"What?!" Old Peter and Mary Jane exclaimed at the same time.
"Peter! Stop making trouble!" Mayday growled.
"Daddy! Mayday sister is mean to me! Can't you take care of her?" Peter put on the most innocent dog eyes, "By the way, when are you and mommy going to get back together?"
"Wha, what?" Old Peter asked in horror, "Who are you?!"
"I am your son!" Peter grinned, "My name is Ben·Hardy! The son of Spider-Man and Black Cat!"
"What?!" they both screamed at the same time again.
"That's enough!" Mayday grabbed his ears and pulled him away from his father, "You are so annoying! Do you have to do this?!"
Peter laughed, "Sorry, I really can't help it! Who made him keep a straight face from the moment I walked in? It's like he owes him eight million. I can't live like this when I get old!"
"Mayday, what's going on?!" Old Peter stood up, "Who is he?"
Mayday sighed, "Dad... he is Peter·Parker. You from another dimension."
Peter smiled and waved, "Hi! Sorry for making your heart stop just now, I couldn't help it!"
Mary Jane rubbed her temples. "I really can't stand it anymore, Laohu, there are new tricks to stimulate my heart every day."
Old Peter blinked. "So you are not my son?"
"No. It's quite a clever lie."
"Clone?"
"No. Well, even if it is, I probably don't know. But I'm sure it's definitely not a clone."
"Oh, do you still remember that time I went after Spiral?" Mayday said.
"Remember..." Mary Jane hesitated.
"That time I landed in his dimension. He helped me get home. Now he's stuck here, and I want him to stay here for a few days."
"That's it." Mary Jane said, looking at Peter, "He does look like a younger version of you, Peter."
"Maybe." Old Peter squinted his eyes and looked at Peter, "How do we know you're not lying?"
Peter blinked. "Uh... you like Felicia's breasts, but you always think her ass is three times better. You think Liz·Allan is sexy, but it's too annoying for you. You never understand why Shocker Why give yourself such a stupid name? His ability is obviously vibration. Until you realize that 'vibrator' sounds like some kind of toy. Oh, you also think Susan·Storm is super sexy, but you are too afraid of Reed, Johnny and Ben to even mention it."
Old Peter looked horrified. "My daughter is still there!"
Peter was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Mayday: "By the way, speaking of this, can't you get her a better uniform? Seriously, man, do you want your teenage daughter to swing around New York in tights?"
"Yes, he is indeed you." Mary Jane said, rubbing her temples.
Peter grinned. "Hey, Mary Jane. It seems that in a certain world, we really come together, ha?"
Mary·Jian blinked. "You are not with me in your world?"
Peter shook his head. "No, we are just friends. But to be honest, if you look like this twenty years later, I will definitely change my mind."
"Was I ever this annoying when I was young?" Old Peter groaned.
"Yes." Mary Jane said politely.
Everyone sat down at the dining table, and Peter told his story. His Reed created a portal and sent him here. He will automatically return to his own world, but he doesn't know when.
"So you need a place to stay?" Old Peter asked.
"Yes, just a few days, I hope so. I have money, you don't have to worry. To be honest, I can live in a motel, but Mayday insisted on letting me come."
"She did the right thing." Mary Jane smiled at her daughter, "After all, we are family."
"From another world." Old Peter corrected.
"But we are still family." Mary Jane glared at her husband, "You can stay here as long as you want, uh...Peter."
Peter smiled, "Call me Bruce Wayne. That way it won't be easy to get confused. In case you accidentally call me 'honey' or something like that someday."
Mary·Jian laughed, "Yes, Laohu, he is definitely the younger version of you."
Peter also smiled, "By the way, I have to say, these things really surprise me." He looked around, "I didn't expect you to still live here."
"I got this house after Aunt May died." Old Peter explained, "She... is she still alive in your world?"
Peter nodded. "Yes, she, Uncle Ben and my dad. They are all alive."
"What?!" Old Peter and Mary Jane opened their eyes wide at the same time.
Peter nodded, took out his mobile phone and opened the photo album. He found a photo of himself and Parker's family, and handed it to Old Peter to see. "Yes, Mayday told me that Uncle Ben is dead in your world?"
"Yes, yes." Old Peter swallowed his saliva, his eyes slowly became wet, "How..."
"What?"
"When I first became Spider-Man, I was very irresponsible when using my abilities. I used it to gain attention. I indirectly killed Uncle Ben."
Peter was stunned for a moment. "Damn... I'm sorry, Peter... When I gained my abilities, I didn't want to be a superhero at all."
Mary·Jian whispered, "A Peter·Parker who doesn't want to be a hero? It's been a long time since I've seen you."
"It's true." Peter nodded, "I... I'm scared. That kind of life is really not attractive. I think I can do better with the technology I created and make the world better step by step. But then...Mary Jane changed my mind."
"She?" Mary Jane asked in surprise, "How did you change?"
"She told me that people need heroes and something to believe in." Peter sighed, "We actually dated once, but in the end Hulk fell into Harlem and got into a fight with Abomination. I saw so many people getting hurt... I knew I had to do something. So... I became Spider-Man."
Mary Jane and Old Peter looked at each other. The red-haired woman sighed, "I have been trying to keep you away from that kind of life all these years. I never thought that in a certain world, you would become Spider-Man because of me, Laohu."
Old Peter also sighed, "I know... then... where is your father? Why is he still alive?"
Peter sighed heavily, "He and my mother are scientists... Is it the same in your world?"
Old Peter shook his head. "No, they are Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., who died in a mission."
Mayday took a breath. "Dad... I don't even know! Are our whole family ruthless?!"
Mary·Jian smiled, "Of course, girl!"
Peter nodded. "My situation is similar. My parents were developing a replica of Super Soldier Serum. The one for Steve. They succeeded, but later found out that the employer was actually Hydra. They escaped, but Hydra caught up with them. Come on. My dad was caught, and my mom... she committed suicide to ensure that the formula didn't fall into the hands of Hydra. My dad didn't know the complete formula. The only sample they made was injected into my body. When Spider bit me, it triggered the formula, and it mutated and gave me super powers. What about you, is it the same?"
Old Peter blinked. "No... they just died because they were spies. They came back for a while, but they were just bionic robots."
Peter sighed, "I hate this the most... It's really strange to have my father by my side again... But I think I'm finally getting used to it."
Old Peter smiled, "Interesting. When I was your age, I always thought about what it would be like if my parents and Ben were still here... you know."
Peter smiled, "Yes, I guess so... By the way, if you are willing, I can help you bring a message to him." He proposed this.
This Peter·Parker is real. It is not a fake that takes away his father's love. No... this is not fair. This is the least compensation he can do.
Old Peter smiled, "No, I'm relieved. Now I have another family to take care of." He looked at Mayday and Mary Jane, "I'm very satisfied."
Peter smiled, "I never thought I would become so... ordinary."