and able to fulfill all of a woman's fantasies about a man—except for loving her.

Did someone like Xiaogang even deserve to be called a scumbag? Do not insult the word "scumbag." At best, he was a piece of trash only slightly better than Qian Xunji!

But when it came to Bibi Dong herself, aside from her talent, that figure...

Wait... that figure seemed comparable to Bibi Dong's inside the hall!

Emmmm...

It couldn't really be such a coincidence, could it?!

I'd been planning to go to Douluo Continent to save that mother-daughter pair! After all, they were a mother-daughter pair...

If that girl really was Bibi Dong, then wouldn't the plot of Douluo Continent not have officially begun yet?

Ah Yin hadn't sacrificed herself, and Rogue Rabbit's mother was still alive. That was Ah San's mother, his mother-in-law...!!!

I had to find out quickly. This was urgent to me...

If it was true, then not only did they desperately need saving, but so did Gu Yuena, Ice Empress, Dumbfounded Goose, Bo Saixi... I suddenly realized there were rather a lot of people who needed saving!

The burden on my waist felt so heavy!!!

But it was fine. Who told me I was a living Lei Feng? Hehehe...

"Gasp—"

After reading the diary with heavy hearts, the women all drew sharp breaths, deeply sympathizing with Bibi Dong's plight!

As women themselves, they put themselves in her shoes!

She had been deceived into a secret chamber by the master she respected.

Then, her master had forced himself on her.

The man she loved was scum, who then turned around and married his cousin, a close blood relative of three generations!

What kind of human suffering had Bibi Dong endured?

If they had encountered such things themselves, they would surely have broken down on the spot!

At that moment, the women were indignant on Bibi Dong's behalf, and wanted to kill Qian Xunji to vent their anger even more!

If they had been Bibi Dong

They might have long since taken their own lives in despair!

Or perhaps found an opportunity to kill Qian Xunji, then kill that heartless Yu Xiaogang, and finally commit suicide!

Only then did the women understand why Cang Lan had said he could never finish writing it!

Just Qian Xunji alone was enough for them to curse at for hours without repeating themselves.

And there was Yu Xiaogang on top of that!

How could Cang Lan possibly finish writing?

Deep down, the women went from sympathizing with Bibi Dong's fate—

To hoping that the Bibi Dong within the Ancient Emperor's Cave Mansion was that innocent girl who had yet to be harmed by Qian Xunji!

They hoped even more that Brother Lan God could take Bibi Dong as his disciple and devote all his energy to her.

Moreover, for once, Cang Lan had not called Bibi Dong his wife because of her beauty.

Instead, for Bibi Dong's happiness, he was willing to silently support her, encourage her, and stand by her...

At that moment, Cang Lan's image in the women's minds instantly shone with boundless brilliance.

Xun'er: I knew Brother Lan God was only a playboy at heart!

Yun Yun: Was I wrong to blame him? Is this little bastard really such an upright person!?

Medusa: I'll give you this much—you're still a responsible man!

Wait...

The women's gazes shifted downward. They had been filled with indignation earlier, but by the end, they all felt that something was off!

They could understand saving Bibi Dong!

But did those dozens of women really all need saving?

Could it be... that not a single woman on Love Continent was living a normal, happy life?

And they could understand Cang Lan being under great pressure.

After all, there were so many people who needed saving!

But why was Cang Lan's burden placed on his waist?

Shouldn't it be on his shoulders?

"Something's not right—"

Amid their righteous indignation, the women caught a whiff of something suspicious and immediately became utterly certain.

"I feel like this guy is becoming less and less like a good person!"

"No..."

"He was never a good person to begin with!!!"

This chapter was butchered beyond recognition... rewriting it would be no different from starting over!

Reporting to all the bosses: the rocket was successfully intercepted by the River Crab Divine Beast. Airspace is restricted today!

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