"Oh-ho, you really get it~"
Qian Renxing looked at Xie Yue delightedly, thoroughly appreciating his views. "Exactly! Compared to sitting down to shit and piss, being able to flush it all away with the press of a button really is the innovation I'm proud of!"
"Oooooh! Looking at it that way, His Highness the Holy Son truly deserves to be called the God of Shit and Piss!"
Hearing Xie Yue and His Highness the Holy Son's words, the onlookers grew thoughtful, then understood in a flash. "Yes, that's really how it is! Compared to being able to sit down to shit and piss, flushing it all away with the press of a button is absolutely an unprecedented innovation. The Holy Son who conceived this innovation unlike anything before it is simply too holy!"
"No, no, no, no! Isn't it just flushing shit and piss away with the press of a button?"
Qian Daoliu vehemently objected. He absolutely could not let the title of God of Shit and Piss be placed upon his moronic grandson's head. What if he could never get it off afterward?
He said anxiously, "What kind of innovation is that? Even without that tank, I could bring over a basin of water and flush the shit and piss away just the same! This is nothing but taking off your pants to fart!"
"Great Enshrined, I absolutely disagree with your view!"
Xie Yue immediately retorted, "Don't you think this is holy? Surely you don't think this is simply pressing a button to flush shit and piss away! This is nothing less than a sacred ritual. By doing this, His Highness the Holy Son signifies that with one gentle touch of his finger, he can wash away all the filth in the world. Don't you think that's holy?"
"Oooooh! So that's it! To think such profound meaning was hidden within this! His Highness the Holy Son actually harbors such lofty ideals!"
Hearing Xie Yue's words, the onlookers from Spirit City grew teary-eyed.
They had never thought of that at all. They had only seen the surface, and even though the surface was already holy enough, Xie Yue's understanding was undoubtedly more profound.
They instantly cried out in excitement, "Holy! So very holy! Your Highness the Holy Son, we will support you forever! You truly deserve to be called the God of Shit and Piss!"
"No, no, no, no! That moronic grandson of mine absolutely has no such lofty ideals! He's simply pressing a button to flush shit and piss away. Don't go making up interpretations of what he means!"
Qian Daoliu could no longer keep his composure. He had never expected that little brat Xie Yue, evil to the extreme, to find some profound meaning even in his moronic grandson pressing a toilet's button to flush shit and piss away with water. This was nothing but far-fetched connections and bullshit praise!
He shouted agitatedly, "My grandson Xiao Xing is absolutely no God of Shit and Piss! He's absolutely the Tricycle God!"
Yet no one paid any attention to the Great Enshrined Qian Daoliu's words. After hearing Xie Yue's words, every onlooker from Spirit City was convinced, exclaiming repeatedly. Even Qian Renxing kept nodding.
"Oh-ho, you've grasped my profound meaning~"
Qian Renxing nodded repeatedly in satisfaction. Xie Yue's explanation truly suited his holy identity as the God of Shit and Piss.
He hurriedly praised him delightedly, "Xie Yue, I wasn't wrong about you! You truly deserve to be the right hand I'm so proud of!"
"The highest goodness is like water. Water benefits all things without contention and dwells in places everyone despises; thus, it is close to the Dao. When I press the toilet's flush button to wash away shit and piss with water, this is precisely the profound principle it embodies. This is also why I wish to become the God of Shit and Piss!"
"Your Highness the Holy Son, receiving your praise is simply my most glorious moment!"
Xie Yue accepted His Highness the Holy Son's praise with an honored expression, then suddenly realized the Holy Son had uttered another sacred saying. He hurriedly lowered his head and began copying it down excitedly. "The highest goodness is like water... dwells in places everyone despises; thus, it is close to the Dao. So that's it! Is this why His Highness the Holy Son wishes to become the God of Shit and Piss?"
"Holy! So very holy! I never imagined His Highness the Holy Son harbored such lofty aspirations. I am willing to support you forever in becoming the God of Shit and Piss!"
"Oooooh! The highest goodness is like water. Water benefits all things without contention. The Holy Son's sacred words are so holy!"
The onlookers from Spirit City could not help growing teary-eyed upon hearing this. They had never imagined the Holy Son harbored such lofty aspirations. "Dwells in places everyone despises; thus, it is close to the Dao. So that's it! So the Holy Son harbors such lofty aspirations! Your Highness the Holy Son, we will believe in you forever! You truly deserve to be called the God of Shit and Piss!!"
"Oooooh! The Holy Son's sacred words are so holy!"
The six Enshrined gazed with tears in their eyes at the Holy Son who had uttered those holy, sacred words. He was clearly just a seemingly moronic child, yet he could actually say such things?
Sacred wisdom as at the beginning-this was true sacred wisdom as at the beginning!!
Thunderous explosions surged around the six Enshrined. Having just heard so many sacred sayings, they had actually gained new insights and broken through again!
"Wait, how have you broken through again?! It's just the principle of flushing shit and piss with water, and even that can give you sudden enlightenment and a breakthrough? You're beyond saving!"
Qian Daoliu stared dumbfounded at his six old brothers breaking through again, and could not help questioning his life.
Was something wrong with them, or was something wrong with him? How had this bunch of idiots actually gained enlightenment?!
"Hahaha, Great Enshrined, it's not that they're beyond saving. This is precisely where the holiness of His Highness the Holy Son as the God of Shit and Piss lies!"
Xie Yue finished copying the sacred words with swift strokes of his pen, then turned to the Great Enshrined Qian Daoliu. "Great Enshrined, just admit it! His Highness the Holy Son's identity as the God of Shit and Piss is the holiest of all. In fact, even you have unconsciously acknowledged His Highness the Holy Son's identity as the God of Shit and Piss, haven't you?"
"The Dao lies in shit and piss. Don't you acknowledge such a holy principle? After hearing His Highness the Holy Son's sacred words, haven't you been influenced by those holy words?"
"No, no, no! I absolutely won't acknowledge it! I absolutely won't acknowledge sacred sayings about shit, piss, and farts!"
Seeing that evil little brat Xie Yue actually start slandering him, Qian Daoliu immediately lost control. "As the Great Enshrined of Spirit Hall, I absolutely will not acknowledge any sacred sayings about shit, piss, and farts!"
Yet after hearing Qian Daoliu's words, Xie Yue laughed aloud. "Great Enshrined, didn't you just say something about 'even without that tank, I could bring over a basin of water and flush it away, so that's nothing but taking off your pants to fart'? In fact, Great Enshrined, you've already been unconsciously influenced by His Highness the Holy Son's holy, sacred words, and you likewise acknowledge them from your heart. You simply don't want to admit it."
"When? Did I really just say something like that?"
Qian Daoliu completely lost his composure. He had actually uttered his moronic grandson's sacred words about shit, piss, and farts?!
He had clearly been saying he absolutely refused to acknowledge his own moronic grandson's identity as the God of Shit and Piss, yet he had been uttering his sacred words at the same time? Didn't that make it seem as though he was merely being stubborn with his mouth? No, even his mouth wasn't stubborn enough!
He simply could not believe it was true. "No, no, no, no! That absolutely isn't true! Sacred sayings about shit, piss, and farts, the God of Shit and Piss-I absolutely, absolutely, absolutely will never acknowledge any of it!"