Oddballs and Oddballs

(Congratulations to the newly promoted sixth leader of the alliance—"dm2356"! Congratulations to the Newly Advanced Helmsman "Soul Ningyi Bingpo"!)

"Beep, student card recognition successful."

Mu Fan was certain he hadn't gone to the wrong place, so he pushed open the door without hesitation.

A person wearing a hoodie and a baseball cap was sticking out his butt and wiggling towards the door, so when Mu Fan and White Hair came in, the first thing they saw was that wiggling back.

Perhaps just as the song reached its climax, that figure in the back started shaking in a continuous S-shaped motion, like a motor!

"Holy crap, that's so sexy?"

The White Hair man with the wide-set chin blurted out those words.

Then the twisting body suddenly froze.

They probably didn't expect the two to appear behind them so quietly.

Time seemed to stand still at this moment.

Mu Fan suddenly felt he should have knocked first, so he said apologetically, "Sorry... did I disturb you?"

The figure stiffly turned his head slightly, looking like a wind-up toy that hadn't been oiled in a long time, and then came his soft muttering to himself, "Am I too tired and hallucinating? Actually, no one saw me, right?"

"Um, are you feeling unwell?" Mu Fan added insult to injury.

"Ah... hi, everyone, I'm Li Xiaoxi, you can just call me Xiaoxi from now on. Haha, are you also from Apartment 214? We'll be classmates from now on, please take care of me."

He lifted his baseball cap, revealing a bright, smiling face. The round-faced young man's small eyes were now full of flattery.

But when he saw Mu Fan and White Hair's appearances clearly, he stepped back and grabbed something from the table next to him to defend himself.

Oops, camera, I grabbed the wrong one.

He quickly put down the camera he was holding like a precious treasure and grabbed a tablet with a lit screen to protect himself.

Holy crap, it's that amazing guy!!

Could it be that they've come knocking on our door?

Damn it, I absolutely refuse to admit it.

"You just now..." Mu Fan began, actually wanting to ask what song you were singing that made you so happy.

"I didn't take any pictures! I'm innocent!" Li Xiaoxi even shook her hat off. A clever paparazzi would never admit to anything. You have to be thick-skinned and ruthless. That's the quality a top paparazzi should have!

What?

White Hair was completely dumbfounded by these words. This kid must be a little mentally unstable.

Wait a minute, isn't that tablet the kid is holding showing photos?

That king-like figure... why does it look so much like myself?

It's yourself!

As Li Xiaoxi shook her head, causing her body to sway, the photos on the tablet kept changing.

First, there was a photo of the White Hair appearing in a black motorcycle suit; then, a photo of him gently raising his hand while the Longstman team withdrew behind him; and finally, a photo of him taking off his Helmet to reveal a head of flamboyant white hair.

Then came the photo of him striding confidently toward Dingwu Gate...

Then came the photo of him walking up to Mu Fan, giving a military salute, and bowing deeply...

Each set of photos is perfect in terms of both angle and lighting.

What pleased White Hair the most was the photo of him with a cool expression as he lightly tossed his clothes toward the motorcycle. The background was perfectly blurred, and a tuft of White Hair just happened to block the light, leaving a shadow covering his right eye. The purple eyeshadow even had an eerie beauty.

Like a professional model for a fashion magazine.

"It's really... mesmerizing." The White Hair walked over, gently pressed the boy's shoulder, and then took the tablet from Li Xiaoxi's hand with a satisfied smile.

As Li Xiaoxi was shaking her head, she suddenly realized that after the White Hair pressed her down, she could no longer move an inch.

When he saw the tablet that the White Hair pulled out, he realized that the weapon he had just used to defend himself was actually the tablet, and it seemed that the tablet was playing the photos he had just taken.

I'm doomed. This man who looks like a mutated Star Beast is going to attack me.

Li Xiaoxi was on the verge of tears; she had brought this upon herself and had no one else to blame but herself.

As expected, the person in question came knocking on their door.

"Tsk, tsk tsk~ This angle is perfect!"

"That profile is perfect!"

"I have to give myself a thumbs up for this amazing hairstyle."

"This one..." The White Hair flipped to the photo of himself bowing to Mu Fan.

With admiration in his eyes, he said, "This angle, even the bowing, is so handsome. I can't take it anymore, I'm about to have an orgasm if I keep looking at this."

