[He's alive!]
[Watch your wording up there.]
[Here we go, here we go.]
The moment Chaochao saw the camera, his eyes lit up, and he immediately ran over to introduce himself.
"Hello, everyone! Can you see me?"
[Yes!]
[Auntie can see you!]
As though he could see the scrolling comments, Chaochao happily curved his eyes into crescents and waved at the camera. "Hello, everyone! I'm Chaochao, Daddy and Father's precious baby."
Gu Wancheng: The little brat really knew how to talk himself up.
[We got it.]
[Okay, Chaochao.]
[Okay, dear Chaochao, can you tell Auntie who your father is?]
[So my wife really does have a husband, sobbing.jpg]
[So our wife was kissing his husband behind our backs first thing in the morning.]
[What is there that we distinguished VIPs aren't allowed to see, furious.jpg]
In his room, Bo Yizhou watched the livestream, his brows tightly furrowed at the string of comments calling Gu Wancheng their wife. Didn't they have wives of their own?
"I'm four this year, my best friend is Suisui, and I like eating everything."
[A baby who isn't picky, covering mouth.jpg]
[Baby, you're truly one in ten thousand.]
Then Chaochao added, "Except cilantro and fish mint, and coffee and tea."
[No!!! Cilantro is so delicious.]
[Cilantro tastes awful.]
[Fish mint is the delicious one. So crunchy.]
[Delicious!]
[Disgusting!]
[They're both disgusting.]
[Get out of here!]
[Stop arguing. Us omnivores fear nothing.]
[Hmph, you people have no taste.]
[Sorry, I probably won't be able to appreciate them in this lifetime. Maybe in the next.]
Chaochao had no idea that a single remark from him had sparked a "war." After happily introducing himself, he obediently sat down in his chair. Only then did he notice the two people in the corner and call out, "Good morning, uncles!"
Xiao Liu and Xiao Zhang, whose presence was less noticeable than the two cameras: ...Thank you. You finally noticed us.
Xiao Liu and Xiao Zhang said, "Good morning, Chaochao."
"Daddy, come over here!"
Only then did Gu Wancheng walk over. "Eat up. It'll get cold if you don't."
He picked up a pig-shaped bun and put it in Chaochao's bowl. Chaochao wrinkled his nose, poked the little pig's snout, then picked up another pig-shaped bun and put it in his bowl in return.
He, Chaochao, always got his revenge on the spot!
Gu Wancheng picked up the bun, waved it in front of Chaochao, then stuffed it into his mouth in one bite.
Chaochao's eyes widened. Daddy had actually eaten a whole bun in one bite.
The bun was made very small, but Chaochao still couldn't eat it in a single bite.
Everyone enjoyed the breakfast.
"Take your time eating. I'll step away for a bit."
After finishing his meal, Gu Wancheng picked up the breakfast he had asked Xiaoyu to prepare earlier and went back to his room.
[This non-celebrity is so unprofessional. The stream's been going for so long, and how many times has he shown up?]
[Why are you so nosy? Can't he have things to do?]
[You think he's here to work, but he's actually here to have fun.]
"Mi Tu~"
"Mommy." Mi Tu rubbed her eyes and looked up at her mother, her voice sweet and cute.
"Mommy's little Mi Tu, did you sleep well?" Xu Xiashi held her hands over her heart like a lovesick beauty and tilted her head at Mi Tu.
[Help, sis is killing me.]
[How can she be both sweet and commanding?]
[Mi Tu, you're a sweet little cupcake.]
"I slept really well, and I had a dream."
"Do you remember what you dreamed about, sweetheart?"
Mi Tu froze, trying hard to recall her dream. In the end, she scratched her head and said dejectedly, "I don't remember."
Xu Xiashi stroked her head and comforted her. "That's because the fairy in your dream didn't want anyone else to know it existed, so you don't remember, sweetheart."
"Really?"
"Of course."
Seeing that Mi Tu was feeling better, Xu Xiashi gently tidied her messy hair.
[She's so gentle.]
She patted Mi Tu's back, squeezed toothpaste onto her toothbrush, and let her go wash up on her own.
"Mommy, put on the nice-smelling cream."
The child stood at Xu Xiashi's feet, tugging at the hem of her skirt and looking up as she spoke in her sweet little voice.
Xu Xiashi instantly melted at her cuteness, her eyes turning starry. She crouched down, took a little cream from a jar, and gently spread it on Mi Tu's face. Her gentle movements made Mi Tu close her eyes in enjoyment, and a milky fragrance filled the air.
[What a well-behaved baby.]
[Another day of raising a child online.]
"All right, I'm sure everyone watching already knows Mi Tu, so I won't have her introduce herself." With that, she gave the camera a mischievous smile.
[No, I want to hear the baby introduce herself.]
[Sis, what are you doing, sobbing.jpg]
Xu Xiashi knew what the viewers wanted to see, but she simply wouldn't give it to them.
(￣︶￣)
"We're having vegetable and lean pork congee this morning. Once we finish, we can go play."
Mi Tu nodded vigorously. "I like congee!"
"Jian Dan!"
Ring, ring, ring-
Jian Yue picked up an alarm clock and held it near Zuozuo's ear.
"Ah! You're so annoying." Zuozuo rolled over and covered his ears. Only after seeing that he was awake did Jian Yue turn off the alarm, looking utterly unconcerned. "You wouldn't wake up no matter what, so I had to use an alarm clock."
When Zuozuo got a clear look at the alarm clock in his hand, he said in disbelief, his voice nearly cracking, "Why is that alarm clock still here?"
The alarm clock in Jian Yue's hand was ugly as hell and very abstract, with two differently sized eyes perched on top that flashed multicolored lights from time to time. Below them gaped a huge, bloody maw, with green vegetable leaves stuck to it.
[I'm dying. Starting the love-hate routine first thing in the morning, huh?]
[I didn't expect Zuozuo to be such a heavy sleeper.]
[Youyou called him for so long and still couldn't wake him, laughing.jpg]
[Where do you even buy an alarm clock like that? A friend of mine wants one.]
[An imaginary friend, huh?]
"This alarm clock is pretty good. We'll have to bring it."
Jian Yue tossed the alarm clock into the air now and then, looking sideways at Zuozuo as he muttered.
Hearing his words, Zuozuo's mouth fell open wide enough to fit a goose egg. Once he recovered, he immediately scrambled up, flailing his arms, his face flushing with anger until his round face looked like a red apple.
"You can't bring it! If you dare bring it, I'll cry."
"Ooh~ I'm so scared." Jian Yue made a face at him and pressed a finger against his forehead as he spoke in a mocking tone.
"Go brush your teeth already. Lots of people are watching you."
At those words, Zuozuo finally noticed the cameraman standing in the doorway. He instantly froze as though turned to stone, as if a gust of wind would shatter him.
[Zuozuo finally noticed, hahaha.]
[Could you have a little pity on our Zuozuo and stop laughing at him, hahahaha.]
[Could you stop laughing yourself before you say that?]
"Hahahahahahahahaha, I'm dying!"
Jian Yue laughed at him mercilessly, laughing so hard that tears came out. Zuozuo's face flushed red, and he glared fiercely at his unreliable older brother. Not daring to look toward the camera, he turned and ran into the bathroom.
He needed some peace and quiet...
The footsteps outside receded, followed by the sound of a door closing. Zuozuo quietly opened the door and poked his head out for a look. Everyone was gone. He pulled his head back in, let out a forceful breath, and began washing his face and brushing his teeth.