Fierce! After Going Unhinged, I Team Up with a Tyrant to Whip a Dating Show into Shape
Chapter 168

A Record of Survival Abroad

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Many of the perpetrators couldn't help but vomit.

Some people like to insult others by saying things like, "You're a piece of shit in my eyes."

If it really turns into shit, I wouldn't be happy about it.

Duan Xuanyu didn't care about being humiliated.

He quickly shouted to all the victims present, "What are you standing there for? Run!"

The victims were completely unprepared!

The world appeared unchanged to them; they had no idea what had happened.

They thought they were about to be slaughtered... but they escaped unharmed?

"Can it really run?"

"Is it one of those games where they deliberately make us run, then activate a calming device from behind to permanently cool us down...?"

But soon, the victims discovered that they really could run away!

Those bad guys, I wonder if they suddenly contracted a strange disease!

One by one, they vomited until they were completely disoriented!

Everyone, run outside quickly!

--[Master, think about it, didn't I do something great? If we followed your logic and turned into monsters, we'd only be focused on looking cool, and these people would definitely shoot at the monsters!]

--[But once it turns into poop, no one dares to shoot a pile of poop!]

--[Because they're afraid their poop will splatter everywhere!]

Duan Xuanyu: "Heh."

During this time, some bad guys, unable to resist the nausea, shot at the excrement.

Fortunately, it wasn't aimed at anyone, and no one was harmed.

Soon, everyone had safely made it outside the manor!

The same applies to parks that are also within the scope of skill control.

The victims escaped with ease.

Some people who had obtained international driver's licenses quickly hopped on minibuses and started driving.

No one cared about finding their phones or bags anymore; escaping was the most important thing!

Otherwise, once those people finish vomiting, they'll come after us!

Duan Xuanyu quickly found Su Mian in the crowd.

He took her hand and immediately led her to the car.

All the guests were present and boarded the same minibus.

Only after the car drove out of the shredded squid park did everyone come back to their senses from the dreamlike experience.

"I thought tonight was going to be really exciting, but it's over already?"

"I thought it was something serious, but I somehow managed to escape unharmed..."

"But why?"

"How strange, why did they suddenly look at us like we were looking at something terrifying, and then completely lose their resistance and vomit uncontrollably?"

Su Mian also felt she couldn't understand it.

She glanced at the other guests. "Is everyone like this? Why is that?"

Duan Xuanyu remained silent, utterly silent.

Everyone in the car was thankful to have survived the ordeal.

Duan Xuanyu, who had saved everyone, quietly gazed at the desert outside the window.

He kept his achievements and fame hidden.

--[Master, you must tell them that you saved their lives by changing their appearances to look like poop. They'll definitely idolize you!]

Duan Xuanyu: "Am I stupid? Would I tell everyone all sorts of shameful things?"

He was going to keep this a secret for the rest of his life.

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The journey across the desert is very long.

Several minibuses ran out of gas when they reached the edge of the city.

Everyone had no choice but to abandon their vehicles and walk the rest of the way.

It's roughly midnight now.

The city ahead is filled with towering skyscrapers that seem to reach into the clouds.

There is also a lake on the outskirts of the city, where dhows and luxury yachts sail back and forth.

In these developed countries, the gap between the rich and the poor is enormous.

All criminal acts are hidden in the shadows, while light and beauty are reserved for the rich.

Everyone sat on a bench in the lakeside square and discussed how to find the production crew next.

Cheng Qin was very worried. "We didn't have time to look for our bags when we ran away. Our phones, wallets, and passports are all gone. We're in a foreign country now, and it's really difficult to move an inch."

Lin Xi suggested, "Let's borrow a phone from a passerby."

Su Mian asked, "Even if you borrow the phone, do you remember the phone number of the production crew?"

A decent person would only memorize their own family's phone number, who would memorize their staff's phone number...?

Su Mian looked around. "Does anyone remember?"

Duan Hongxu: "I've got it."

Su Mian: "Speak quickly."

Duan Hongxu: "Save it in my phone."

Su Mian: "... If you're itching for a beating, just rub your face on the ground. I'm not in the mood to reward you right now."

Lin Xi sighed, "I wish I still had my phone. I have some business partners here, but unfortunately I haven't memorized their numbers."

A moment of silence fell over everyone.

With a mobile phone, who needs to contact partners? They can just contact the production team directly.

Su Mian then asked, "There's a famous seven-star hotel here, the Yiye Bianzhou Hotel. Do you think the production team will arrange for us to stay here this time? They're already waiting for us at the Yiye Bianzhou Hotel?"

Yu Liqi nodded in agreement. "I heard there's a free shuttle bus to this big hotel."

Fang Nuonuo disagreed. "The production team is always trying to torment us, how could they possibly arrange for us to stay at the One Leaf Boat Hotel? Let's not go to the Seven Star Hotel and humiliate ourselves."

Gu Yichen nodded in agreement. "I'll never forget last season. We even had to use toilet paper sparingly. This production team is really stingy to the extreme."

Fang Nuonuo nodded; she could never forget that nightmarish experience!

She had already peeled off all three layers of toilet paper and used them one by one!

Therefore, neither of them believed that the production team would be so generous to them.

People have lost the will to discuss this.

It was a long and tiring day, and I even experienced a life-or-death situation.

I haven't eaten or drunk anything yet.

I was extremely thirsty, hungry, and sleepy.

Cheng Qin recalled that when she was taken to the manor, although the things she had to do there were disgusting, the table was full of a dazzling array of fine wines and delicacies.

She made a huge, regretful move. "If only I had taken more food and drink from the manor when I ran away."

Yu Liqi patted her shoulder, offering silent comfort.

Gu Yichen was also hungry. He sighed and said, "Everyone online says this country is so rich that people throw money on the ground, but that's a complete lie. I walked around with my head down for ages and didn't pick up a single penny."

Of course, those people are just rich, not sick.

Who has nothing better to do than throw money around all day?

Those who believe that rich people will throw money around every day are the ones who are truly wasting money.

Su Mian was also very hungry.

If you just sit there, the food won't even get into your mouth.

She stood up and moved around a bit.

While we're at it, let's see if we can snag any freebies abroad without money, a phone, or a passport.

Su Mian returned very quickly.

I told everyone, "I saw a church nearby that's still open, and they're giving away free eggs."

Lin Xi exclaimed, "What? Free eggs here too? That's so Chinese style!"

Duan Hongxu was eager to try. "Once the eggs are delivered, faith is activated! Let's go! Let's get the eggs!"

Yu Liqi hesitated. "Could it be another scam? Are they going to kidnap us again?"

Su Mian thought her words made sense, so she suggested, "Let's play rock-paper-scissors in pairs, and whoever wins last will go and find out."

Su Mian believes that the person who wins throughout the entire process has the best luck.

That person will go and investigate alone at that time.

If something goes wrong, the other guests can still try to save that person; it's better than the whole group being wiped out.

Lin Xi volunteered, "No need, I'll go and find out."

After saying that, he went by himself.

A short while later, he returned with a bruised and swollen face!

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