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Chapter 88

If he's so amazing, why is he still a nobody?

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Jiang Mingxi ignored Gao Le and turned to walk into the woods.

Zhao Jiayuan gave Gao Le a disapproving look. "You just said that the distribution of the Xiaoxi was unfair and that you were wronged. Don't you dare take revenge by secretly releasing the rabbits we finally caught. If you let the rabbits get away, I'll never forgive you. This is the first rabbit I've ever caught in my life."

Chen Chong glanced at Zhao Jiayuan.

I originally planned to go into the woods to look for props or other items that the production crew might have hidden, but after hesitating for a moment, I decided not to go and instead headed towards Gao Le.

"I don't know how to kill rabbits, let's see how you do it."

Zhao Jiayuan immediately said, "Then you keep an eye on my rabbit for me, make sure it doesn't get lost."

Chen Chong ignored him.

But the person had already walked up to Gao Le.

Gao Le was almost furious!

Chen Chong looked at him, wondering how he was going to ask for help!

A slight smile tugged at the corner of her lips. "What's so interesting about this? You're wasting so much time. You guys should go do your group's task. Our two groups are in competition, and this makes it seem like I'm holding you back from completing your task."

Chen Chong remained expressionless and silent, but she didn't leave either.

Gao Le was so angry he wanted to hit someone.

"A branch this dry and stiff will do." As Jiang Mingxi walked into the woods, she bent down and picked up a completely dry branch from the ground, demonstrating to Zhao Jiayuan.

Zhao Jiayuan to look, puzzled, "Why do we have to do it this way? Didn't the herb we lit earlier also catch fire?"

Jiang Mingxi retorted without hesitation, "That's called lighting it? That's called it smoking! You think you can cook a rabbit with smoke? You need a fire, bro!"

Zhao Jiayuan instantly realized his question was a bit stupid, turned to the camera and yelled, "I was just momentarily stunned, I'm not usually this stupid!"

[...]

[If you had any common sense, who would add that? Just shut up!]

[You idiot son, why don't you yell at Jiang Mingxi? Why turn around and yell at us? You think we're easy to bully? We'll definitely curse you three hundred times today!]

[Fine, fine, you dare yell at your dad, huh? Today, if any haters criticize you, I won't say a single word in your defense!]

[Help! A big star is yelling at his fans! Let's cyberbully him!]

The live chat was instantly flooded with comments from Zhao Jiayuan's fans.

So much so that even the haters who wanted to criticize him didn't know where to begin, as these fans who claimed they wouldn't help Zhao Jiayuan had already said everything they needed to say!

Song Lan bent down and picked up a dry stick from the ground. She looked down at her stick, then looked up at Jiang Mingxi, and then glanced at Zhao Jiayuan.

What Bai Ge said before we set off this morning was still on my mind.

She said, "When pursuing someone, you have to put in some effort and do it well. If they don't give you a chance, you have to create one yourself. No matter what you say, just start a conversation. It's always good to say a few words."

Say a few more words?

Song Lan's mind raced.

An idea came to mind.

He bent down and picked up another stick, then walked over to Jiang Mingxi. "Which of these two is easier to start a fire with?"

Jiang Mingxi looked at the two sticks in his hands—one completely dry and the other wet, even slightly misty—and her eye twitched slightly. She almost blurted out, "Are you crazy?"

But the other party was Song Lan.

Jiang Mingxi took back her scolding remark, and simply said, " Teacher Song, you'll know once you try it."

After saying that, he didn't say anything more and turned to continue looking for dry tree branches.

Song Lan looked down at the two sticks in her hands, feeling somewhat annoyed.

It's not what he expected.

Shouldn't Jiang Mingxi have said something like, "It's definitely the dried kind that can be lit, how can you light a wet one?"

Then he can easily pick up on the next sentence.

By saying these words one by one, you can easily start a conversation, right?

[Damn, I'm dying of laughter! When Song Lan held up two sticks and shoved them in front of Jiang Mingxi, I almost spat out my mouthful of snail rice noodles!]

[Is this a question a human being could ask?]

[ Song Lan, you've been possessed? What a stupid question! You're even stupider than Zhao Jiayuan!]

[He's definitely dumber than my son, but could he be trying to find a topic to chat about with Jiang Mingxi?]

[Hahahaha, damn it! It seems so, I've gotten even dumber in an instant!]

[This is infuriating, I'm going to go have a smoke!]

Seeing Jiang Mingxi turn to leave, Song Lan tossed aside the wet stick in her hand and caught up with Jiang Mingxi in two steps, saying, "I think this dry one is definitely better."

Jiang Mingxi answered decisively, "You're right."

Song Lan:...

What's the next sentence?

[I'm dying of laughter, I've never seen such a crematorium scene.]

[While others were collecting dry tree branches, he followed them around, his face practically screaming: "I'm going to utter another word!"]

Zhao Jiayuan looked at Song Lan warily. "You're not thinking of getting our rabbit by picking up a few dry twigs, are you? That won't do. We're competitors. I agreed to give it to Zhao Ke because he came to celebrate Zhao Ke 'Xiaoxi birthday before, and he also promised to celebrate mine. He even got two good endorsements for Xiaoxi. You didn't celebrate Xiaoxi's birthday, so our rabbit won't be given to you, Teacher Song."

[???]

Did Song Lan not celebrate Jiang Mingxi's birthday?

[It seems that the day Jiang Mingxi celebrated her birthday was also the day Song Lan took Zhang Lin to the hospital.]

[Oh, this...]

[ Jiang Mingxi is so petty! Zhang Lin was having an emergency because he was ill. Did Song Lan really just stand by and watch him die? Jiang Mingxi is arguing with Song Lan over this? My god, could it be that Su Hui was blacklisted because of Jiang Mingxi? What a vicious person!]

Before Zhao Jiayuan finish speaking, Jiang Mingxi shouted at him, "Come here right now!"

Zhao Jiayuan thought Jiang Mingxi had softened her heart and couldn't bear to let him talk about Song Lan, and was about to continue to help out indignantly.

Then Jiang Mingxi said, "There are mushrooms here, do you want to eat them later?"

Zhao Jiayuan had completely forgotten about helping him.

She jumped up and ran towards Jiang Mingxi, shouting, "What mushroom? Mushroom what? Mushroom what mushroom? Where is it?!"

Jiang Mingxi squatted on the ground, parted the grass beside her, and revealed a cluster of mushrooms.

"What kind of mushroom is this? Is it poisonous?" Zhao Jiayuan squatted down next to Jiang Mingxi, staring at the mushroom in front of him and asked.

"White onion mushroom, a type of mushroom with high nutritional value. A lot of this mushroom from China is exported." Jiang Mingxi pressed down the grass on both sides of the mushroom and instructed Zhao Jiayuan, "You hold this side down."

Zhao Jiayuan immediately stepped forward and pressed the grass that had been pressed down on both sides firmly to the ground.

Expose the white onion mushroom in the middle.

Jiang Mingxi rolled up her loose short-sleeved shirt to make a makeshift pocket and deftly picked the white onion mushrooms.

[I've never seen this mushroom before, is it really not poisonous?]

[Is Jiang Mingxi up to something again just to grab attention? Besides, you can't eat mushrooms raw in the wild.]

[The more I watch Jiang Mingxi, the more annoyed I get. He's been the center of attention from the very beginning of this episode. He's everywhere, like he's some kind of genius. If he's so great, how come he's still a nobody?]

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