Living in Dou Po, Writing a Diary, Xun'er is Speechless!
Chapter 39

What on Earth Did He Teach Bibi Dong?

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"Huh~ Why hasn't God Lan updated his diary today?"

It had been nearly half a day since Cang Lan's last diary update. The women stared at the notebook, which remained completely still, their eyes darting restlessly.

Normally, Cang Lan would suddenly jot down a few lines every half day or so.

Even when he went off to practice with his spear and deliberately kept them in suspense, new content would appear after little more than half an hour.

Having grown used to Cang Lan's rhythm, the women could not help but worry when the diary went unupdated for so long.

Could something have happened!?

Doubt surged through the women's hearts.

Having read the diary, they knew that Cang Lan had found a way to leave the Ancient Emperor's Cave Mansion.

Could it be... that Cang Lan had encountered some danger after leaving the Ancient Emperor's Cave Mansion!?

Impossible...

They believed that with Cang Lan's blessed mouth, he would definitely write in his diary before encountering any danger.

It could not possibly be this quiet!

"What on earth is that guy doing?"

The women: (▼ヘ▼#).

"Damn it... why hasn't he updated his diary yet!"

As time slowly passed, another half hour went by.

The women stared uneasily at the unresponsive notebook, completely unable to sit still.

At the same time, an inexplicable irritation rose within them.

They wished they had x-ray vision so they could see what Cang Lan was doing right now!

Little Zi Yan: "I'm giving you three minutes to update your diary. Don't force me to beg you myself!!!"

Xue Ni: "Ah... wah... ah... If I've done something wrong, then let the heavens punish me, not make God Lan stop writing his diary!"

Little loli Yao Yue: "Eeyaah... I got a Sixth-grade Alchemist inheritance from my dungeon reward, and when I tried refining a Second-grade Pill, it exploded. If you still don't update, I'm going to explode too!"

Ya Fei: "You big bastard, because you didn't update your diary, I kept making mistakes at today's auction and got fined half a month's income. Hurry up and write already!!!"

After half an hour of urging, it felt as though thousands of ants were crawling back and forth in the women's hearts...

From anticipation at the beginning, to anger, to helplessness now.

They only felt that these past few hours had gone by unbearably slowly.

Finally, just as they were on the verge of an emotional breakdown, the diary finally flipped open!

"Half a day... ah!!!"

"You finally updated..."

As they watched the diary turn its pages, the women's eyes glittered with excitement. Like addicts, they stared fixedly at every character that appeared.

What should I say...?

Today, I gave Bibi Dong her first lesson in life, and it was also my first lesson as a teacher.

As a teacher, it is my duty to impart knowledge and teach others. I wonder if I was too strict and put too much pressure on Bibi Dong!

She could not take it after only half a lesson!!!

If I had not stayed behind her the whole time, silently encouraging her and supporting her...

She probably would not have had the perseverance to finish her first lesson in life!

Phew—

Overall, Bibi Dong performed very well!

Not only was she blessed with exceptional talent, but she was also extraordinarily gifted. She could learn basically anything after I taught it to her a few times. Such comprehension was truly commendable.

The only pity was that Bibi Dong's endurance was too poor...

And she was not active enough in class discussions either. She kept everything bottled up inside...

Looks like she is somewhat introverted. In the future, I should encourage her more to speak up...

Emmmm...

Was I, a teacher who loved teaching so much, perhaps too hasty...?

"A... lesson...!?"

The women: "..."

Looking at the updated diary, the women were rendered speechless, a long string of ellipses appearing above their heads.

Cang Lan had gone silent just because he was teaching a lesson!

Had they really been made to wait for more than half a day?

Didn't he know to slack off a little and show them some of the lesson content midway through?

In their eyes, Cang Lan was a mysterious treasure of a young man.

He possessed Thirty Thousand Times Cultivation Speed, Heaven-tier Cultivation Methods, and methods for cultivating combat techniques...

Any one of those heaven-defying things, if he casually taught them even a little, would benefit them for life.

But... after waiting for more than half a day, Cang Lan was actually still keeping secrets, refusing to reveal even a single specific detail!

Even if he had posted a few cultivation photos or a few chants from a cultivation method, they would have been overjoyed.

Yet... what made them even angrier was that the things they dreamed of obtaining were something only Bibi Dong could personally experience!

Most importantly, Cang Lan wanted to teach her, yet Bibi Dong did not even have the patience to learn?

Was there still any justice in this world?

Was there any equality left?

Thinking that what Bibi Dong did not want was something they could never hope to attain, the women were consumed by envy, their hearts instantly thrown out of balance!

Cang Lan had clearly called them wives first, yet now he was teaching another woman!

"Damn it... where exactly is the Ancient Emperor's Cave Mansion?"

With a trace of unwillingness, the women muttered to themselves.

If they had not been unable to find the Ancient Emperor's Cave Mansion all this time, how could that treasure of a young man have anything to do with Bibi Dong!

Xun'er pouted and cast an envious gaze over. "If I could become Lan God's disciple, I promise I would never skip class! I definitely wouldn't be like Bibi Dong, thinking about ditching class halfway through the lesson!"

Mu Qingluan: "I really hope I can find a teacher like Brother Lan God too. Even if he is extremely strict, I'll force myself to endure it!!!"

Yun Yun: "That bastard has truly made me see him in a new light as a teacher. Strict teachers produce outstanding students. A strict teacher does not mean he is bad. Learn from others' strengths to overcome their strengths—this alone is worth learning from!"

Ya Fei: "This bad guy is actually so serious when he becomes a teacher. Maybe... when he comes out, I should go and become his disciple too?"

Medusa: "At least you're not completely a bastard. You look rather convincing as a teacher, and you're even willing to specifically set aside time to guide your disciple. Bibi Dong is quite lucky!"

At that moment, the women were filled with envy and even began imagining themselves becoming Cang Lan's disciples.

Suddenly, a trace of confusion flashed through their eyes, and they realized something was wrong!

A teacher's duty was to impart knowledge and resolve doubts.

When a teacher taught, at most they would stand by and point out the things a disciple needed to pay attention to during cultivation, leaving the disciple to comprehend the rest on their own.

More than half a day!?

What kind of lesson had he been giving Bibi Dong?

Why did it take so long?

Could it be... that he was imparting some supreme secret technique?

The moment this thought arose, the women's curiosity was immediately piqued.

"What exactly did Cang Lan teach in his first lesson?"

Inside the Ancient Emperor's Cave Mansion!

Another lesson had passed.

Within the palace suffused with rosy light, an enchanting scene unfolded in full view!

As the young girl looked at the diary, her pretty face blushed so fiercely it seemed to burn. A lingering trace of panic remained in her beautiful autumn-water eyes as she buried her head in an incomparably reassuring chest.

At the same time, Bibi Dong's girlish heart had long become like a lost fawn, filled with nervousness and shyness!

"Have I really become Teacher Lan God's woman!?"

"This isn't a dream, is it?"

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