"No, Lord Great Enshrined, the Dao exists in shit and piss! Even shit, piss, and farts contain the ultimate truths of heaven and earth!!"
Tears filled Xie Yue's eyes as he rebutted Qian Daoliu, his face alight with excitement. "Even shit, piss, and farts can contain ultimate truths. Don't you find that sacred? If the Holy Son can discover the principles within even shit, piss, and farts, what principle in this world could he possibly not know? This is the true God of Shit and Piss!"
"Sacred? Not in the slightest!"
Qian Daoliu really couldn't keep it together anymore. He truly couldn't bear hearing that divine name. The moment he heard it, he felt uncomfortable all over, as though some foul odor had clung to his body. "Stop calling my grandson the God of Shit and Piss! I will never acknowledge a title like that! My grandson is absolutely not the God of Shit and Piss, but the Tricycle God!"
"Oooooh, the Tricycle God who rides a tricycle and crashes into people to wake them up? Looking at it that way, His Highness the Holy Son is definitely the Tricycle God too!"
After hearing Qian Daoliu's words, the onlookers felt for the first time that he actually had something of a point.
"Exactly! My grandson Qian Renxing isn't some low-end god like the God of Shit and Piss, but a high-tier god like the Tricycle God!"
Seeing that his words had finally won these idiots' approval, Qian Daoliu couldn't help bursting into tears. "Don't you think the divine name Tricycle God is cool? It's simply cool as hell!"
But those words still met with opposition. The person who had just asked that question about farting stepped forward and said excitedly:
"Although the divine name Tricycle God is cool, Lord Great Enshrined, don't you think the God of Shit and Piss is more sacred? For someone as sacred as His Highness the Holy Son, the God of Shit and Piss is the most fitting divine name!!"
"Oooooh, that's right! Although the Tricycle God is cool, compared with the Tricycle God, the God of Shit and Piss is still a little more sacred!"
Everyone nodded repeatedly at this, agreeing with the view of the person who had just asked that question about farting.
"Oh-ho, you really get it~"
Qian Renxing immediately brightened and looked at the man who had just asked the farting question and had now also voiced his support for the God of Shit and Piss. "You're a talent! What's your name? Would you like to become my guard?"
"Oooooh, Your Highness the Holy Son, my name is Su Yuntao! It would be my honor to become your guard!"
At those words, Su Yuntao immediately became so excited that tears streamed down his face, and he could no longer contain himself. "Wonderful! It's so wonderful that I could gain your recognition! To think that someone as lowly as me could gain your recognition..."
"Who says a lowly person can't gain my recognition?! From now on, Su Yuntao, you're my guard!"
Qian Renxing made his decision with a delighted expression. The name Su Yuntao sounded extremely familiar to him; he was definitely a rare talent.
With a profound expression, he said, "Su Yuntao, even a sheet of toilet paper has its uses, and you are my toilet paper!"
"Oooooh, even a sheet of toilet paper has its uses! The Holy Son's sacred words are so holy!"
Everyone shouted excitedly. Hearing so many sacred words all at once, they felt as though they had arrived in heaven, and the atmosphere instantly reached an unprecedented fever pitch.
"Really? It's actually true! To think His Highness the Holy Son would praise me like this! I could die without regrets now!"
Su Yuntao immediately became so excited that he couldn't tell north from south. Only after slapping himself several times did he realize he wasn't dreaming. His Highness the Holy Son really had acclaimed him as his toilet paper. "I swear to serve Your Highness the Holy Son unto death!"
"He can actually feel happy about being called toilet paper? This man is beyond saving! He's truly a god-tier weirdo!"
Qian Daoliu watched this scene speechlessly.
True enough, anyone who could ask a question like that was definitely a god-tier weirdo too!
Wait, his idiot grandson already had two evil little brats beside him. He couldn't have another god-tier weirdo like this joining them!
He immediately grew anxious. "Xiao Xing, wait! You can't take someone of unknown origins like this as a guard! The people around you should have clean backgrounds!"
"Lord Great Enshrined, my background and origins couldn't be cleaner!"
Su Yuntao said proudly, "I'm an orphan adopted by Spirit Hall, and my Martial Soul is the Lone Wolf. Although I'm only a Soul Grandmaster in the twenties now and could only leave Spirit Hall Academy without graduating, my background is absolutely clean, and I'm absolutely loyal to Spirit Hall!"
"Oh-ho, so you're such a loyal and upright man? It looks like I can put some more responsibilities on your shoulders in the future~"
After hearing him out, Qian Renxing nodded happily. "I never expected our Spirit Hall to have a talent like you! Su Yuntao, don't be discouraged. Even leaving Spirit Hall Academy without graduating doesn't prove anything. That isn't the only measure of your worth. Haven't I discovered your abilities now?!"
"Oooooh, Your Highness the Holy Son, I'll always be your toilet paper!!"
Su Yuntao's eyes brimmed with tears. No one had ever said anything like this to him before!
He had been utterly dejected after leaving Spirit Hall Academy without graduating, but his classmate Sisi, who had also left without graduating, had been chosen with a casual point of His Highness the Holy Son's finger, leaping onto a golden branch and becoming a phoenix.
Thus, after leaving without graduating, he hadn't followed the academy's arrangements to head to the remote little Nuoding City and become a deacon at a Spirit Hall Branch. Instead, he had stayed in Spirit City to look for an opportunity, hoping that he too could be chosen by His Highness the Holy Son and become one of the lucky ones!
He hadn't expected it to actually come true. Heaven really had favored him. No, His Highness the Holy Son really had discovered his shining qualities!
"Oh, right, do you want to look at the shit I took? The shit I just took has a very unusual shape. It's simply as unconventional as you."
Qian Renxing spoke happily. Having met such a subordinate to his liking, he was so delighted that he wanted to share even the sight of his shit with him.
"Oooooh, to think I could have such an honor! Being able to see the unconventional shit His Highness the Holy Son took is truly my good fortune!"
Su Yuntao immediately grew excited at this. To think he could have such an honor, that His Highness the Holy Son had called him unconventional, and that he could even see the shit His Highness the Holy Son had taken! What an immense distinction this was.
He even couldn't help developing a greater ambition. "Your Highness the Holy Son, might you give me the shit you took? The shit Your Highness the Holy Son took is practically a holy relic!"
"Wait, how are you even setting your sights on my grandson's shit?! Like hell your Martial Soul is a Lone Wolf! Looking at you, you're nothing but a dog that can't stop eating shit!"
Qian Daoliu lost his composure at those words. He realized he had still underestimated just how much of a god-tier weirdo Su Yuntao was. "You're no ordinary god-tier weirdo anymore! You're a god-tier weirdo among god-tier weirdos! A god-tier weirdo like you ought to be shat into a toilet and flushed away like shit!!"