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Chapter 86

Gao Le got beaten up by a rabbit

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"Wow, Xiaoxi is amazing! She started the fire so quickly. It makes me sound like I was just bragging." Gao Le tried to make amends.

Jiang Mingxi ignored him.

The herbs were smoking. Jiang Mingxi gave a handful to Zhao Jiayuan, then pointed to a spot on the ground, "When I say 'start,' you just stuff the smoke from the herbs into this spot."

Holding the bundle of herbs, Zhao Jiayuan was as excited as if he were holding a piece of blue and white porcelain from the Xuande period. He immediately knelt down, stuck his buttocks out, and stared intently at the hole.

Chen Chong's eyelids twitched suddenly as he looked at the way he was sticking out there.

I went over and kicked him in the shin. "Change your position."

Zhao Jiayuan was completely bewildered and furious. He jumped up, ready to fight, yelling, "Are you out of your mind? Go do your own tasks! What are you doing, interfering with your father's business?! Are you eyeing our rabbit?"

Zhao Ke: Tsk tsk, tsk tsk, tsk tsk tsk~

I knew I wouldn't come for nothing!

Chen Chong said irritably, "You think you can catch a rabbit by bending over here? If the rabbit runs away, will you even have time to pounce on it?"

Zhao Jiayuan was taken aback.

Was she just being kind, worried he wouldn't be able to catch the rabbit?

"Couldn't you have spoken properly? Why did you have to kick me?"

Chen Chong didn't say anything more.

Previously, they criticized Zhao Ke and Song Lan for only observing other groups and not doing their own tasks, but now they've stopped criticizing them.

The person standing behind Zhao Jiayuan directly blocked other people's view.

Zhao Ke: Hehe, hehe, hehehe~

Jiang Mingxi wandered around with the herbs, found another cave entrance, and just as she squatted down, Gao Le laughed and said, "What should I do? We're in a group of three, I can't just do nothing."

"The fire was started by the Xiaoxi, the rabbit was found by the Xiaoxi, and the herbs were also found by the Xiaoxi."

" Xiaoxi, you're amazing!"

"I feel a lot of pressure pursuing you right now, but luckily I'm not bad either."

Jiang Mingxi:...

Good oil.

Gao Le wore a perfectly timed smile. He was indeed good-looking, even handsome, and such a smile would surely elicit screams from his fans.

But Jiang Mingxi only has eyes for rabbits now.

He wants to eat roasted rabbit!

Roasted rabbit!

Not wanting to listen to Gao Le's ramblings, I casually gave him a small handful of herbs still sticking out of the fumes, pointed to a hole nearby, and said, "You can stay here."

Gao Le wasn't interested in catching rabbits; he just wanted to talk to Jiang Mingxi more.

While Jiang Mingxi was giving him herbs, he moved closer to Jiang Mingxi, his deep voice carrying an air of undeniable confidence, "I'll listen to you."

Jiang Mingxi:...

With goosebumps rising on my skin, I turned and ran.

A dark look appeared in Song Lan's eyes; he would cut off Gao Le's resources as soon as he got back.

Jiang Mingxi squatted down in front of the hole she had chosen, "Three, two, one, release!"

At Jiang Mingxi's command, Zhao Jiayuan immediately began stuffing the herbs in his hand into the cave.

Gao Le chuckled softly and said indulgently, "Okay."

Then I pushed in too.

Thick smoke entered the cave.

Are there really rabbits inside?

[Holy crap, I was staring so intently, I almost forgot you can breathe while watching a live stream.]

But rabbits are wild animals, isn't that illegal?

[ Jiang Mingxi is a complete scumbag. She'll do anything to gain attention, traffic, and clicks. I'm speechless. Can't these disgraced celebrities just get lost?!]

[He got out and let a baby like Jiang Mingle come, is that it? He came and livestreamed himself touching his brother's... is that it?]

[Hahahahahahahahaha!]

[But rabbits are wild animals, right? They wouldn't actually roast and eat them, would they? And the production team didn't stop them?]

Holy crap!

The moment the exclamations arose in the live chat.

A pair of furry little ears peeked out from the hole on Jiang Mingxi's side.

