Lu Chiyan: "???"
What is it?
Lu Chiyan frowned as he opened the PDF file.
Then...
Lu Chiyan and Qin Sili fell into an eerie silence.
Lu Chiyan was completely devastated.
Can someone explain to him why this PDF is entirely composed of images?
The images themselves are one thing, but they're all restricted images?
Moreover, all the pictures are hand-drawn and vividly depicted.
The two people in the picture are exploring the mysteries of human origins in various poses.
How many mosaics would the production team have to blur out if this footage were broadcast?
Fortunately, Lu Chiyan quickly crossed out the document, so it wasn't caught on camera, but he and Qin Sili still saw it clearly.
Lu Chiyan looked at Qin Sili with a complicated expression. "Let me explain."
"Hmm." Qin Sili looked at Lu Chiyan with slightly darkened eyes. "I'm listening."
"I really don't know why he would send me this." Lu Chiyan made a vow-like gesture with utmost sincerity. "He might be sick."
(Pei Zeyan is ill:???? I'm thinking about your sexual well-being, and you're saying I'm sick?)
"So he sent it to you because you had the medicine?" Qin Sili's gaze towards Lu Chiyan deepened.
Lu Chiyan: "..."
"This isn't funny at all." Lu Chiyan seriously, "I'm explaining this to you very earnestly."
Qin Sili raised the corner of his lips slightly. "Okay."
"Good?" Lu Chiyan was puzzled. "What's so good about you?"
"You don't actually need to explain to me." Qin Sili's deep eyes flashed with a meaningful light. "If you've learned it all, I'll give you a chance to show it."
Lu Chiyan: "???"
Qin Sili had barely finished speaking when his phone rang. He looked at Lu Chiyan, who was stunned and speechless, chuckled softly, and then got up and went to answer the call.
Lu Chiyan sat alone on the sofa, looking disheveled.
He sent Pei Zeyan a message with a long string of "?".
Pei Zeyan instantly.
[ Pei Zeyan: What's wrong? Don't get so worked up.]
[ Lu Chiyan: Are you sick? Why are you sending me this out of the blue!]
[ Pei Zeyan: What's so strange about it? I saw this on your trending topics page and sent it to you on behalf of your fans.]
Lu Chiyan: "???"
Perhaps to prove himself, Pei Zeyan sent Lu Chiyan a screenshot.
[@lcy's Little Cutie: I have a book here titled "108 Ways to Perform Sexual Positions," could someone kindly send it to Yanbao for me? Hahaha, it has all the positions he wants, there's bound to be one that suits him and President Qin!]
The following are replies from many netizens:
[@GoingToStudyGrapeRedWine: Hahahaha, that's hilarious! I'll tag him for you Lu Chiyan, you're welcome, hahahaha!]
[@Mengdaodao: Lu Chiyan Your little cutie sent you 108 poses, if I were you I would definitely learn them all!]
[@ Everything is mine: When Lu Chiyan goes online, the sky will fall hahahaha!]
[@Guoyoumeng: This is definitely something only fans can do.]
[@Shi~Yi~Xi: President Qin seems quite capable; this teaching might not be necessary at all! But @Lu Chiyan doesn't seem to know how; he still needs to learn.]
Lu Chiyan, after seeing the screenshot. "???"
Pei Zeyan sent another message:
[ Pei Zeyan: Look, I was just being kind and helping your fans out.]
[ Lu Chiyan:... Well, thank you so much!]
The IDs used in the comments above were ones I was too lazy to come up with myself, so I just used the IDs of the top few fans on the book's fan ranking list without asking for your permission. If you mind, please leave a message and I will change them.
If I encounter any IDs like this again and would like to use them, please leave a message. I'll use the IDs of those that look familiar!
Also, thank you for the five-star reviews, everyone! The rating has finally gone up a bit!