In the City, I Have Lived for a Hundred Million Years
Chapter 742

Tuzki: You're All Devils!

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Heavenly Demon Divine Palace Each palace has a hut, so it goes without saying.

In this square used for gatherings, drills, and martial arts performances, there are public toilets nearby. Heavenly Demon Palace absorbed the excellent and advanced experience of modern society and transformed it into a modern toilet, which distinguishes men and women.

After all, the latrines in ancient times did have many inconveniences, and dealing with the accumulated filth was even more troublesome. Modern facilities are indeed outstanding.

"Qingyue, you're going the wrong way, this way!" Tuzki called very kindly and pointed to the public toilet sign next to it, which showed a human figure in a skirt.

Jiang Qingyue Although he was still groggy, he was not as drunk as before.

"Huh?" He tried his best to open his eyes wide, then with a confused look on his face, he blinked and looked at the humanoid pattern without a skirt. "That's right."

Tuzki was also confused for a moment, but without thinking much, he immediately said, "You drank too much. This is the men's room, you should go to the women's room!"

Jiang Qingyue rolled his eyes and said dissatisfied, "I am a pure man, why should I go to the women's restroom?"

Pure... man?

Tuzki looked at his flat chest and suddenly felt uneasy, thinking of a word in modern society - cross-dressing boss.

"No, this is impossible! Absolutely not!" He broke into a cold sweat from shock.

But before he could say anything, Jiang Qingyue withdrew the slender arm on his shoulder and smiled, with pointed teeth and crooked eyes. "Thank you, brother, I'll go by myself."

After saying that, he walked straight inside.

Tuzki was extremely frightened, even though he tried his best to warn himself not to look, telling himself that he was definitely not a cross-dressing guy, he just drank too much, and then he did incomprehensible and ridiculous things, that is, he became drunk and crazy.

But the inexplicable fear made this thief rabbit lower its ears and couldn't help but want to take a peek.

"I'll just look a little bit and look at her back! Is she next to the urinal or in a squatting position?"

Tuzki was lying next to the door, casting his gaze very stiffly over little by little. Anyone who didn't know this would probably think he was a BT peeping into the women's restroom.

"Ah!!!"

A shrill cry, full of despair and collapse, as if experiencing unbearable pain in life, pierced the sky.

It's hard to imagine that this is the sound made by a rabbit, it's like a pig slaughtering scene.

However, in the face of Tuzki's screams, unbridled laughter erupted from the banquet.

Tuzki looked like a crazy person. He actually gave up the running posture of putting his feet on the ground and used all four limbs like a rabbit, almost jumping back!

"Does this count as returning to its original shape?" Lin Fei laughed.

"Male!"

"It's actually a man, and I even hugged his waist earlier - I#*¥&#..." Tuzki collapsed.

"Rabbit, what's wrong with the man? Don't forget the heroic words you said earlier!"

"Yes, we heard it clearly. Why Jiang Qingyue, you are determined to marry, even if you are doomed and the sky is struck by lightning, you still recognize him?"

"Hey, you're not even afraid of eternal damnation. Are you still afraid that he's a man? Hahaha, this rabbit makes me laugh to death."

Tuzki was about to cry without tears. He "vomited fragrance" and even "concernedly greeted" these people's uncles. "Is your uncle's still a human being? He took it out and it was bigger than me. There are so many people and no one said a word to remind me! Are you trying to trick me to death?"

"I finally know why this place is called Heavenly Demon Divine Palace, devil, Demon! You are simply complete devils!"

"Although I'm not a human, you are real dogs!"

His speech was incoherent and his spirit was greatly stimulated. One moment he said everyone was a devil, and the next moment he turned into a dog.

Lin Fei said with good words of comfort, "It's okay, it's not a big problem. At least you're not sleeping in the same bed. You only realized something was wrong when you wanted to do something."

Such comfort is even more suffocating!

Tuzki When I thought of that kind of scene, I was so frightened that I immediately howled miserably. "Ouch! Woof woof woof! Meow! Quack, quack, quack!"

Su Tianshuang looked sympathetic. "Poor rabbit, has this frightened the species into aberrations?"

Jiang Qingyue came back drunk and was still confused when he saw this scene. "What's wrong with you? By the way, Brother Rabbit, let's keep drinking."

"Drink your sister!" But Tuzki was furious on the spot and quickly backed away, his face twisted like Bu Jingyun: "Don't come over! Don't come over!"

The dignified King of the Underworld has turned into a living treasure, and may even be on the headlines of a certain browser: Shocked! The first generation King of the Underworld was so scared that he peed because of him!

Or: "Tears! The incestuous and forbidden love between King of the Underworld and that man is heartbreaking!"

Anyway, I don't care about so many headlines, just do whatever it takes to attract attention.

The whole audience burst into laughter, and the joyful atmosphere completely washed away the remaining gloom in everyone's hearts after the great crisis.

The banquet was dispersed and everything was tidied up.

A crescent moon hangs high in the sky, casting a bright light like water, which is peaceful and tranquil.

Heavenly Demon Divine Palace The lights are brightly lit, and the night market is full of people. The smoke and fragrance of barbecue fill the air, and there are people selling candied haws with red fruit on their shoulders. There are also steamed stuffed buns stuffed with monster meat for sale. Let's exchange what we have.

There are many ancient buildings with green tiles and white walls, as well as splendor and splendor.

The majestic palace is coated with a soft glow of moonlight, which makes it less majestic and heavy, adding a touch of softness.

On the nearly 500-square-meter palace, glazed tiles are lined up in rows and intersect with each other, rising and falling in a measured and well-proportioned manner.

Lin Fei sat cross-legged on it, with only Ji Yaoguang accompanying him.

Both were dressed in snow-white clothes, sitting quietly on the central spine guarded by glazed tiles like immortals.

They were all operating the Supreme Breathing and Breathing Method, and unexpectedly attracted wisps of bright light, shrouding their bodies in hazy white light.

But the state of Ji Yaoguang is not so peaceful.

There is actually a cinnabar-like bright red mark between her eyebrows, which flickers in and out with her breathing. And every time this mark appears, there will be a slight change, and it will bloom and condense into a lotus pattern.

Lin Fei seemed to have noticed something, and his expression was a little complicated.

He opened his eyes and exhaled a long breath, which turned into a white glow and dispersed.

"Ji Yaoguang" The lotus mark between the eyebrows is as brilliant as a red lotus. She looked at him quietly, showing a gentle and moon-like smile, "Husband, we have been separated for three thousand years, and you are well."

Lin Fei looked calm, but his obscure eyes betrayed his heart.

It's like throwing a stone into a quiet lake, causing ripples.

He gently stretched out his fingers and rubbed the mark "Ji Yaoguang" between his eyebrows. "I'm very..."

Lin Fei paused, and finally said softly, "I miss you."

"Ji Yaoguang" is smiling, but his eyes are red.

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