Although only a thumb-sized tip was sticking out, Jiang Mingxi reacted quickly, grabbing the rabbit's ears and pulling it out of the hole.

The instant she pulled the rabbit out, Jiang Mingxi grabbed some vines she had prepared nearby, tied the rabbit's legs together, and then casually tossed the rabbit aside.

Then we went to smoke out the cave.

"I've got it! I've got it! I've got it!" Zhao Jiayuan roared excitedly, sounding just like a horse galloping. He threw aside the smoking herbs in his hand and went to grab the protruding ear.

Squatting there, he practically used up all his primal strength.

He pulled suddenly.

He pulled out a big, fat rabbit.

He pulled too hard, and the moment the rabbit was pulled out, Zhao Jiayuan fell backward.

Chen Chong's eyelids twitched. He was about to bend down to pick up the herbs that Zhao Jiayuan had thrown aside when he saw that Zhao Jiayuan was about to fall. He didn't bother picking up the herbs and quickly caught him.

[So that's why Chen Chong was standing behind Zhao Jiayuan —she was afraid Zhao Jiayuan fall!]

[Are they really mortal enemies?]

[Damn, it only dawned on me now, was Chen Chong kicking Zhao Jiayuan just now because Zhao Jiayuan's butt was sticking out too high?]

[Huh? Isn't sticking your butt out too high...?]

[Aaaaaaah!]

[Damn it, I genuinely thought they were going to fight, turns out I was just part of the dirty work!]

"Hahahaha! I caught it! I caught it!" Zhao Jiayuan, holding the rabbit that was struggling desperately in his arms, jumped up from the ground, his face beaming with excited joy. He shoved the rabbit towards Chen Chong, "Look, I caught it! Alive! A rabbit!"

Chen Chong staggered back half a step after being rebuked, then turned her head and smiled.

I ignored him.

Holding the rabbit, Zhao Jiayuan proudly showed it off to Zhao Ke, "Look, the rabbit, I caught it!"

Zhao Ke asked very alertly, "Although we're not in the same group and can't work together, you'll still give me some food later, right?"

Zhao Jiayuan said smugly, "Don't worry, as long as you come to my birthday party, I'll let you eat."

Zhao Ke was satisfied with the response and immediately offered emotional support, saying, "You're awesome!"

Zhao Jiayuan was satisfied and turned his head...

Don't show it to Song Lan.

She walked past Song Lan carrying the rabbit, then returned to Jiang Mingxi.

Song Lan:...

Jiang Mingxi had already caught two rabbits. She wrapped their legs with vines and said to Zhao Jiayuan, "Let's find some dry wood and roast them."

Zhao Jiayuan nodded excitedly.

beside.

The director looked flustered and immediately stepped forward, "You want to grill it now?"

Jiang Mingxi asked in confusion, "Can't we grill them? Isn't this an island in Country A? Aren't animals, except for large wild beasts, not considered animals by law here? Don't try to fool me into thinking I'm uneducated; I specifically looked it up."

director:...

But I've prepared countless traps ahead!

The show has just started, and you're already sitting down to roast rabbit?

Then what about the traps I prepared?!

With a mischievous glint in his eye, the director said, "You're roasting rabbits now, without salt or oil. But there's a big gift package hidden by the production team up ahead; it contains seasonings that will make the rabbits taste even better."

Upon hearing this, Zhao Jiayuan wavered and turned to look at Jiang Mingxi.

Jiang Mingxi grinned at the director and said, "Director, you're so kind, but we don't need it, we have this."

brush.

Jiang Mingxi took out a handful of grass that she had pulled up while gathering herbs.

"Suaeda salsa, a halophyte, can absorb salt from the soil and store it in its body. Its stems and leaves are edible and have a salty taste, so we'll use it as salt! Thank you, director!"

director:...

[Wow, Jiang Mingxi's got some skills! He actually knows about Suaeda salsa?]

He can even start a fire with stones!

[I initially only wanted to watch the old dog-coin crematorium, but now I'm kind of interested in watching Jiang Mingxi's wilderness survival.]

[Why hasn't Gao Le caught the rabbit yet?]

[Holy crap, what happened to Gao Le?]

[Oh my god! Is Gao Le Gao Le? Did the rabbit just pounce out of its burrow and attack him?]

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