Mu Fan's lips twitched; he had also seen himself appear on camera.

After all, the White Hair man was bowing to himself, and the huge suitcase he was holding up next to him was even more conspicuous.

"Kid, it would be even better if this photo were taken from a greater distance, to highlight the bustling background." The White Hair man said, his eyes still fixed on the photo, while he held Li Xiaoxi down with one hand and didn't look up.

Mu Fan nodded in agreement. He felt that this picture was indeed very evocative, but was his own facial expression really that cold? Was he not surprised at the time?

"I should take another step back; I feel that would make the picture look more harmonious." Mu Fan thought for a moment and then gestured.

"Yes, I think so too!"

Li Xiaoxi's mind was completely blank. What were these two people who suddenly barged in here for?

"Brother, which department are you in?" the White Hair asked, still wanting more after finishing reading.

"The intelligence Intelligence and Reconnaissance Department," the boy in the baseball cap stammered.

"Professional! I feel you're underutilized. It's such a shame our school doesn't have a photography department."

"Oh, you didn't come here to see me?"

Mu Fan asked curiously, "What do we want with you?"

Her mind was already struggling to keep up with these two's train of thought. Even the usually quick-witted Li Xiaoxi didn't know what she was saying anymore. "Um, you don't blame me for taking pictures of you without my permission?"

"Holy crap! You took this picture secretly!?" The White Hair suddenly screamed, startling Mu Fan as well.

"Ah... yes, big brother, what do you want to say?"

"I'm already this handsome even in candid photos, so if I were to pose, I'd be way more handsome than the stars! Do you think I need any more outfit? Actually, I have a retro steampunk style jacket, all studded, it looks cool just walking around. You can take a picture of me wearing it sometime." The White Hair excitedly grabbed the other person's shoulders and shook him hard.

"Gulp~ Alright, big brother, let go first, I can't take it anymore." Li Xiaoxi felt that she had really underestimated the White Hair's strength. He was simply too powerful to resist. What was even more despairing was the difference in their minds.

He felt that the White Hair's intellectual depth was at least ten light-years beyond his own.

A physical level of 18 is already far beyond that of ordinary people, but White Hair is only at the bottom compared to other special recruits.

"Please agree to take a set of posed photos for me!"

"I promise, I promise."

Satisfied, he let go and even picked up the baseball cap that had fallen to the ground for the other person to put on.

"Your roommate, right? I'm very satisfied. You'll be hanging out with me from now on."

The three of them exchanged a glance and suddenly burst into laughter at the same time.

"Let's get to know each other again, Mu Fan."

"Yin Shuai, from now on you can call me Handsome God, Super Handsome, Handsome to the Heavens, whatever you want. This is my boss next to me. If you follow me, you're following him. With our big brother protecting us, we're definitely tough." The White Hair pointed in Mu Fan's direction with a confident look on his face.

"Li Xiaoxi, I love taking photos. My dream for the future is to pilot Reconnaissance Mecha and take the most satisfying combat photos on the battlefield!"

Mu Fan suddenly seemed to remember something, "There should be four people in the apartment, right? And a roommate too?"

"They shouldn't be here yet. I'll be in charge of the audit when they arrive. If their thinking can't keep up with the standards of this apartment, I'll give them a good training. By the way, Xiao Xi, we're going out to eat later, come join us, I've got your back."

Just five minutes ago, Li Xiaoxi was enjoying the comfortable environment, but now she felt like she was on a sinking ship.

"Then let's pack up and get ready to leave." Mu Fan made the final decision, still thinking about what Nuonuo had mentioned.

Mecha Martial Arts Competition?

What kind of competition is this? The Little Fatty Girl seems to take it very seriously.

"Drip, drip."

Just then, Mu Fan's Sky Communicator rang. He excitedly took it out, thinking that Wang Nuonuo was probably about to tell him.

Um, Harry?

"What's wrong, Harry?"

"Mu Fan, I think I've found my long-lost older brother..."

Ah!

Wayne has an illegitimate child?

Mu Fan felt that the fat man's words contained a lot of information.

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P. S.: (From today until October 5th, all bonus chapters will be saved up and then released all at once on October 5th!! I'll keep the specific reason a secret for now; a separate chapter Lieutenant General be released during the National Day holiday to explain, hahaha~)

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