"Wait, you're going to reveal a miracle? Become the God of Shit and Piss? You're not about to pull some god-tier stunt again, are you?!"
Qian Daoliu stared in horror at his own imbecilic grandson, inwardly crying out that this was bad, and was about to rush forward to stop him.
However, just then, his six dear brothers stepped up beside him.
Mighty Lion Douluo and Golden Crocodile Douluo pinned his shoulders down, while the other four dear brothers eyed him like tigers watching their prey:
"Big brother, what are you trying to do? Are you trying to stop His Highness the Holy Son from revealing a miracle? Do you want to become a sinner condemned by the entire world?!"
"This is a miracle you can only encounter by chance, not seek out! I've already missed it once. I absolutely cannot miss it this time!!"
"If the Holy Son can't reveal his miracle, his path to becoming the God of Shit and Piss won't go so smoothly. Big brother, could you really bear to see the Holy Son fail to become the God of Shit and Piss? The God of Shit and Piss-listen, big brother, how sacred that divine name sounds! The Dao dwells in shit and piss. Don't you feel even the slightest hint of holiness in that divine name?"
"No! There's nothing remotely holy about this God of Shit and Piss. It's nothing but vulgarity, all right?! If my grandson really becomes the God of Shit and Piss, my ancestor, the Angel God, will weep!"
Qian Daoliu couldn't keep it together anymore. What were these imbecilic old brothers of his doing, coming here to make trouble? "What are you doing here? Are you trying to betray me, your big brother, again? Let go of me, now!!"
"No, this isn't betrayal. We already belong to His Highness the Holy Son!"
Mighty Lion Douluo said solemnly, "Big brother, don't you find this sacred? Of course, someone like you would never understand. Let me, Lion, stop you so you can't stop His Highness the Holy Son from revealing his miracle!"
"Lion, just you wait! Just you wait!!"
Qian Daoliu was so furious he wanted to burst into tears.
Did these people really understand the consequences of letting his imbecilic grandson run wild? They just wanted to see that so-called miracle, didn't they? They just wanted to gain another insight and keep breaking through!
Surrounded by his six old brothers, Qian Daoliu could only watch helplessly as his imbecilic grandson rode off on a tricycle and vanished in a flash, then returned in the blink of an eye, gold ingots clattering out of his Space Soul Tool.
"Oooooh, what is His Highness the Holy Son going to do with all these gold ingots? Even before he's truly revealed his miracle, I can already feel a sense of holiness lingering around him!"
Golden Crocodile Douluo looked expectantly at His Highness the Holy Son. "We absolutely cannot miss this miracle. It might be even holier than the last one!"
"Yan, hurry up and forge this gold into a toilet! I'm going to become the true God of Shit and Piss!"
Qian Renxing looked at Yan excitedly. With a young sculpting genius like this helping him, he truly had hope of becoming a god.
"Your Highness, what is a 'toilet'?"
Yan wasn't the only one with this question. Everyone present asked the same thing, because they truly didn't know what a toilet was.
"Ugh, you don't even know that? Are you an imbecile?!"
Qian Renxing looked at Yan in disappointment and hurriedly explained, "It's something that lets people sit down to shit and piss... If you put water in it, it can even become a flush toilet. Once you're done shitting and pissing, one flush washes it clean!"
"Oooooh, I understand, Your Highness!"
After hearing Qian Renxing's explanation, Yan immediately grew excited. "Compared to an imbecile like me, you're truly a wise sage! You actually thought of a way for people to sit down to shit and piss, and even came up with a design like a flush toilet. You're unquestionably the God of Shit and Piss!!"
"No, no, no, no! Isn't it just letting people sit down to shit and piss? Isn't it just a toilet that can flush? My grandson Xiao Xing truly doesn't deserve such praise. Take it back! Take back what you said, now!"
Qian Daoliu watched in horror as Yan heaped extravagant praise upon his imbecilic grandson.
The most terrifying part was that he was even calling his grandson the unquestionable God of Shit and Piss. Was that something he could just say?
Had he known this brat named Yan was so evil, he would have left him to rot in Spirit Hall's dungeon. Even adding another thousand years to his sentence wouldn't have wronged him in the slightest!
"Oooooh, he actually created a way for people to sit down to shit and piss? He even thought of a toilet that can flush! His Highness the Holy Son is simply the true God of Shit and Piss!"
After hearing His Highness the Holy Son's explanation, the six Enshrined and the onlookers from Spirit City immediately grew excited, acknowledging his identity as the God of Shit and Piss from the bottom of their hearts. "Your Highness the Holy Son, you are the true God of Shit and Piss! We will believe in you forever!!"
"No, why are you all joining in with this nonsense? My grandson isn't the God of Shit and Piss! He really isn't! Stop shouting nonsense!!"
Qian Daoliu truly couldn't keep it together anymore. Was the title of God of Shit and Piss really going to be welded onto his grandson's head?
No! Anything but that future! I don't want people saying, "Ah, isn't that the God of Shit and Piss's grandfather?" whenever I go out! No, anything but that future!
"Oho, you people really get it! Hahahaha, I am the true God of Shit and Piss!!"
Qian Renxing immediately grew smug. With everyone fawning over him, he felt as though his whole body were floating.
But he hadn't forgotten the task at hand. He looked expectantly at Yan. "Yan, hurry up and cast my golden toilet out of this gold! This is the first task I've given you. Don't disappoint me, my left hand!!"
"Oooooh, the first task His Highness the Holy Son has given me! I absolutely won't disappoint you!"
Yan immediately cried out excitedly, tears of excitement brimming in his eyes. The Flame Lord's flames blazed over his body as he hammered his granite fists into the gold, punch after punch. In moments, a golden toilet appeared in the square, and a water-attribute Soul Master immediately stepped forward with an honored expression to fill its tank.
"So this is a toilet? And it's the very first toilet cast from gold! Sacred, so sacred!"
"You can even flush after shitting and pissing? One flush washes it clean? This is simply the crystallization of wisdom!!"
"A sacred presence washes over me. I can hardly imagine what a pleasure it would be to sit on this sacred toilet and shit and piss. That must be the God of Shit and Piss's heavenly kingdom on earth!"
At the sight of the golden toilet, everyone was immediately awestruck by the sacred presence washing over them.
Sacred, so sacred! It was simply sacred to the utmost degree. They could hardly imagine that it was a creation of the mortal world. It was nothing less than a sacred artifact.
"Oho, it's my turn to reveal a miracle!"
Qian Renxing immediately brightened at the sight of the golden toilet.
He tugged off his elaborate golden robe, sending it flying high into the air, leaving himself completely bare. With a midair somersault, he landed astride his golden toilet, his expression turning solemn.