With a Dirty Mind, Everything Looks Indecent

Ning Shu pondered for a moment, then said, "Guo'er's cries for help woke me up! When I woke up, I was under a big tree. I think the branches and the open ground must have cushioned my fall, and that's how I survived!"

"What about her?" Lu Zhe pointed at Tang Xiaoguo.

"She was pretty lucky. She was hanging in a tree at the time."

"Did you run into Jiang Yao?"

Jiang Yao had been Lu Zhe's deskmate in high school. They had gone to the same university, and she was also his dance partner in their club.

Hearing Lu Zhe ask about Jiang Yao, Tang Xiaoguo was a little unhappy. "Don't know."

Ning Shu also said, "After I got Guo'er down, the two of us headed toward the beach. We hadn't gone far before we ran into you two!"

"I see..."

Lu Zhe nodded and gave them a full account of how he had found Lin Qianqian, too.

Ning Shu nodded. "But that scene really did make it easy to get the wrong idea!"

Lu Zhe sighed. "With a dirty mind, you'll find something wrong with anything."

"Lu Zhe, have you been missing your class monitor's fingers, hmm...?" Ning Shu reached out to pinch him!

Unexpectedly, Lu Zhe looked up at the sky and sighed. "Go ahead. Better put some strength into it and pinch me awake! That way... we won't have to suffer here!"

At those words, Ning Shu fell silent instead. She knew what sort of predicament they all faced, and merely gave Lu Zhe's arm a gentle squeeze. "Lu Zhe..."

"Where... are we...?" came a faint, delicate voice.

Suddenly, Lu Zhe, Ning Shu, and Tang Xiaoguo all realized something. They turned their heads together and saw Lin Qianqian bracing both hands against the ground, struggling to prop herself up as she looked weakly at them.

She had actually woken up!

She was very weak!

But it was heartening!

"Thank goodness, Qianqian, you're awake!" Ning Shu hurried over and supported Lin Qianqian by the shoulders.

Lin Qianqian looked around. "Class monitor, Lu Zhe, Guo'er, I... where are we now?"

Lu Zhe sighed. "Something went wrong with the plane along the way. Unfortunately, we fell out of the sky, but fortunately, we're all still alive."

Lin Qianqian recalled the scene inside the cabin. Terror and helplessness showed in her eyes, and it lingered in her heart like a nightmare.

Ning Shu felt that they ought to change the subject!

"The rescue team might be here before long!"

"Let's hope so!"

Lu Zhe noticed that Ning Shu was wearing a backpack. "You've got stuff in there, right? Hurry up and take it out. Let's replenish our energy first."

With a wry smile, Ning Shu took off her backpack and brought out its contents one by one.

Good grief!

A women's webnovel titled "Expert at Taming Husbands," a 100 ml bottle of Vaseline hand cream, a bundle of high-end elastic hair ties, a pencil case, a diary, two packs of tissues, a set of keys, a whistle, an unopened pack of Space7 sanitary pads...

Anything to eat?

It wasn't as though there was nothing!

A tub of Extra xylitol chewing gum and five bags of Weilong spicy strips!

Lu Zhe picked up a bag of spicy strips.

"Never mind the gum, but why did you bring these?"

Ning Shu sighed. "They wouldn't let me bring chili sauce on the plane! I was afraid I wouldn't be used to the airline food, so I brought some spicy strips!"

"Wow, just how much do you love spicy food..."

Lu Zhe was dying of thirst. There was no way he could eat something like spicy strips!

He finally spotted a large one-liter water bottle, only to pour just two drops of water out of it.

"Hey, there's no water!"

Ning Shu shrugged. "There was some earlier, but we were just too thirsty. Guo'er and I split it half and half a moment ago and drank it all."

Ha. All the water's gone.

Just a whole backpack of useless crap!

Lu Zhe understood that, as male and female college students living in the modern age, their first thought when faced with a disaster like this wasn't how to survive, but to pin their hopes on the people's soldiers and the national rescue teams!

He believed that the whole country already knew about the incident by now, and that rescue teams not only from their homeland but also from the surrounding countries had begun an intensive search and rescue operation.

In theory, before long, they would be picked up by a search-and-rescue boat, drinking sports drinks and being interviewed by reporters.

But there were always exceptions to everything!

What if they didn't come?

"If the rescue team still hasn't come in five hours, we can all happily die here!"