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Chapter 115

Did you divine that too?

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Longbao is a very special child.

While other children are still learning to talk, he can already call the names of people around him very fluently.

Here's the thing.

Qu Nanzhu checked on the Internet at what age children generally start to speak, and found out that they usually start to pronounce some simple syllables around six months.

But his Longbao can only do ah ah ah.

So he took the search interface on his mobile phone and carried Longbao, who was practicing with Lin Suwan, back to the room.

Longbao was put on the bed by his brother, looking at him with round eyes, full of curiosity.

"Longbao, look." Qu Nanzhu held up the phone in front of Longbao and said very seriously, "On the Internet, it is said that babies can talk at six months, but you are already equivalent to an eight-month-old baby. You are lagging behind."

Longbao waved his arms and said "Ahhhhh".

Qu Nanzhu immediately said, "Look, I will just speak, so starting from today I will teach you how to speak."

Then when the two of you are in the room, you say something to each other.

"Tell me-brother."

"Ah!"

"No, it's brother--brother--"

"Ahh!!"

"Call me brother!"

"Ah! Hahahahahaha!"

Then Longbao rolled around on the bed happily.

Qu Nanzhu has been teaching Longbao for a few days. Everyone knows that after Qu Nanzhu taught Longbao to speak, he also started to surround Longbao and teach him to call himself.

Si Yunxiang and Huo Qinglong came to the villa to walk around whenever they had time, and Fang Pingyue even dragged his suitcase over here.

The originally quiet villa soon became lively. Lin Suwan and Xue Yu, who had finished their morning exercises, passed by the front hall and saw a few people in the hall. They inexplicably remembered what the teacher said when they first moved in.

Xue Yu pulled off the towel on his head and urged, "Let's go, we have to meditate after dinner."

The two of them left together.

After practicing with Qu Nanzhu for a week, they have learned Qi Observation.

Lin Suwan is a top student, and she has memorized the content of "Thirty-Six Pages of the Xuanmen" by heart. With Qi Observation's skills, she can now read faces.

The first thing I looked at was Qu Nanzhu, and then I saw nothing.

Unwilling to be reconciled, she looked at Huo Sili again, and found that this person's face was covered with a layer of fog.

So she went to see Longbao again, and Longbao looked at her expressionless face and laughed happily.

Xue Yu After practicing the talisman, he saw his senior sister slumped on the table with no love, and asked her what was wrong.

Lin Suwan gritted his teeth. "Damn it, even if I can't see through the teacher's face, why can't I see through Mr. Huo and Longbao! Is it because I'm not good at studying?!"

You won't be expelled from the school!

Xue Yu is not very good at reading faces, so he suggested not showing it to others. After all, people who can stay by the teacher's side must be extraordinary.

Lin Suwan: "Who are you? We are not allowed to go out. Brother Chen is looking for his partner. Wuwuwuwu... There is no use for the skills you have learned. Wuwuwuwu."

Xue Yu: "..." Then there is nothing he can do about it. Both he and Lin Suwan's physiognomy and fate have been covered up by the teacher, and neither can see through each other.

At this moment, Qu Nanzhu suddenly came to them.

"Xue Yu, Suwan!"

The two people immediately stood up and responded loudly, "Teacher, we are here."

Qu Nanzhu came over looking for the voice and asked them, "Tomorrow Huo Sili and I are going to the beach to play. Do you want to go together? It will just give you some time to relax."

After hearing this, the two looked at each other, and then nodded heavily. "Go!"

That night, when Qu Nanzhu was happily packing his luggage, Longbao, who was sitting on the bed behind him, suddenly put down the bottle in his mouth and shouted clearly, "Brother!"

Qu Nanzhu:"!!!!!!"

"Longbao, you just called me, right?!" He rushed over and hugged Longbao and said excitedly.

Longbao laughed loudly, and then shouted loudly, "Brother."

Qu Nanzhu is happily holding the baby and rolling on the bed.

"I knew you were the smartest baby!"

Qu Nanzhu recorded a video of Longbao calling her brother and sent it to the Huo Family's family group, and immediately received a lot of replies.

This group was brought in by Fang Pingyue last time when Huo Qinglong called the judge and asked if the central air conditioner was broken.

Everyone is asking Qu Nanzhu if Longbao can call her aunt or sister.

Qu Nanzhu was not sure either, but before he could ask Longbao, the video call from Si Yunxiang came over.

"Nanzhu, show Auntie Longbao!"

Qu Nanzhu turned the screen over, and when Longbao saw Si Yunxiang, she lived up to expectations and shouted "Auntie".

"Hey--!!" Si Yunxiang responded and said it was a mountain road with eighteen bends.

Huo Qinglong squeezed into the screen. "What about me, what about Longbao?"

Longbao clapped his hands. "Auntie!"

Then Huo Qinglong walked out of the screen with a bright smile.

Fang Pingyue was at school, and the video call couldn't come in for a long time, so I was so anxious that I cooed in bed.

Her roommates thought she was crazy.

Huo Sili When I came back, I heard a lot of noises in their room, the most eye-catching ones were the childish and energetic "aunt" and "uncle".

He pushed open the door and entered, and the eyes of the two people in the room immediately looked over.

Longbao looked at him clapping his hands in embarrassment, biting his mouth and avoiding his eyes.

I've never been taught this before, so I don't know what to call it.

Huo Sili thought his appearance was quite funny and asked Qu Nanzhu: "What's going on?"

Qu Nanzhu thought about it seriously, "I don't seem to know what to call you."

Huo Sili chuckled and sat on the edge of the bed, pinched Longbao's face. "Call me brother."

Longbao immediately shouted, "Brother."

"So good." Huo Sili praised and rubbed his furry head.

Longbao secretly breathed a sigh of relief. It was so close that the water almost fell.

Early the next morning, a group of five people set out for H City.

Fang Pingyue is going too, but she will go there by herself tomorrow.

The group arrived at the beach hotel at four in the afternoon. After putting down their luggage, everyone agreed to go to the beach first.

The setting sun dyes the sea surface into a warm golden color, and the soft sandy beach is full of playful tourists.

Lin Suwan and Xue Yu put on summer-style T-shirts and shorts, wore sunglasses that covered half of their faces, and chose a place to stand near the beach bar.

The two of them put their hands in their pockets and leaned against the railing. They were quite talented at playing the role of idle bastards.

Lin Suwan showed off his fortune-telling ability very calmly, "The man on your left is cheating on you with his rosy face and arrogant steps."

"The woman on the right has narrow eyebrows and scattered eyebrows, broken lines at the base, and is involved in lawsuits."

"The sister at the bar in front of me, the hall of tears is dark and the husband's palace is sunken and gloomy. They just broke up."

"This little kid passing in front of you... is about to fall."

Hearing this, Xue Yu bent down and hugged her with quick eyes and hands, successfully preventing her from chewing a mouthful of sand.

The child's parents rushed over to express their thanks. Xue Yu nodded lightly and returned to his original position. He asked the senior sister calmly, "Is this also calculated?"

Lin Suwan: "How is it possible? I saw a small shovel buried in the sand."

Xue Yu lowered his head, then silently dug out the small shovel and threw it into the trash can.

Over there, two students were drinking ice-cold coconut water while analyzing the faces of passers-by. Over here, Qu Nanzhu and Longbao were having a great time playing in the shallow water area.

Huo Sili came back with the cone and saw Qu Nanzhu touching this and that in the water. He couldn't help but wonder, "What are you looking for?"

Qu Nanzhu straightened up and was also curious. "Why can't I touch the shell?"

Huo Sili:"?"

No, why is his boyfriend so cute?

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