Ji Yaoguang wanted to say something, but Lin Fei smiled half-heartedly and shook his head at her.
Tuz is a 24K pure live treasure, and Jiang Qingyue can be considered half of it. Put the two together, and watching a joke can be regarded as a post-war leisure program.
"This Grandmaster... he's a bad ball!" Lin Kunpeng was dumbfounded, but when he saw that Grandmaster had expressed his stance, he was so stunned that he didn't dare to say a word.
Tuzki originally didn't want to go too far, but he didn't expect that Jiang Qingyue looked pretty and charming, and was very bold and unrestrained when drunk. A "pretty little girl" actually took the initiative to hook up with him. Because she was drunk, she even leaned towards Tuzki, with their faces touching each other.
Tuzki was in a state of elation and intoxication. Enjoying the smooth, warm and slightly hot feeling on her cheeks, countless hearts and roses appeared around her, all condensed by light.
Everyone's expressions became more and more weird, and some even couldn't help laughing.
In addition to the strong smell of wine, Jiang Qingyue also has the faint fragrance of "woman". When talking and breathing, the fragrance of wine mixed with the orchid-like fragrance lingers, making Tuzki so happy that she feels that she is living in Heaven.
"Oh my god, this is my true destiny! This lolita-like face, this jade-like smooth and white skin, this slender figure, this soft and waxy voice, this kind and natural feeling, this faint fragrance... In addition to being flat-chested, she is in line with all my perfect aesthetics for human beings!"
Tuzki was fascinated and his heart was beating wildly.
"Ah, my eyes! I'm blind!" Su Tianshuang wailed and screamed. He opened Heavenly Demon Fan with a "pop" sound and covered his eyes.
However, before he could continue, Liu Meng glared and stepped on him directly under the table, with a warning look on his face, as if to say: If you dare to expose me, I will deal with you, now!
Tuzki had a puzzled look on his face, but he immediately reacted, making a scissor gesture, and a small star twinkled in the corner of his eye. "You are jealous of me, aren't you?"
He seemed shy, but in reality he was beaming. "There's nothing I can do about it. This girl and I hit it off right away and became so close when we first met. Everything is fate and destined by God. You can't blame me for openly spreading the word!"
It was a consensus that Jiang Qingyue was extremely drunk. He felt that these words were very far away and his mind was groggy. He could not quite understand what Tuzki was saying. He only felt top-heavy and subconsciously wanted to hold the shoulders of the "buddy" next to him for support - two big men, or at least "males", and the other was still a rabbit. He drank too much. What's the deal?
And his behavior made Tuzki even more excited, and even his face turned red and hot. "Oh, so many people are watching, how bad it is!"
Jiang Qingyue, however, didn't care and muttered, "Isn't it just a place to lean on? What's the point? If you want to stay overnight and have no place to stay, you can sleep on the same bed with me tonight."
He secretly cursed in his heart and was still wondering why this rabbit was so squirmy and why it was so difficult for big men to communicate with each other.
Tuzki felt so happy that he was about to suffocate. His whole body was trembling slightly. He swallowed and said, "Isn't this... not good? Is it developing too fast?"
Everyone laughed, and some even couldn't help but slap the table, and the happy atmosphere in the air became even more obvious.
"Huh?" Drinking made things worse. Jiang Qingyue was slow-thinking and thought it was a guest trying to be polite, "Oh, why are you so embarrassed? Can I still eat you?"
Tuzki still didn't understand the misunderstanding, and secretly said in surprise, "Damn it, I'm so happy, and such good things can come to my door, I'm afraid I'm living in a dream?"
He nodded hurriedly. "Okay, okay, let's sleep together, hey hey hey..."
Yang Luan's mouth twitched, thinking of what the dead rabbit had dropped earlier, a terrifying picture appeared in his mind!
However, before she could go up and beat Tuzki to death, Yinglong, who had been silent all this time, said to her with a faint smile: Jiang Qingyue is a boy.
Yang Luan's eyes suddenly widened with an expression of "You're fucking kidding me" on his face, and he was completely shocked.
At this moment, she suddenly became excited and awakened some extraordinary attribute, which can be called a "fujoy".
"Tuzki, why is your nose bleeding?" Lin Fei put down the chopsticks, picked up the cup, and joked funnyly.
"This... I just suffered internal injuries!" Tuzki looked serious.
Jiang Qingyue, adhering to the spirit of Human Path's doctrine, politely expressed concern, but the latter was so moved that stars appeared in his eyes and he almost cried.
"Thank you Azure Heaven, thank you to the earth! I have met true love!"
"Even if the sky strikes five thunderbolts, even if I am the enemy of the whole world, I still want to be with her!" The shameless Tuzki couldn't bear it and yelled out.
"Okay! A touching and beautiful love story! I support you!" Su Tianshuang clapped his hands.
"Remember what you said and never forget it!"
"If you dare to keep your word, I, Yang Luan, will be the first to serve you with a flying knife. Do you understand?"
"Yes, if you continue to mess up and give up, I, Yuan Lu, will not let you go!"
The entire style of the Heavenly Demon Divine Palace has gone off the rails, and countless people are booing. Look at this joyful atmosphere, how does it look like Demon Palace? If you say it is a gala scene, I am afraid some people will believe it...
It's a pity that Jiang Qingyue was so drunk that he passed out and was leaning on Tuzki's shoulder. Otherwise, no matter how slow he was, he would have noticed something was wrong and shouted "I am a pure man" on the spot.
Tuzki swore and patted his chest. He looked very responsible and even enthusiastic. He raised his eyebrows and said, "I said it! Jiang Qingyue, I am determined to marry you. Even if I am completely transformed into a human form, I will accept it even if I am struck by five thunders from the sky and be destroyed forever!"
At this time, he did not realize the seriousness of the problem.
Everyone's giggling and winking at each other were also regarded as happiness for the happy event. Some people even booed, saying that it was an auspicious day and they could prepare for the wedding. Tuzki nodded secretly in his heart and thought with emotion, Heavenly Demon Divine Palace is such a good group of people, so enthusiastic!
There is no group of people in the world who are more kind, friendly, and enthusiastic than them!
About a quarter of an hour later, in the pleasant atmosphere of the dinner, Jiang Qingyue woke up with a splitting headache. He stood up and wanted to go to the toilet, but staggered. Tuzki quickly supported him with concern and took the initiative to send him there.
It wasn't until the two of them were out of sight that the scene finally couldn't bear it anymore and burst into laughter again.
"Tell me, how will he react when he sees Jiang Qingyue pull out something bigger than him?" Liu Meng is obviously not a good product, with an evil smile.
A group of guys with bad taste are all looking forward to it, and they feel extremely happy drinking!