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Chapter 87

Song Lan was desperate

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Seeing that Jiang Mingxi had caught two rabbits and Zhao Jiayuan had also caught one, Gao Le became anxious.

There were three people in a group, and the other two caught it, but he didn't. Doesn't that make him seem useless?

Gao Le, clutching the herbs in his hand, said to Jiang Mingxi, " Xiaoxi, why aren't any rabbits coming out of this hole you gave me?"

[ Jiang Mingxi clearly gave Gao Le the hole where there were no rabbits; how petty of her!]

[I also think Jiang Mingxi is being discriminatory. He managed to catch Zhao Jiayuan and Gao Le, but not Gao Le. This behavior is disgusting.]

The instant the comments scrolled by.

A huge, fat rabbit suddenly darted out of the hole where Gao Le was.

Gao Le had barely finished speaking, his mouth still open, when the rabbit suddenly darted out. Startled, his face paled, and he instinctively leaned back, trying to dodge it.

But in the instant of falling backward.

The rabbit stepped on his open mouth, where his teeth were lodged, and slapped him hard in the eye before leaping away from his face.

Seeing the plump rabbit escape, Zhao Jiayuan was heartbroken. "Isn't that a rabbit? Don't you even recognize a rabbit? Why didn't you catch it! You'd rather let the rabbit slap you than catch it. You certainly won't eat it when we roast it."

[Hahahaha!]

My silly son's mouth really isn't useless.

[It's confirmed that Rabbit was wrong. I used to think Gao Le was a pretty good guy, but now he seems a bit schizophrenic. On one hand, he says he's pursuing Jiang Mingxi, but on the other hand, he's being sarcastic. Just now, he was implying that Jiang Mingxi deliberately left him with a hole without a rabbit!]

[His fans were even criticizing Jiang Mingxi. Doesn't their face hurt now? I can't say whether yours hurts or not, but Gao Le must be feeling pretty bad after being slapped in the face by the rabbit.]

[ Jiang Mingxi deliberately assigned this kind of hole to Gao Le, just to see Gao Le get hurt!]

[Are all celebrities with "Le" in their names this ridiculously popular?]

[Suspected to be paid trolls.]

[No doubt about it, I'm a Gao Le fan. We don't normally talk like that; that's not how fans talk.]

Off-screen.

Zhang Lin stared at the scrolling comments with a sullen face, and said irritably, "How could he be so stupid? He was told to chase after Jiang Mingxi, and he just went for it?"

Zhang Lin's agent also looked disgusted, "He had previously assured me that he had strong wilderness survival skills, which is why I chose him. Plus, he's good-looking, so I thought this kind of show would be good for him. I never expected him to be so useless."

Jiang Mingxi lit the fire herself.

I tried to catch a rabbit, but it stepped on my face.

"He definitely won't be able to win Jiang Mingxi like this. It might even backfire. If he performs terribly in there, he'll ruin his own reputation, and then he'll blame you." Zhang Lin's agent thought for a moment, "How about we find someone else? I have someone suitable."

Zhang Lin shook his head. "It's not appropriate to change now. You should give him a heads-up and tell him to be more flexible. If he really can't win her over, we can try other methods."

Zhang Lin's agent immediately understood what this alternative method was.

"I'll go tell them."

Live broadcast scene.

Gao Le was attacked by a rabbit and screamed in surprise. He covered his face and got up from the ground, but instead of receiving a word of concern, he was scolded by Zhao Jiayuan. Gao Le was seething with anger. "Is this my fault? You all dragged your rabbits out, so why did my rabbits just run out on their own?"

Jiang Mingxi looked at him in shock, "You mean, there's something wrong with the hole I assigned you?"

Gao Le was slapped in the eye by a rabbit's paw. Although there was no bleeding, his eyelid was red and swollen. He could still feel the sensation of the rabbit's paw in his mouth. "I didn't say that, but the way the three rabbits came out was definitely different."

Song Lan immediately said, "Since you're so upset, how about we switch groups?"

[Hahahahahahaha!]

[But I gave you the chance, didn't I!]

[Damn it, I never expected Song Lan to say something like that. What happened to your aloof persona?]

Gao Le's angry expression froze instantly.

Song Lan urged, "Shall we change now?"

Gao Le pursed his lips. "They're all sorted..."

Song Lan decisively said, "It's okay, the director won't object, I won't object, the audience won't object, are you going to object alone? Feeling wronged and being treated differently while simultaneously objecting?"

Gao Le:...

He came here to pursue Jiang Mingxi and sabotage her Jiang Mingxi with Song Lan.

How could they possibly pair Jiang Mingxi and Song Lan together?

But Song Lan went too far; those words were practically putting him in a very difficult position!

Clenching his fist, Gao Le said, "I'm not used to changing groups at the last minute. I was startled by that rabbit just now, so I spoke without thinking. I really like Xiaoxi and want to pursue him, so I won't switch groups with Teacher Song."

After saying that, Gao Le put on a nonchalant air and walked towards Jiang Mingxi, "Don't worry about me, I just got stepped on by a rabbit, it's nothing, don't worry. Now what do we do?"

Jiang Mingxi remained silent.

Jiang Mingxi is exhausted.

Jiang Mingxi wanted to say, "Go to hell!"

Looking at Gao Le with eyes that were alive but lifeless, he said, " Zhao Jiayuan and I will find some wood to start a fire. You take care of the rabbit."

Before Jiang Mingxi could finish speaking, Gao Le's face turned ashen.

How to handle rabbits?

He glanced down at the three live rabbits on the ground.

Gao Le's heart skipped a beat.

He handles the rabbit?

How to handle this?

Could it be what he's thinking?

Song Lan immediately said, "How about we switch?"

[Hahahaha!!!]

[ Song Lan is eager to prove herself!]

[He's frantic. At least other men have a chance to pursue their wives after they've been cremated, but he hasn't found an opportunity yet. He's practically dying of frustration, just waiting here like a mantis shrimp in the crematorium.]

[Hilarious! Waiting for their crematorium to fall into their lap!]

Gao Le's expression of collapse froze for a moment.

He neither wanted to deal with the rabbit nor wanted to give the opportunity to Song Lan.

Thinking of the benefits Zhang Lin had promised him—that as long as he handled things well, Zhang Lin would let him...

Gao Le clenched his fist, seemingly ready to take the plunge, and smiled at Song Lan, " Teacher Song, you're too kind. This is a task Xiaoxi gave me, and I will definitely complete it well so that Xiaoxi will have a good impression of me. Teacher Song, you two should go and finish your own tasks."

Song Lan was somewhat disappointed, but didn't give up. "You know how to handle rabbits?"

Gao Le certainly wouldn't.

But a man should never admit defeat. "Of course I can, I have a lot of wilderness survival experience."

After saying that, Gao Le, looking quite familiar with the situation, bent down and picked up the three rabbits on the ground. " Xiaoxi, you and Zhao Jiayuan go find some firewood. I'll take care of things here, don't worry."

Before coming.

Zhang Lin has already bribed two staff members; he'll pretend to help and handle the matter together.

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