"What important business could matter more than His Highness the Holy Son eating?"
Sisi immediately grew displeased at this. She already felt that Hu Liena had stolen her favor and was unhappy about it. Seeing Su Yuntao rush over so recklessly, she immediately snapped, "Hey, you new guard, why are you so rash? His Highness the Holy Son kindly took you in as a guard, and this is how you repay him?!"
"Sisi, don't blame Su Yuntao. He's my newly recruited guard, one I'm proud of!"
At that, Qian Renxing immediately comforted Su Yuntao. "Su Yuntao, what urgent business do you have to report? Go ahead. Oh, since you're here, would you like to have breakfast with us? You can have my breakfast."
Sisi immediately fixed Su Yuntao with a murderous gaze, her expression saying, "If you dare accept without knowing what's good for you, you're finished."
"Oh, oh, oh! His Highness the Holy Son treats worthy men with such courtesy that even a guard can receive an invitation to dine with him? He would even give him his own breakfast, preferring to go without rather than let his subordinate go hungry?"
Xie Yue immediately recorded the event in his Holy Chronicle in excitement. "Wonderful! This is only my second day recording the Holy Chronicle, and already there's another holy miracle? What a pity that I had no chance to witness yesterday's elders' meeting and could only complete the Holy Chronicle through Lion Enshrined's oral account. What a terrible shame..."
Xie Yue's muttering was so quiet that it disturbed no one. Only Qian Daoliu watched Su Yuntao approach with a constipated expression, his heart unexpectedly hanging in suspense. What had this extraordinary fellow come for? Had he come to ask for Xiao Xing's holy relics again?
"Have breakfast together? And the Holy Son wants to give me his breakfast?! No, no, no, there's no need. How could someone as lowly as me dine with His Highness the Holy Son, much less eat the Holy Son's breakfast?"
Hearing Qian Renxing's warm, straightforward words, Su Yuntao's eyes filled with tears. "Your Highness, even someone as lowly as me can receive your regard. I truly don't know what else I could do to repay you!"
"I don't have Yan's talent for sculpture, nor do I have Xie Yue's gift for carving."
With tears in his eyes, Su Yuntao said, "So I spent all night thinking, exhausting all my wisdom to find a way to repay you for recognizing my worth. And finally, I thought of it!!"
"Oho, what did you think of? Yan sculpted a holy statue for me, and Xie Yue carved a holy picture for me. How are you going to repay me for recognizing your worth?"
Qian Renxing was immediately intrigued. "Since you said you don't have Yan's talent for sculpture or Xie Yue's gift for carving, it definitely won't be a holy statue or a holy picture. I really wonder what method you've come up with!"
"Your Highness, please follow me outside. You'll know as soon as you see it!"
After saying this, Su Yuntao noticed that His Highness the Holy Son had not yet finished breakfast. He immediately came to his senses and hurriedly said in alarm, "No, no, no, no, Your Highness, please finish breakfast before coming with me."
"Ah~ Your Highness, open wide~"
Hu Liena brought her spoon to his lips, and in a moment of inattention, Qian Renxing opened his mouth, ate the food, and began chewing.
Once he realized what he had done, he hastily spat out the food scraps in his mouth with a "Ptooey!" and declared with righteous conviction, "With such a wise and worthy talent waiting, how could I keep eating? Come, let's go outside together and see what surprise you've prepared for me!"
Truthfully, he had absolutely no interest in eating. If Big Sister Nana had not been feeding him, he would not have wanted to eat at all.
Now that he had heard there was something so fun, how could he possibly hold back? He immediately summoned his ride. "Come out, my little ride!"
A gleaming tricycle immediately appeared in front of Qian Renxing. He promptly straddled his beloved little ride and shot out of the Holy Son's Hall in the blink of an eye.
"Woohoo! Watch me ride my tricycle straight toward Zhuge Liang's four-wheeled carriage!"
Qian Renxing was overjoyed. He truly could not wait to see what sort of surprise his capable subordinate Su Yuntao had prepared for him.
"Your Highness, it's only a little surprise I've prepared, yet you're looking forward to it so much!"
Su Yuntao was beside himself with excitement. His Highness the Holy Son had actually called him wise and worthy? He was practically fainting with happiness!
He hurried to catch up with the Holy Son, tears in his eyes. "The surprise I've prepared definitely won't disappoint you. It's a one-of-a-kind tribute I created for you, spending an entire sleepless night without rest and exhausting all my wisdom and effort!!"
"Oh, oh, oh, oh! The Holy Son spits out his food! Holy, so holy! This is undoubtedly another holy miracle!"
Xie Yue hurriedly recorded the scene in his Holy Chronicle. "His Highness the Holy Son thirsts for worthy talent to this extent. It's truly moving! Not only must I record this scene in the Holy Chronicle, I must also carve a holy picture of it! I must let everyone know of His Highness the Holy Son's wisdom. He truly deserves to be the God of Shit and Piss!"
Xie Yue ran as he wrote, chasing after His Highness the Holy Son.
He was truly far too excited. He had never expected that, with the day only just beginning, he would witness the birth of yet another holy miracle. This was undoubtedly his good fortune.
Of course, it was also the good fortune of the entire world, for once his Holy Chronicle spread throughout the world, everyone in the world would learn of such holy miracles. This was a great treasure, exceedingly precious and of immeasurable value.
"Wait, there's no need to keep saying God of Shit and Piss. Don't you find mentioning that while eating ruins your appetite?"
Qian Daoliu was speechless too.
Could they stop mentioning this God of Shit and Piss while he was eating? And could his dim-witted grandson spitting out food scraps really count as wisdom?
That dim-witted grandson of his was just like a child. When eating, he liked to chew the food and suck out all its flavor, then spit out the scraps in one mouthful. And just like a child, he did not like eating at all!
He saw that, in a single moment of inattention, his dim-witted grandson had climbed onto that rickety tricycle of his and ridden away.
Qian Daoliu hurriedly picked up breakfast and chased after his dim-witted grandson. "Xiao Xing, you can't stop eating after just one bite! Breakfast is important too! And you can't suck all the flavor out of your food and spit out the scraps. You won't get enough nutrition that way!"
"Grandpa, I'm skipping breakfast! Compared to eating breakfast, not disappointing my salted vegetables is more important!"
Seeing his grandfather chasing him with breakfast in hand, Qian Renxing hurriedly pedaled his tricycle faster, his face filled with terror.
He did not want breakfast at all. It was no fun whatsoever. By comparison, seeing what surprise his salted vegetables had prepared for him was more important.